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jimbo;547162 wrote: Lots and lots give me more lots and lots of it


sue your an idiot

note to self never leave puter unatended while logged in , and sue is present

Hamster;547164 wrote: Jimbo do you think I will?




i know you will i mean

Hamster;547171 wrote: Jimbo why is Suzy so cool??


hammy ahem sometimes i think you and pinky like her more than me



look i knew you first ok you are my friends ... mine ..mine mine mine mine



just kidding she is pretty cool ... :-4

Hamster;547177 wrote: Jimbo why are you insecure about your friends?



(i can do this all day )


i'm not , they just dont like me :wah: :wah:





shame that , i'm going out all day :wah:

Jimbo, do you miss me when I'm busy and can't get here much?

Jimbo, do you even notice when I'm not here?

Jimbo, why are the bottom of my jeans still getting wet from the rain when I put on boots with a heel to prevent this?

Imladris;547283 wrote: Jimbo, why are the bottom of my jeans still getting wet from the rain when I put on boots with a heel to prevent this?


er try more frequent visits to the loo :wah: :wah:



no just kidding urm is the car park flooded ?



are your boots wet ?



did you dry the jeans properly afer washing them ?



were your hands wet before you felt the jeans ?



have you dangeled your legs out of the window when it was raining ?



does any one in your office have a water pistol ?



has a stray dog been standing next to you ?



did you go and stand near a stray dog ?



have you been standing next to wise guy? :wah: :wah:

jimbo;547290 wrote: er try more frequent visits to the loo :wah: :wah: OK



no just kidding urm is the car park flooded ? No, just the yard outside my shop



are your boots wet ? strangely no



did you dry the jeans properly afer washing them ? yes



were your hands wet before you felt the jeans ? no



have you dangeled your legs out of the window when it was raining ? no but it sounds fun



does any one in your office have a water pistol ? I'm on my own



has a stray dog been standing next to you ? that's no way to describe my hubby



did you go and stand near a stray dog ?



have you been standing next to wise guy? :wah: :wah:


No, where is Wisey??



Oi anyway, we ask the questions

Imladris;547297 wrote: No, where is Wisey??



Oi anyway, we ask the questions


immy your never alone when you have the voices that you hear :wah:

Hamster;547306 wrote: Jimbo whay are YOU the one asking questions?


i think i'm going to turn the tables on my tortures , see how long they can cope with my counter torture techniques ,



how do you feel about that hammy ????????:sneaky:

Hamster;547310 wrote: That is a question!!!!



Go for it if you think you can? :wah:




do you think i can hamster ?????:sneaky: :sneaky:





(if you can imagine me asking in a sinister voice it helps )

Hamster;547316 wrote: *Imagine me sounding like Austin Powers*



Jimbo baby...you may have your mojo on baby but you don't scare me!




dr evil voice ..... give in to your fear hamster .. you have nothing to fear except for fear itself ... mwaaooor mwoooaaar :sneaky:





you are starting to weaken hamster in the corners of your mind my counter torture methods arefinding chinks in your fur ...





how much more can you stand hamster ... all you have to do to stop the pain is admit you have had enough :sneaky: :sneaky:

Hamster;547316 wrote: *Imagine me sounding like Austin Powers*



Jimbo baby...you may have your mojo on baby but you don't scare me!


Don't quite get the whole Austin Powers, eee ba gum thing - sorry!:D

Who has swapped our Jimbo for this mental version that can punctuate?



Bring back Jimbo!!!!

Imladris;547323 wrote: Don't quite get the whole Austin Powers, eee ba gum thing - sorry!:D




of couse you cant counter torture every one with same method , for you i will try the chinese water torture method drip ..drip .. drip .. drip .. drip ... drip ..

helefra;547327 wrote: O'Neil, in your signature it says:-







If that is true - how come there are women out there still getting pregnant


er not by me there not :wah: :wah:

Imladris;547325 wrote: Who has swapped our Jimbo for this mental version that can punctuate?



Bring back Jimbo!!!!




its working :wah: :wah:





drip ... drip ... drip ... drip ... drip ..

jimbo;547140 wrote: ww where have you been lately ? we need you in the garden , so stay here dont go shopping or do girly things , stay here be nice tell jokes , thats what your good at



oh yes the fish smile thing, fish are not smiling at you they are laughing , for if you get close enough to see them smiling your under water,drowning and they can breath , you cant, you go blue pull funny faces , they think thats funny:





bad bad bad fish


awww, didn't think you noticed that I wasn't here much...thought no-one cared!!:(

I'm here, reading the "Great Jimbo" thread, need to get the morning started out right...soon I will start work, need to get my answers to lifes most important questions first.

Jimbo, you are awesome, just want you to know this...and I mean that.:-4

Okay back to fun...:guitarist

Jimbo, why am I feeling hyper?



Could it be the two bars or chocolate I had instead of a proper lunch?





:yh_cow Have you seen this smiley before? Isn't it good!!!

Pinky;547344 wrote: Jim, help meeeee!!!

I'm being hassled off the PC by a small child who wants me to play trains with him!




just tell him to go tell the other kids " the next train will be an hour late due to the moody cow , on the forum garden "



ha ha :wah: :wah:

I've got nothing to say, I just wanted post no 2180



Damn, too slow

WonderWendy3;547351 wrote: awww, didn't think you noticed that I wasn't here much...thought no-one cared!!



I'm here, reading the "Great Jimbo" thread, need to get the morning started out right...soon I will start work, need to get my answers to lifes most important questions first.



Jimbo, you are awesome, just want you to know this...and I mean that.:-4



Okay back to fun...:guitarist


me and the suzy , have got you on the top of our must visit in the states , you live near red glitter right , imagine the laughs we could have :wah: every one on f g loves you too :-4

Imladris;547352 wrote: Jimbo, why am I feeling hyper?



Could it be the two bars or chocolate I had instead of a proper lunch?





:yh_cow Have you seen this smiley before? Isn't it good!!! this is not the post your photo page :wah:



could be the choccy , i was thinking your on mind altering drugs myself





you have heard of the Chinese water torture right ?



drip .. drip ... drip ... drip ... drip .. drip...

hurrah for jimbo and his fantastic counter torture methods :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Oi you sod! You calling me a cow?:-2

Imladris;547383 wrote: Oi you sod! You calling me a cow?:-2


what makes you say that i have seen you in real life your nothing like a cow



ahh a classic sign of my famouse counter torture methods working





the old " losing the plot ploy" :wah: :wah:

jimbo;547384 wrote: what makes you say that i have seen you in real life your nothing like a cow



ahh a classic sign of my famouse counter torture methods working





the old " losing the plot ploy" :wah: :wah:


Aha, fooled you with the classic 'pretend to be offended but aren't really' ploy



Jimbo, have you ever heard of the Wronski Feint?

Imladris;547393 wrote: Aha, fooled you with the classic 'pretend to be offended but aren't really' ploy



Jimbo, have you ever heard of the Wronski Feint?




i thought a wronski was when you went up a mountain :wah: :wah:





oh no i'd honestly not thought of counter counter torture .. torture

jimbo;547397 wrote: i thought a wronski was when you went up a mountain :wah: :wah:





oh no i'd honestly not thought of counter counter torture .. torture


Just so you can slip it into conversation - a Wronski Feint is a Quidditch move.

Imladris;547408 wrote: Just so you can slip it into conversation - a Wronski Feint is a Quidditch move.


that harry potter is sooo unbelievable .......... i mean as if a ginger kid could have two friends :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

jimbo;547359 wrote: me and the suzy , have got you on the top of our must visit in the states , you live near red glitter right , imagine the laughs we could have :wah: every one on f g loves you too :-4


YAYYYY!! Would love to meet you and the suzy in person!! Red Glitter actually is in Arizona, from what it says on her profile and ummm, that's across the country from me, she's on West Coast, I'm on East.

People I know that are on the East Coast off the top of my head:Chonsi, Cher, Weeder, Designer Gal, Sweet Tooth, Clipper & Guppy:-4



Thanks for bein' you!!:-6

WonderWendy3;547425 wrote: YAYYYY!! Would love to meet you and the suzy in person!! Red Glitter actually is in Arizona, from what it says on her profile and ummm, that's across the country from me, she's on West Coast, I'm on East.



People I know that are on the East Coast off the top of my head:Chonsi, Cher, Weeder, Designer Gal, Sweet Tooth, Clipper & Guppy:-4





Thanks for bein' you!!:-6


how far away are you guys from ct , thats where my daughter lives i know tazz lives within 30 miles of her , the suz and i will defo be going there in the summer , will probably see that banjo playing man u fan sabrinio , on the way back :wah: :wah: i would love to meet you guys .. since meeting people at the fg meet up uk i feel much closer to them

Soberano;547430 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



You crack me up mate, you really do.



Do i have to ask a question now?......... There that's a question.


i was just talking about you in a previous post , sorry i got your name wrong



i mean what is a sobar ano any way :wah: :wah:

Soberano;547430 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



You crack me up mate, you really do.



Do i have to ask a question now?......... There that's a question.


yup you do but beware my counter torture methods :sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;547428 wrote: how far away are you guys from ct , thats where my daughter lives i know tazz lives within 30 miles of her , the suz and i will defo be going there in the summer , will probably see that banjo playing man u fan sabrinio , on the way back :wah: :wah: i would love to meet you guys .. since meeting people at the fg meet up uk i feel much closer to them


Conneticut is a little bit of a distance, Cher is in Boston, which isn't far...But I'm further South. We'll have to work it all out...

oh uh, I need to ask you a question....ummmm

What are you doing for Valentines Day? if anything?

I thought of another one...

when does Suzy start new job??

Soberano;547437 wrote: I thought you did that on purpose, taking the pee like:wah:



Soberano is very nice Spanish Brandy of which i am quite partial to.


in answer to your question :rolleyes:



i used to love a cognac (pronounced cog / nack to you foriegners ) but by christ does it make your head thump in the morning :wah: