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Pam shimmies her way in, trying hard to balance her Carmen Miranda fruit hat

Guys!!!!!!!! You're both wanted in the headmaster's study. I'll just mind the shop while you're away.... Ya best shoot through quick smart!!!

The headmaster said I'm special. Don't know what that means! :p

Grin... He was right of course Cars. You are special !!! (Consult a lawyer immediately... a big payoff could be yours!).. While I refill my champagne flute, would you like to mind tlw?

Champagne flute, what kind of music does that make? :p :rolleyes:

Beautiful, bubbly, kokopelli like clear crystal sounds, resonant in the deeper meaning of life, the universe, everything, Dear Cars!! May I pour you a glass, and of course one too for tlw.

AussiePam wrote: Beautiful, bubbly, kokopelli like clear crystal sounds, resonant in the deeper meaning of life, the universe, everything, Dear Cars!! May I pour you a glass, and of course one too for tlw.


* theia coughs quietly, to make her presence known...and hoping that she gets a glass too *

theia wrote: * theia coughs quietly, to make her presence known...and hoping that she gets a glass too *


A glass of bubbly, what a grand entrance!

(Welcom back T, there have you been so long?)

G'day Skittles !!! I see you have been leading tlw astray! He's probably got tattoos and a pierced tongue now, right?!! Not to mention a black belt in martial arts and a taste for Insane Clown Posse music!!! Anyway, I'm here to rescue and rehabilitate him :yh_bigsmi

Theia - I was just about to pour you a glass of bubbly the other night when the FG ceiling fell in - so I went to bed instead. I so much enjoyed our conversation.

Cars - help me wrest tlw from Skittles. He seems to want to stay with her!! COME HERE NOW.. tlw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AussiePam wrote: G'day Skittles !!! I see you have been leading tlw astray! He's probably got tattoos and a pierced tongue now, right?!! Not to mention a black belt in martial arts and a taste for Insane Clown Posse music!!! Anyway, I'm here to rescue and rehabilitate him :yh_bigsmi

Theia - I was just about to pour you a glass of bubbly the other night when the FG ceiling fell in - so I went to bed instead. I so much enjoyed our conversation.

Cars - help me wrest tlw from Skittles. He seems to want to stay with her!! COME HERE NOW.. tlw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What a naughty TLW, go sit in the corner!

Haha! I was lurking in the corner and now I have TLW!

I've brought my friend Sadie the Cleaning Lady along with me to freshen up this dark thread... And lookeeeee... isn't that a mongoose in the corner. SCAT !!!!! Go Sadie... Do your stuff.. and I'll run a nice hot soothing bubble bath for tlw..

AussiePam wrote: I've brought my friend Sadie the Cleaning Lady along with me to freshen up this dark thread... And lookeeeee... isn't that a mongoose in the corner. SCAT !!!!! Go Sadie... Do your stuff.. and I'll run a nice hot soothing bubble bath for tlw..




Just looking at your sig Pam, here's another good girl Vs bad girl saying.

The Good Girl says: My it's hard to be Good!

The Bad Girl says: It's got to be hard to be good!

(TLW)

I think that's the best laugh I've had today, Cars. And I've had a few..

laughs..

If tlw could speak, what would he/she/it say?

AussiePam wrote: If tlw could speak, what would he/she/it say?


I don't know what tlw would say if he/she/it could speak, but whatever she/he/it would say it would have to be the last word wouldn't it?

Not necessarily !!!!

TLW actually SPOKE to you, Pinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joan of Arc had nothing on this!!! Go immediately and drive the despicable English peegs out of la belle France!!!

Just dropping in for TLW! :p

It just suddenly hit me. In a flash. .. The cosmic dimensions of tlw. The metaphysical implications...





THE LAST WORD

The thunder of the trumps of the Apocalypse





Tread softly those who stray in here lest the sleeping giant awake

AussiePam wrote: It just suddenly hit me. In a flash. .. The cosmic dimensions of tlw. The metaphysical implications...





THE LAST WORD

The thunder of the trumps of the Apocalypse





Tread softly those who stray in here lest the sleeping giant awake




I'm treading softly...tlw

Sending you a big hug, Theia !!! grin.... And tlw is in good hands with you...

AussiePam wrote: Sending you a big hug, Theia !!! grin.... And tlw is in good hands with you...


Big hugs back, Pammie...

but I'm still grabbing tlw

G'Day All, it's been raining here for the last 9 days, starting to build an Ark! :wah:

Send some rain over to Australia please Cars!! We seem to have been in drought mode for years!!

AussiePam wrote: Send some rain over to Australia please Cars!! We seem to have been in drought mode for years!!


It's on it's way, you should be getting it within 6 hours!

Thanks!!!! I'll dig out me gumboots and brollie!!!

:p Pammie...you know I love you, however, I do believe you have had TLW for long enough. MINE, NOW!!! :p

Ah G'day BR - Git yer gumboots on. It's umbrellas at ten paces! tlw

AussiePam wrote: Ah G'day BR - Git yer gumboots on. It's umbrellas at ten paces! tlw
Umbrellas???? What are you...Mary Poppins?? :yh_rotfl



Have gumboots, (and TLW), will travel. :wah:

Well, a spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down... Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BUT

My feet do not easily go into first position

AND

I can't stand Julie Andrews

So probably I'm not Mary Poppins. Anyway, she was only practically perfect! I can do better. So just put tlw down, and I won't turn you into a animated cartoon dancing with Dick van Dyke with his American cockney accent.

AussiePam wrote: So just put tlw down, and I won't turn you into a animated cartoon dancing with Dick van Dyke with his American cockney accent.
I ain't a-skeered of you!!!! :p

(Tucks TLW away safely and bolts.) :yh_bigsmi

Geesch but I just scared meself sh*tless at the thought of being in that pavement chalk drawing. Trapped for all eternity in faux cockneyland with Julie Andrews... arghghghghghgh.

Please keep tlw - and just lemme outtttta here!!!

Chim Chiminy, Chim Chiminy, Chim Chim Cheree

When you're with a sweep you're in glad company

Nowhere is there a more 'appier crew

Then them wot sings Chim Chim Cheree, Chim Cheroo

Chim Chiminy Chim Chim, Cheree Chim Cheroo

I think I'm gonna hurl.... :yh_rotfl

Oh....yeah...."NEENER NEENER NEEEEEEEEENER.....TLW!!!!"

There's heaps more verses where that came from, but I'm not a sadist!!

AussiePam wrote: There's heaps more verses where that came from, but I'm not a sadist!!




Oh NO ?????? :-6 :driving:

Up where the smoke is all billered and curled

'Tween pavement and sky is the chimney-sweep world

Where there's 'ardly no day, nor 'ardly no night

There's things 'alf in shadow, and 'alfway in light

On the rooftops of London--Coo! What a sight.

AussiePam wrote: Geesch but I just scared meself sh*tless at the thought of being in that pavement chalk drawing. Trapped for all eternity in faux cockneyland with Julie Andrews... arghghghghghgh.

Please keep tlw - and just lemme outtttta here!!!

Chim Chiminy, Chim Chiminy, Chim Chim Cheree

When you're with a sweep you're in glad company

Nowhere is there a more 'appier crew

Then them wot sings Chim Chim Cheree, Chim Cheroo

Chim Chiminy Chim Chim, Cheree Chim Cheroo


Can you say: Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious !!! :p

I could have, before the fofootie party started in anotheyt threag hic.. and in shorw, go ENLGHAD!

AussiePam wrote: I could have, before the fofootie party started in anotheyt threag hic.. and in shorw, go ENLGHAD!


I can't believe all those nasty riots that break out after loosing those footie games! :-5

cars wrote: I can't believe all those nasty riots that break out after loosing those footie games! :-5




hehehe...........often they tear in BEFORE the game starts. :-2

But England won!! Yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And I gotta get coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AussiePam wrote: But England won!! Yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And I gotta get coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


There's always next time! :p

cars wrote: I can't believe all those nasty riots that break out after loosing those footie games! :-5


Nasty riots? Maybe I should start watching the news? On second thoughts, no I think I'm better off as I am...

Come on, little tlw, off we go

G'day Theia!!! I'm going out to see the Da Vinci Code movie, heard the film is only so so but hey, I can always do with the laughs. Grin. There's no Panthers in it, as far as I know!! So sweet of you to babysit tlw.

AussiePam wrote: G'day Theia!!! I'm going out to see the Da Vinci Code movie, heard the film is only so so but hey, I can always do with the laughs. Grin. There's no Panthers in it, as far as I know!! So sweet of you to babysit tlw.


Hiya, Pammie. I've got only as far as the first page of the book but wouldn't mind seeing the film. Can I join you?

It's a dark, rainy day here today...I don't feel like getting going at all.

Hey, only one ellipsis so far, must remedy that! ... ... ...

tee ell double u

Yes, email yourself over, Theia !! It's freezing here, literally, so bring yer winter coat! Tom Hanks and Audrey Tatou here we come! And not a triple dot in sight:

Talking about "rain", it's been rainig here for 11 days, there's flooding in the streets! Luckily, I live on the side of a mountain, so if the water ever got to me, it would mean it's the end of the world! :wah: