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AussiePam wrote: Listen you two. Heads up. You're off subject and can therefore be cast forth, fifth, sixth etc into outer darkness where there will be wailing an G-nashing of teeth. ...



Which leaves me .. ALONE at last.. with TLW


The subject is TLW, and guess who has it?! :rolleyes:













(For now )

I've got it, I've got it......this has to be tlw the real tlw.......gotta be , oh yeah.

HERE IT IS...........................AMEN

Oh Miriam, I think your candle for BR needs replacing - beautiful thread, btw. :-4

Let me hold tlw's hand for a while and I'll look after him whilst you're gone.

And maybe take him for a tiny walk if he gets bored.

Come on tlw . . . let's go to my house for milk and biscuits

Aw Rap............that's bribery........good way to get tlw tho.:wah:

miriam wrote: Aw Rap............that's bribery........good way to get tlw tho.:wah:


Oh Oh, bribery, where's there a cop when you need one? :rolleyes:

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Virgo's ROCK, right mir!

cars wrote: Virgo's ROCK, right mir!


I supposse cars but if there was a Virgo ROCK being mine, I'd nab him. Forgive me but my mind is most always there in the gutter:D

WOW......that could be the last word ROCK:guitarist

Rapunzel wrote: Oh Miriam, I think your candle for BR needs replacing - beautiful thread, btw. :-4

Let me hold tlw's hand for a while and I'll look after him whilst you're gone.

And maybe take him for a tiny walk if he gets bored.

Come on tlw . . . let's go to my house for milk and biscuits
IM TAkIN HIM "J ohnny????" a itsybitsy walk 2.We are going w PAULI to QQT the quick trip ...W bee back in 92 MIns OR SO

TLW


haz E dust bunnie

daBunnyWendy7 wrote: IM TAkIN HIM "J ohnny????" a itsybitsy walk 2.We are going w PAULI to QQT the quick trip ...W bee back in 92 MIns OR SO

TLW


haz E dust bunnie


Am an ignoramus when it comes to city talk.

But you know this is absolutily the last word, tlw, THE LAST WORD, TLW

Behold the Queen of Virgos is now amongst you all !!! And posting from very wet Sydney. And I've come to claim your adulation, your respectful adoration - and tlw.

nothing hidden./FONT]AussiePam wrote: Behold see CourtEDmoderator*files*in reads pooh's bluster day...TLW...maybe comforting to* CHAT*after TLW was abused BIG texan*files in*b4 the dessert wasn't served...maybe pooh's stories will PUT 2 sleep by 10.everybody gathers round to hear the longer story.readers digests can't do justice to.the Queen of scots is now amongst you all !!! And posting from very wet Sydney. And I've come to claim your adulation, your respectful adoration - and tlw.who ever snaches all funds heldby tlw gets the lawyer....have fun...carp may snatch assets from those w/o PRIOR histRY...get all the facts...the N inquirer or do you go to the court files.ha ha all 4 the fonts and response in jest up to you to SIEZE TLW

daBunnyWendy7 wrote: nothing hidden./FONT]who ever snaches all funds heldby tlw gets the lawyer....have fun...carp may snatch assets from those w/o PRIOR histRY...get all the facts...the N inquirer or do you go to the court files.ha ha all 4 the fonts and response in jest up to you to SIEZE TLWWhat she said.

abbey wrote: What she said.
walks in and sets*courtly* papers on veneered table w BRASh ccandleabra on it.CALL my friend B or old friend Mr BisHof they can speak TLW

*confidently waits in own home w/o catscratch fever(that's not hypochondriac...)asks neigh bor to turn down her soap opera.advises her n to watch the pbs news for unedited documentaries."g to mr bishop for the last word.I'll help you check your email tomorrow after YOU find TLWno sunglasses:) said v wolf.nite

daBunnyWendy7 wrote: walks in and sets*courtly* papers on veneered table w BRASh ccandleabra on it.CALL my friend B or old friend Mr BisHof they can speak TLW

*confidently waits in own home w/o catscratch fever(that's not hypochondriac...)asks neigh bor to turn down her soap opera.advises her n to watch the pbs news for unedited documentaries."g to mr bishop for the last word.I'll help you check your email tomorrow after YOU find TLWno sunglasses:) said v wolf.nite
To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause: there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life;

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,

The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,

The insolence of office and the spurns

That patient merit of the unworthy takes,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,

To grunt and sweat under a weary life,

But that the dread of something after death,

The undiscover'd country from whose bourn

No traveller returns, puzzles the will

And makes us rather bear those ills we have

Than fly to others that we know not of?

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;

And thus the native hue of resolution

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,

And enterprises of great pith and moment

With this regard their currents turn awry,

And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!

The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons

Be all my sins remember'd.

TLW............................. :p

To pinch TLW or not pinch TLW - that is the question.

Whilst Abbey dreams of the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

And whilst her noble mind suffers as all her (miniature) sins are remember'd in her dreams,

So I shall ease the burden to her conscience and away with TLW

So she need no longer suffer from the knowledge of her thievery

But know that TLW has gone to a good and justly place.

OK TLW, how do you fancy coffee and pancakes in McDonalds? :wah:

*Rap and Teal-Doubleyou slip quietly from the room.*

Rapunzel wrote: To pinch TLW or not pinch TLW - that is the question.

Whilst Abbey dreams of the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

And whilst her noble mind suffers as all her (miniature) sins are remember'd in her dreams,

So I shall ease the burden to her conscience and away with TLW

So she need no longer suffer from the knowledge of her thievery

But know that TLW has gone to a good and justly place.

