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qsducks;865354 wrote: So you can buy it finally? Oh, I'm so happy for you and how long have you lived in your current apartment? The landlords are probably worried that they are losing a good tenant. Just hope you get your deposit back.


They don't even know that I'm moving yet. They just don't care for me anymore. Let's just say they're more "conservative" than I am.

observer1;865360 wrote: They don't even know that I'm moving yet. They just don't care for me anymore. Let's just say they're more "conservative" than I am.


Then keep them in the dark till you get closer to your settlement.:sneaky:

Hiya you two;)xxx

Carolly;865368 wrote: Hiya you two;)xxx


Hiya. I heard your voice Carolly, so posh:):D

observer1;865335 wrote: Hey all! Feeling a little less frazzled today. I still have a lot to do before closing day. And I'm still very nervous. But I'll get there. And I CAN'T WAIT to get out of my current place! My landlords won't even acknowledge me!


Hi Obs !! Well done Mrs, gawd I bet you can't wait to get in your own home :driving:

:D :guitarist :-6

Hi guys ! Letters done and sent, one registered letter to the Chief Constable ffs. I need it to get to his hand, for him to read. Perhaps he will realise I mean business when he sees that it has been sent registered mail ! :-5

qsducks;865369 wrote: Hiya. I heard your voice Carolly, so posh:):Di know I am very posh!!!!:wah::wah::p

Carolly;865275 wrote: OK CAN YOU LOT HEAR ME THIS TIME???:-5:p


Hey Carol !!!! That's much better mate. Why couldn't you do that in the first place ?:rolleyes:

You only get up to about 10 seconds to do your message, so it's bound to be a bit of a gabble. WHY CAN'T WE GET ANY LONGER TIME FFS, LIKE 20 SECONDS ????? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

G#Gill;865396 wrote: Hey Carol !!!! That's much better mate. Why couldn't you do that in the first place ?:rolleyes:

You only get up to about 10 seconds to do your message, so it's bound to be a bit of a gabble. WHY CAN'T WE GET ANY LONGER TIME FFS, LIKE 20 SECONDS ????? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I went into some box and made it louder:wah:clever or what!!:rolleyes:I agree we should be allowed longer:-5

Carolly;865390 wrote: i know I am very posh!!!!:wah::wah::p


Definitely an Eastender Mrs :wah::wah:

G#Gill;865402 wrote: Definitely an Eastender Mrs :wah::wah:Yep and very proud of it mate;):guitarist

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi." :wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;865401 wrote: I went into some box and made it louder:wah:clever or what!!:rolleyes:I agree we should be allowed longer:-5


Oh I didn't realise you could increase the microphone volume. Well that's good innit? :sneaky:;)

G#Gill;865414 wrote: Oh I didn't realise you could increase the microphone volume. Well that's good innit? :sneaky:;)
No not the Mike its in the box you record the message in Sherlock:p

qsducks;865366 wrote: Then keep them in the dark till you get closer to your settlement.:sneaky:


I can't wait because I have to give them 2 months notice & my settlement's on May 29th. My first payment will be in July. Cutting myself verrrry short!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl[QUOTE=Carolly;865413]A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi."

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;865413 wrote: A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi." :wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;865415 wrote: No not the Mike its in the box you record the message in Sherlock:p

G#Gill;865442 wrote: Your one suspicious so an so madam:rolleyes::p:wah::wah:

Carolly;865444 wrote: Your one suspicious so an so madam:rolleyes::p:wah::wah:


:-2

observer1;865417 wrote: I can't wait because I have to give them 2 months notice & my settlement's on May 29th. My first payment will be in July. Cutting myself verrrry short!


Just think in a month or so you'll have your own place and you won't have to worry about hanging out any flag you want:D

qsducks;865464 wrote: Just think in a month or so you'll have your own place and you won't have to worry about hanging out any flag you want:D


Yes, & you'll have to get yourself up here & visit me!! :driving:

Watcha Musty me old mate:D

observer1;865465 wrote: Yes, & you'll have to get yourself up here & visit me!! :driving:


Are you having a house party? :p

qsducks;865478 wrote: Are you having a house party? :p


Definitely thinking about it! My friend tells me I should have a housewarming party. Do people have them for themselves??

observer1;865483 wrote: Definitely thinking about it! My friend tells me I should have a housewarming party. Do people have them for themselves??Right Im getting a plane over:D

Carolly;865477 wrote: Watcha Musty me old mate:D




Hi babe how ya doin today. Sound much better.

observer1;865483 wrote: Definitely thinking about it! My friend tells me I should have a housewarming party. Do people have them for themselves??


Yes or at least my sister did:wah: but that was years ago, and we were very:sneaky:

Carolly;865489 wrote: Right Im getting a plane over:D


Cool!! The more, the merrier!!

observer1;865492 wrote: Cool!! The more, the merrier!!


Maybe Carolly will rock the neighborhood and you have to have Musty over to do the BBQ.:-6

qsducks;865496 wrote: Maybe Carolly will rock the neighborhood and you have to have Musty over to do the BBQ.:-6




Date and time!!

Mustang;865502 wrote: Date and time!! :)Hope you liked me voice message Musty......was you impressed at me poshness

observer1;865465 wrote: Yes, & you'll have to get yourself up here & visit me!! :driving:


Wow Obs, how many bedrooms have you got in your new home ? Enough for 60 or 70 visitors ? :sneaky: :wah: :-6

qsducks;865496 wrote: Maybe Carolly will rock the neighborhood and you have to have Musty over to do the BBQ.:-6
More like clear the bleedin neighbourhood:guitarist:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;865505 wrote: Hope you liked me voice message Musty......was you impressed at me poshness




Love it Miss Carolly!..... I was impressed Great job keep up the good work. :-4

Mustang;865490 wrote: Hi babe how ya doin today. Sound much better.


Hi Mussy !! Are you OK? I'm OK :-6

Carolly;865511 wrote: More like clear the bleedin neighbourhood:guitarist:rolleyes:;)


My son plays the trombone if that is any help.:wah:

Mustang;865512 wrote: Love it Miss Carolly!..... I was impressed Great job keep up the good work. :-4Ere Musty why dont you go on the thread and do one s well:D

G#Gill;865516 wrote: Hi Mussy !! Are you OK? I'm OK :-6


Hi there how ya doin I'm fine thanks for asking.

Ducky Do Us A Message Also Mate!!!!!:)

Carolly;865527 wrote: Ducky Do Us A Message Also Mate!!!!!:)


Gonna do it as soon as my technowit gets home and helps me out.:wah:

Carolly;865523 wrote: Ere Musty why dont you go on the thread and do one s well:D




I may have to work on that on a Friday night after i close the pub for the night. Hows a little country song sound?

qsducks;865530 wrote: Gonna do it as soon as my technowit gets home and helps me out.:wah:GREAT!!!!!!:D

Mustang;865531 wrote: I may have to work on that on a Friday night after i close the pub for the night. Hows a little country song sound? ;)Musty on we talking about the same fing???Did you hear me talking voice some posts back and also on a special thread......you can only say somefing very quick.....about 6 seconds.....wont take a bleedin song:-5:wah::p

OK! Party at my place then! I'm sure I'll make a great "first impression" on my new neighbors! HAHA!! But then, there's not a darned thing THEY can do, now is there?

observer1;865541 wrote: OK! Party at my place then! I'm sure I'll make a great "first impression" on my new neighbors! HAHA!! But then, there's not a darned thing THEY can do, now is there?


Just hope you're not moving into one of those Home Association neighborhoods, don't let you do squat.:p

qsducks;865544 wrote: Just hope you're not moving into one of those Home Association neighborhoods, don't let you do squat.:p


As a matter of fact... I am.

Carolly;865540 wrote: Musty on we talking about the same fing???Did you hear me talking voice some posts back and also on a special thread......you can only say somefing very quick.....about 6 seconds.....wont take a bleedin song:-5:wah::p




6 seconds Boy I'm glad i got this fast car now!! I can't even say my name in 6 seconds. :-2 But one day i shall try it just for you.

Mustang;865549 wrote: 6 seconds Boy I'm glad i got this fast car now!! I can't even say my name in 6 seconds. :-2 But one day i shall try it just for you. :DFink that means a no:(:-1

Carolly;865559 wrote: Fink that means a no:(:-1


I did not say no i will think about it Miss Carolly.