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Hamster;546399 wrote: Why is it always in the first place you looked when you lost something?





(BTW..very profound Jimbo!)


thanks hammy



some times when i have lost something , i look every where and some times i find i was looking so hard i just could not see it , cant see the wood for the trees comes to mind , some times i look at my life and i wonder how the hell i got here but then i think , it really dont matter how or why , i am here i've mad mistakes i cant change them , i have just got to make the best i can of the crap i'm in for every one concerned ... i found if i can think along those lines it helps , i think for a change there is an ounce of sense in there somewhere hammy :-6

Why do Iron tablets make your poo black? :-2

crazygal;546431 wrote: Why do Iron tablets make your poo black? :-2


yup they do



oh and by the way dont put any magnets in your back pocket for a while

Eww nice! Doc wants me to triple my dose too, I have doubled but that's it!

crazygal;546438 wrote: Eww nice! Doc wants me to triple my dose too, I have doubled but that's it!


cant you just it loads of greens , it can er block you up a bit my mrs tells me :-2

jimbo;546448 wrote: cant you just it loads of greens , it can er block you up a bit my mrs tells me :-2


Who is meant to be asking the questions here? :p :wah:

I've been doing that but my last blood test said I'm anemic due to the little person inside taking all of my iron. I didn't realise that you need to drink something like orange juice with your meal to help absorb the iron. It hasn't blocked me up yet but I have needed to strain a bit. :wah:

crazygal;546452 wrote: Who is meant to be asking the questions here?



I've been doing that but my last blood test said I'm anemic due to the little person inside taking all of my iron. I didn't realise that you need to drink something like orange juice with your meal to help absorb the iron. It hasn't blocked me up yet but I have needed to strain a bit. :wah:


ok thanks for that info



how long you got to go ............... till you have the baby i mean and what part of london are you from i used to live in twickers and richmond i went to school in staines that is a name of a place for our american friends not markings on my clothes :rolleyes:

jimbo;546474 wrote: ok thanks for that info



how long you got to go ............... till you have the baby i mean and what part of london are you from i used to live in twickers and richmond i went to school in staines that is a name of a place for our american friends not markings on my clothes :rolleyes:


Two months although hopefully less! I was fine with my first. This one, she's trouble, I just know it.

I have cousins in Twickenham and got arrested in Richmond when I was 15, lmfao. I've lived in South Ruislip for two and a half years now, moved here for the school for my son.

crazygal;546480 wrote: Two months although hopefully less! I was fine with my first. This one, she's trouble, I just know it.

I have cousins in Twickenham and got arrested in Richmond when I was 15, lmfao. I've lived in South Ruislip for two and a half years now, moved here for the school for my son.


Thats the other side of Uxbridge I think??? Only half hour from us

SuzyB;546482 wrote: Thats the other side of Uxbridge I think??? Only half hour from us


Yeah, I'm in Uxbridge usually twice a week, there tomorrow for a meeting That where you are?

crazygal;546491 wrote: Yeah, I'm in Uxbridge usually twice a week, there tomorrow for a meeting That where you are?


Down the M4 other side of Slough, we are in Bracknell

SuzyB;546493 wrote: Down the M4 other side of Slough, we are in Bracknell


Doh of course, sorry, it says in your other halves Avatar. I know people there, my parents godchildren, it's really lovely.

crazygal;546496 wrote: Doh of course, sorry, it says in your other halves Avatar. I know people there, my parents godchildren, it's really lovely.


Thanks, it was a lot better before we moved in :sneaky: :wah:

SuzyB;546499 wrote: Thanks, it was a lot better before we moved in :sneaky: :wah:


Ha ha. No it really is lovely there, I hate London but all of my family are here.

crazygal;546501 wrote: Ha ha. No it really is lovely there, I hate London but all of my family are here.


Bracknell is the overspill of London, my family were originally from there

SuzyB;546503 wrote: Bracknell is the overspill of London, my family were originally from there


At least there are British people there, lol.

Hey Jimbo, how do you feel about your thread being hi-jacked? :p :rolleyes:

Ha ha now SUZY, what made you first attracted to Jimbo?

crazygal;546507 wrote: Ha ha now SUZY, what made you first attracted to Jimbo?


His personality

How did the two of you meet?

SuzyB;546510 wrote: His personality


yup some times my stunning good looks get in the way :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

crazygal;546512 wrote: How did the two of you meet?


well to be honest , she was the most beautifull woman i'd ever seen , blond hair , massive boobs and really really fit , i never thought for a second she would ever be interested in me and i just thought we would be friends nothing more but she pounced on me :wah: :wah:



the rest is history :wah:



ok there may of been a little tiny bit of stalking involved on my part :sneaky:

jimbo;546517 wrote: well to be honest , she was the most beautifull woman i'd ever seen , blond hair , massive boobs and really really fit , i never thought for a second she would ever be interested in me and i just thought we would be friends nothing more but she pounced on me :wah: :wah:



the rest is history :wah:



ok there may of been a little tiny bit of stalking involved on my part :sneaky:


Aww bless.

Are you married? Kids? (sorry, don't know either of you yet)

crazygal;546520 wrote: Aww bless.



Are you married? Kids? (sorry, don't know either of you yet)


we have been together for ten years on and off (she starts on i go off ) we have kids but not with each other



we will be getting married later this year :-4 :-4

jimbo;546526 wrote: we have been together for ten years on and off (she starts on i go off ) we have kids but not with each other



we will be getting married later this year :-4 :-4


Aww bless, congratulations!

Will you miss my nosy questions when I log-off?

crazygal;546528 wrote: Aww bless, congratulations!



Will you miss my nosy questions when I log-off?


yep , its been nice talking to you

Aww thank you, goodnight to you and your better half.

crazygal;546578 wrote: Aww thank you, goodnight to you and your better half.


oi you

Well women rule.

crazygal;546584 wrote: Well women rule.




blah blah blah ,lalalalalalal fingers in ears

Eww lots of wax there, you need some cotton buds! :wah:

crazygal;546593 wrote: Eww lots of wax there, you need some cotton buds!


oh no its just dawned on me hammy has put you up to this :-5 :-5





how much did she promise you to torture me :-3 :-3

Ha ha I don't know who Hammy is but I do take payment as bribes.

crazygal;546612 wrote: Ha ha I don't know who Hammy is but I do take payment as bribes.


really how very interesting .. in the beggining there was an ask hamster thread, and jimbo took it upon himself to ask the hamster hundreds of questions just to torture said hamster , but jimbo had not reckoned on someone planning hamsters revenge for her , and one day jimbo looked upon his f g screen and there was an ask jimbo thread , having tortured said hamster jimbo pledged to answer questions on it till people got bored , but the wicked hamster never ever gave up , and when she grew weary of torturing jimbo she got an army of evil side kicks to join in against our brave hero, and still the epic battle goes on , but with truth, justice and moronic humour on his side the brave jimbo battles on , how will it end no one knows :-3 :-3

Should be another forum for questioning members, I had one on mine, went down really well

If vampires cannot see their reflection, how come their hair is always so neat?

how come the mailman always comes right after i check the mail???:-2

how come m and M's are different colors but all taste the same???????:-2

Do fish smile?

BH672;547034 wrote: If vampires cannot see their reflection, how come their hair is always so neat?


well buddy



being totaly un pc here vampires are batty boys , drinking mens bodily fluids, hair always nice, all that pale make up , and batty boys have nice hair they do not need a mirror , and even if they had one it wont work







to explain this lame joke to our amarican friends ,batty boy in england means to bat for the other side ,be gay , bat , vampire , batty boy vampire





actually its just not funny

WonderWendy3;547051 wrote: Do fish smile?




ww where have you been lately ? we need you in the garden , so stay here dont go shopping or do girly things , stay here be nice tell jokes , thats what your good at



oh yes the fish smile thing, fish are not smiling at you they are laughing , for if you get close enough to see them smiling your under water,drowning and they can breath , you cant, you go blue pull funny faces , they think thats funny





bad bad bad fish

Pinky;547139 wrote: Jim, I just got up and came downstairs to an empty house.

Are Hammy and co regretting asking me to visit? Have they seen sense and run away?:wah:


no pinks , they love you sooo much they have all gone out so as you can get some beauty sleep , what a kind nice hamster she is :-4

guppy;547040 wrote: how come the mailman always comes right after i check the mail???:-2


do you want to rephrase that you naughty fish ?





what exactly are you wearing when you check your mail , you could get arrested you know , :wah: :wah:

guppy;547042 wrote: how come m and M's are different colors but all taste the same???????:-2


maybe the colouring on there little shells is tastless



whats the definition of a drawing pin ????







a m&m with a stiffy :wah:





oops i am allowed to say stiffy arent i

Hamster;547150 wrote: Jimbo did I tell you how much I love you?? :wah:


you never have but if you ever did i'd think you were trying to lull me into a false sense of security so i'd not be prepared for the torture thread



:wah: :wah: :wah: