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chrisb84uk;855630 wrote: No!!!!!!!!!



Don't even mention that word again!!!!!!!! :-1 :p


I played booty for the first time this morning, i'm going back in a minute and try it again!:wah::wah:

G#Gill;855668 wrote: Hi Chris matey, hope you're OK :-6


I'm fine thank you, I hope you are too!

Hope6;855675 wrote: I played booty for the first time this morning, i'm going back in a minute and try it again!:wah::wah:


That place should be locked and never entered again! :wah:

chrisb84uk;855679 wrote: That place should be locked and never entered again! :wah:


what happened to you in there darlin? do you want to talk about it?

THE BOOTY BRIGADE AND THE BILLARDS BRIGADE, AND OF COURSE BUBBLE SHOOTER BRIGADE !! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Hope6;855675 wrote: I played booty for the first time this morning, i'm going back in a minute and try it again!:wah::wah:


omg another contender!!!:rolleyes::wah:

Hope6;855680 wrote: what happened to you in there darlin? do you want to talk about it?


NO!! :wah:

OI Jonesy come her i need to whisper to you...................:sneaky:

Gill's trying to beat you at Billards

Ok I'm heading off, have a good evening everyone! :-6

you too Chris,, take care:-4:-4

Bye Chris, take care chuck XXX

kazalala;855686 wrote: OI Jonesy come her i need to whisper to you...................:sneaky:

Gill's trying to beat you at Billards


Kaz !!!

You tell tale !!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :wah:

G#Gill;855693 wrote: Kaz !!!

You tell tale !!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :wah:

hi am back for a bit

how ya all doing

el guapo;855701 wrote: hi am back for a bit

how ya all doing


A bit ????? of what Jess babes ? :sneaky: :wah:;)

I'm fine Jess, thanks very much. I hope you are matey

G#Gill;855704 wrote: A bit ????? of what Jess babes ? :sneaky: :wah:;)


what ever i can get,,,,wink wink

Hi Jess:D i've got some lemonade if you want some ,,, but sorry all the fish & chips are gone;):D

el guapo;855711 wrote: what ever i can get,,,,wink wink


Wow ! Now look at what you've done EG ! Some of the FOC ladies are forming a queue !!!! :wah::wah:

lem will do fine

el guapo;855714 wrote: lem will do fine


there ya go then:D

kazalala;855717 wrote: there ya go then:D




cheers just what i needed

right im off now,, hoped to see Carol but she must be busy:-3 Hope ye ok then Carol:-4

I didnt get much sleep last night, and then i was up early for work,, then come on here done some more work, and played in the arcade for a while so now im knackered:rolleyes: Gonna go watch me programmes,,, i might be back later if not i will see you all tomorrow sometime:D

Tata Kaz, yes the programme is about to start Mrs. :wah::wah: Praps see you all later bye bye, I'm off as well XXX

evenin all,

well the grandson turned up so it looks like im safe took the dog out just now and there were people standing in the car park cos the shop was full i just carried on going :sneaky:

hi everyone hope you are all well

neffy;855725 wrote: hi everyone hope you are all well


Wow! Hey Ali how are you doing? Its been ages since you were here, good to see you. :-6

Evening all :-6

Hi Neffy - lovely to see you :-4

hi neffy me old friend. how you doing ?? long time no see

Hi Guysxxxx

Well Ive been selling at the seaside today and it wasn't bad:Dand the weather was good for a change:D.Gill sorry but I never saw your tex till I just read you sent me one......sorry mate and thankyouxxxx

Helen I laughed (sorry) at what happened to you :wah:

Rhonda good chatting last nite babexxx

Chezzie.....so now we know what we both sound like........see I told you I had a really sexy posh voice.........abit like yours;)Gotta say Chez......you have put alot into this thread today babe................fanks matexxxx

Kaz sorry we missed each other and hope to talk later if yer about.Im watching "our" programme right now!!

Good to see Chris and Jess here today and of course Gods Gift JJ:sneaky:

Kay hope you .......er..............cut yer grass shall we say:rolleyes:

Feeling very tired at the mo but hope to stay awake lol.

Lots of love to EVERYONExxxxxxx

neffy;855725 wrote: hi everyone hope you are all wellHi stranger!!!

Pheasy;855726 wrote: Wow! Hey Ali how are you doing? Its been ages since you were here, good to see you. :-6Cor I could just eat you right now with some nice veggies:D

pinkchick;855728 wrote: Evening all :-6

Hi Neffy - lovely to see you :-4Hi Rosie......hows the little horror??:wah::wah:;)

Carolly;855733 wrote: Cor I could just eat you right now with some nice veggies:D


:eek::eek: I will be rethinking my request to visit you when I go back to the UK later this year :wah:

Pheasy;855741 wrote: :eek: I will be rethinking my request to visit you when I go back to the UK later this year :wah:Ohhhhhh......to make you feel welcome I will go to me local butcher and see if he has any of yer family there:D

Carolly;855734 wrote: Hi Rosie......hows the little horror??:wah::wah:;)


He's conked out beside me at the moment - such a live wire:wah:

He's great fun :-4

pinkchick;855745 wrote: He's conked out beside me at the moment - such a live wire:wah:

He's great fun :-4I bet he is babe.....big cuddle from his Aunty Carol;)

Carolly;855747 wrote: I bet he is babe.....big cuddle from his Aunty Carol;)


Awwww! He'll love that :-4

Hi Carol

loved that text hun, totally unexpected an all lol....me and the kids played with that voice recording all afternoon, kids sang a lovely rendition of Maybe for ya carol;) Will send it ya tomoz as a special sunday suprise lol

Glad you had a good day babes

I had a nana nap earlier..........fell right asleep lol...shockin!!!

Speak laterz, watchin britains got talent now

Subject: The 'pregnant' lizard..........





If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the 2 lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?'

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!'

'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's having babies.'

'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!'

I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my wife.

'Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?' she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!).

'No, but you were supposed to get 2 boys!' I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).

'Yeah, Bert and Ernie!' my son agreed.

'Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know,' she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

'Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,' I announced. 'We're about to witness the miracle of birth.'

'Oh, gross!' they shrieked. 'Well, isn't THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?' my wife wanted to know.

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

'We don't appear to be making much progress,' I noted. 'It's breech,' my wife whispered, horrified.

'Do something, Dad!' my son urged.

'Okay, okay.' Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

'Should I call 911?' my eldest daughter wanted to know. 'Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.' (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

'Let's get Ernie to the vet,' I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

'Breathe, Ernie, breathe,' he urged.

'I don't think lizards do Lamaze,' his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.).

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

'What do you think, Doc, a C-section?' I suggested scientifically.

'Oh, very interesting,' he murmured. 'Mr. And Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?'

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

'Is Ernie going to be okay?' my wife asked.

'Oh, perfectly,' the vet assured us. 'This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen . . . Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . . Um . . . Masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back.' He blushed, glancing at my wife.

We were silent, absorbing this.

'So, Ernie's just . . . Just . . . Excited,' my wife offered.

'Exactly,' the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

'What's so funny?' I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. 'It's just . . . That . . .I'm picturing you pulling on its . . . its . . . teeny little . . .' She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

'That's enough,' I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

'I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did, Dad,' he told me.

'Oh, you have NO idea,' my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Two lizards: $140.00

One cage: $50.00

Trip to the vet: $30.00

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie: Priceless!!!

Moral of the story:

Pay attention in biology class. Lizards lay eggs.







:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;855731 wrote: Hi Guysxxxx

Well Ive been selling at the seaside today and it wasn't bad and the weather was good for a change:D.Gill sorry but I never saw your tex till I just read you sent me one......sorry mate and thankyouxxxx

Helen I laughed (sorry) at what happened to you :wah:

Rhonda good chatting last nite babexxx

Chezzie.....so now we know what we both sound like........see I told you I had a really sexy posh voice.........abit like yours Gotta say Chez......you have put alot into this thread today babe................fanks matexxxx

Kaz sorry we missed each other and hope to talk later if yer about.Im watching "our" programme right now!!

Good to see Chris and Jess here today and of course Gods Gift JJ:sneaky:

Kay hope you .......er..............cut yer grass shall we say:rolleyes:

Feeling very tired at the mo but hope to stay awake lol.

Lots of love to EVERYONExxxxxxx


Hi Carol ! Don't worry mate, I hoped it was because you were busy, for a change.

;):D

neffy;855725 wrote: hi everyone hope you are all well


Hi Ali !!! Where have you been Mrs ? Good to see you back though :-6;)

Pheasy;855741 wrote: I will be rethinking my request to visit you when I go back to the UK later this year :wah:


Hi Pheasy, how is you Mrs, nice to see you :D;):-6

i have my own rottie forum now which keeps me very busy hope you are all well x

Hi Everybody! i've been in the arcade playing booty!:wah::wah::wah:

One minute I was talking to Hope on MSN and then she ws gone:rolleyes:.THAT POXY ARCADE:-5:-5:sneaky:

Carolly;855765 wrote: One minute I was talking to Hope on MSN and then she ws gone:rolleyes:.THAT POXY ARCADE:-5:sneaky:


hey sis, i didn't disappear you disappeared!:wah::wah:

Hope6;855768 wrote: hey sis, i didn't disappear you disappeared!:wah::wah:


That's about right Hope !!!:wah::wah:

neffy;855758 wrote: i have my own rottie forum now which keeps me very busy hope you are all well x


Well Ali, good luck with your forum, but you are welcome back here anytime, you know that Mrs :D;)

G#Gill;855757 wrote: Hi Pheasy, how is you Mrs, nice to see you :D;):-6


Hi Gill, how are you doing? :-6