OK TLW, how do you fancy coffee and pancakes in McDonalds? :wah:

*Rap and Teal-Doubleyou slip quietly from the room.*


afrightened bunny Boxed the ears of a naught ie kitty.made her cry like when a big girl beat her upon bus...no one stopped it....t buni desparatly flung a paw over her head as her attacker held her from behind by her long hair & pumelled buni's head w latest boyfriend's huge class ring.the antagonist let go buni ran off t bus and sobbed all t way home...next day her antag.wore dk sunglasses.still sobbing had to end the pain.had no choice and still tears flow freely.sees a soggy mushy mot-e built castle round TLW cherished as whispers from the liht of past days ravelling and spinning thru all in lovliest tap-est rAE of all.GGmothr & GGfathr always did NY times X wds ea wk w/o ref bks.I I am such a lesser student of GRANDmotHER's motz HER quilts & books destroyed in fire consuming ALL after 99 yr Grandparents passed thu veil together as EVER was.I have their words.woven in their mem-ories.I sorely reget having boxed the ears of anyone ...mohs the dusty lawN and mower zaps those mots.nothing destroyed...energy canNOTE b OBlitera not even wordss spun w gold.Quand ne TW?

Wha......who...........errrr....ummm....I've only been gone a few hours and now I have to keep up with court jesters:-3 I am King Henry and the last word is ME:guitarist

Wow you ladies sure talk a lot just to get TLW, But. . . . . :rolleyes: :p

cars wrote: Wow you ladies sure talk a lot just to get TLW, But. . . . . :rolleyes: :p


cars run out of gas:p

women always get tlw,thelastword,THELASTWORD,T H E L A S T W O R D

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miriam wrote: cars run out of gas:p



women always get tlw,thelastword,THELASTWORD,T H E L A S T W O R D



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Could you speak up, my car ran out of gas & I could not get close enough to hear you! :p :rolleyes:

I got THE LAST WORD

But not for long, I heard you this time! :wah:

Mine, like a thief in the night

not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Manly beach - in the rain...

tlw

Mine once again!!!

Good morning all, it looks like rain here. But. . . . . .

Morning Cars. Nothing like taking TLW to brighten up your day huh. :p

chrisb84uk wrote: Morning Cars. Nothing like taking TLW to brighten up your day huh. :p


You got that right!

So have you got a busy day ahead??

chrisb84uk wrote: So have you got a busy day ahead??


Yeah, it's not been easy keeping TLW lately! :p :rolleyes:

cars wrote: Yeah, it's not been easy keeping TLW lately! :p :rolleyes:


Hehehe oh tell me about it. I had to spend the whole morning with Susie and Wendybird locked in a room waiting to get TLW, (not that it was a bad thing of course )



The things people will do for it amaze even me at times hehehe.

chrisb84uk wrote: Hehehe oh tell me about it. I had to spend the whole morning with Susie and Wendybird locked in a room waiting to get TLW, (not that it was a bad thing of course )



The things people will do for it amaze even me at times hehehe.


You got that right!!!

Mind you I like to win, but even I wouldn't go as far as some people in here that I know would!! :wah: :p

And you want to know if I had a busy day ahead, see TLW is hard work.











(Mind you, remember I have COD)

Gah yet again Cars has TLW, you my friend are truly the expert at this game!! :wah: :p

koochikoo wrote: Hey! I was wondering where this got to! I hope little TLWs been looked after in my absence...


Oh I'm sure he has, though sadly not in my company enough hehehe, but that will change!!

koochikoo wrote: I reckon I should take him for a while, I haven't had him for sooo long and I'm sure he missed me...


Ok but you better make sure that you look after him, some people have been neglecting him. Here's a list of things he likes and doesn't like, *passes list to Koo.* :p

koochikoo wrote: Neglecting him? I am horrified! This must be rectified immediately! I'll take him for tonight and tomorrow I'll notify the RSPCTLW


Oh I know, I was shocked and disgusted at the treatment that he had been given by some people. One day I found the poor little guy left on the road all hungry and in need of a good night's sleep.



Ok well if you would be kind enough to bring him around my place at around midday on Wednesday, then you can take him out at the weekend. :p

koochikoo wrote: Oh, the horror! :-5 Poor little guy, I think this 'shared custody' will work out well for him, he needs a stable environment to grow up in.

Aww, see, he looks better already!






You're right, with two reliable and caring people like ourselves looking after him, I'm certain he will grow up happy and healthy!! :p



All we need to do know is watch out for these 'so called nice people' that want him, because we all know that they really are up to no good hehehe.

Hey what are you guys doing with my TLW? I have been letting it sit alone for so long, since I had it! :p I'm sure it will be gone again soon! :wah:

cars wrote: Hey what are you guys doing with my TLW? I have been letting it sit alone for so long, since I had it! :p I'm sure it will be gone again soon! :wah:


Tut tut see what I mean Koo, people like Cars leaving the poor guy all alone with no company and no love. You should be ashamed of yourself Cars!!

chrisb84uk wrote: Tut tut see what I mean Koo, people like Cars leaving the poor guy all alone with no company and no love. You should be ashamed of yourself Cars!!


Hey I got you & TLW what else do I need! :wah:

cars wrote: Hey I got you & TLW what else do I need! :wah:


Hahaha you are so evil!! :p



Well as long as you promise to behave I'm sure the three of us can work something out hehehe.

You're right this is no way to behave in front of him, certainly not setting a good example are we.



We are going to have to organise a schedule so that we all don't go deciding to take him to the zoo or shopping, because he needs to do something new and fresh to advance his mind, as he has been kept so locked away!