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The one line story thread ..
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:33 am
by Cow Patty
no one likes dung on the kitchen table or feathers in their...........
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:33 am
by qsducks
package that should have contained a pillow................
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:34 am
by Cow Patty
but it never got sent because it was not pre-paid in advance and nothing gets sent for free............
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:35 am
by qsducks
that's not true, don't you get free samples?
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:44 am
by Cow Patty
samples aren't actually free because they do consume part of my time filling out for them and we all know time is money, or at least that is what my...............
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:44 am
by qsducks
way am I sending money out of state......................
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:28 am
by Trunk Monkey
because you never now if the person received it or......
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:57 pm
by along-for-the-ride
...the mailman mistakenly put it in someone elses mail box because....
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:36 am
by Trunk Monkey
he was new and did not know the route so......
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:38 am
by Redtail
to get rid of it, threw it in the first empty mailbox he came upon..........
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:27 am
by Cow Patty
then he asked TM if she still had the GA map or if it is in....................
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:58 am
by Trunk Monkey
the bathroom still with CB who.....
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:53 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Trunk Monkey;852065 wrote: the bathroom still with CB who.....
..admiring her new hair style in the mirror.............
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:11 pm
by Mustang
That took all morning to put up in to....................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:55 am
by Cow Patty
a beehive, which she learned how to do from the magzine that she keeps......
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:22 am
by Trunk Monkey
in the bathroom along with her.....
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:10 am
by Cow Patty
serenity pad sample and her gigantic roll of............
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:17 am
by qsducks
plastic bags that she covers her face in..........................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:43 am
by Cow Patty
.....No she really wouldn't cover her face, the duck was just joking, she knows plastic bags can cause suffocation....she keeps a giganitic roll of floss next to the.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:50 am
by Trunk Monkey
map of Georgia where she's trying to find.......
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:24 pm
by along-for-the-ride
..exactly where AFTR lives because.........
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:11 pm
by qsducks
she needs to give her advice on how to behave.........................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:14 pm
by Mustang
like a posh lady or else Carolly would come...............
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:15 pm
by qsducks
and bite them in the ................................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:16 pm
by Mustang
arse and set them...................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:18 pm
by qsducks
loose in the Wild Kingdom where.......................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:21 pm
by Mustang
The lions and tigers and bears.........
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:23 pm
by qsducks
will feast on the remains of the day.........................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:26 pm
by Mustang
And bury what they can't finish...............
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:27 pm
by qsducks
in their closet in the bathroom of their.............................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:30 pm
by Mustang
trailer in the sticks of PhoneyBaloney USA................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:31 pm
by qsducks
where all the freaks come out to play.........................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:34 pm
by Mustang
like in the movie, The Night Of The Living Dead.................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:35 pm
by qsducks
and they really are dead.....................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:36 pm
by Mustang
but when the clock strikes midnight................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:37 pm
by qsducks
they turn into rats with no chance of ever getting Prince Charming to.................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:38 pm
by Mustang
bring them cheddar cheese by the................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:40 pm
by qsducks
the side of the sewer which they can never get out of....................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:42 pm
by Mustang
because the city welded the grates closed.............
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:44 pm
by qsducks
and they will never be seen again.........................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:48 pm
by Mustang
in Phoney Boloney USA unless the sewer water flushed them all the way down to................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:50 pm
by qsducks
the Indian ocean where people thought they looked like good bait....................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:50 pm
by Mustang
to catch a big white.................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:52 pm
by qsducks
shark and that was the end of the sewer rats and now the story goes that...........
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:55 pm
by Mustang
Once upon a time....................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:56 pm
by qsducks
there were some really funny people who.........................
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:57 pm
by Mustang
walked into the Pub Nutters Inn..............
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:58 pm
by qsducks
and decided to play darts using a big picture of..........................