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I totally LOVE watching COPS. I am sitting here right now watching this cracked-out, drunk retarded guy p!ssing, moaning and bitching up a storm while he's getting arrested. Calling the cops, fat, lazy, stupid @ssholes, etc, etc, yada yada. I want to grab the brain-dead idiot and ask him, "Who's the one in cuffs about to get hog-tied, dumba$$???"

Now that's entertaining!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: I totally LOVE watching COPS. I am sitting here right now watching this cracked-out, drunk retarded guy p!ssing, moaning and bitching up a storm while he's getting arrested. Calling the cops, fat, lazy, stupid @ssholes, etc, etc, yada yada. I want to grab the brain-dead idiot and ask him, "Who's the one in cuffs about to get hog-tied, dumba$$???"

Now that's entertaining!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotflit sure as hell is! :yh_bigsmi

lady cop wrote: it sure as hell is! :yh_bigsmi
The best part? He's screaming about his innocence the whole time (of course he is) and the cops go back to the store where the call came from and the clerk hands them a tape showing the moron beating up the cashier and stealing stuff!! Priceless!!! LMMFAO!!!

ArnoldLayne wrote: Drunks never know when to shut the **** up :wah:
That was frequently a problem of mine when I was drinking, but I never got so drunk I lipped off to a cop! :yh_bigsmi

99% of the people i ever arrested had the IQ of parsley. :rolleyes: it does make for some laughs!

lady cop wrote: 99% of the people i ever arrested had the IQ of parsley. :rolleyes: it does make for some laughs!


Heh heh heh the IQ of parsley that is rich I like that ahahahaha

minks wrote: Heh heh heh the IQ of parsley that is rich I like that ahahahahareplace parsley with any vegetable

lady cop wrote: replace parsley with any vegetable


ahaha it is funny with rutabega ahahahaha summer squash and ornamental cabbage too ahahahaha sorry I am so dam tired I am giddy pardon moi.

stumps are good...dumb as a stump. i like that one. :wah: this could go on until you finally fall asleep!

lady cop wrote: stumps are good...dumb as a stump. i like that one. :wah: this could go on until you finally fall asleep!


you implying I will fall asleep first ahahaha I think you are 2 hours ahead of me, yeah we say some not very nice things to describe dumb ones

Dummer than a sack of $hit

Dummer than a sack of hammers

Dumb ass is a classic

Dumb as a post

Donkeys butt

Horses a$$

Dummer than string

oh yeah we could get carried away

yeah Jasmund! i got your pm and can't reply! :p

lady cop wrote: yeah Jasmund! i got your pm and can't reply! :p


Ahahaha gee to funny lets all remind her of this

JAS get that mail box cleared out darn it!!! People are trying to reach you.!!!

flopstock wrote: Don't you love it when you PM someone, a nice long response, only to be told that their mailbox is full?



Jasmund girl! Kill some stuff out!:wah:



BTW you haven't request any american goodies yet!




Jazzy is here foopster. Ohio ? Illinois ? Near you I think.

lady cop wrote: 99% of the people i ever arrested had the IQ of parsley. :rolleyes: it does make for some laughs!




You say this like its a bad thing. Parsley brained people get a bad rap !

last night a 25-year-old deputy died. he had a small mole that turned out to be an aggressive and vicious melanoma. we only had him on our team for a year. and he had been married for a month. use sunscreen please. :-6 ....R.I.P. Deputy:yh_star Dale :-1 ........ ....

lady cop wrote: last night a 25-year-old deputy died. he had a small mole that turned out to be an aggressive and vicious melanoma. we only had him on our team for a year. and he had been married for a month. use sunscreen please. :-6 ....R.I.P. Deputy:yh_star Dale :-1


oh how very very sad Huggs LC

minks wrote: oh how very very sad Huggs LC


JAZZY empty your inbox again!!!!

thanks Minks...i just put his pic in my post...my entire dept. is upset. my Sgt. held a yardsale a few months ago to help pay his medical bills, our insurance wouldn't cover a pre-existing condition. and every one of us donated hours of our leave to cover his absences. i love to see how everyone helps, even though we didn't have him long. a true brotherhood/sisterhood.

lady cop wrote: thanks Minks...i just put his pic in my post...my entire dept. is upset. my Sgt. held a yardsale a few months ago to help pay his medical bills, our insurance wouldn't cover a pre-existing condition. and every one of us donated hours of our leave to cover his absences. i love to see how everyone helps, even though we didn't have him long. a true brotherhood/sisterhood.


restores ones faith in humanity doesn't it.

I miss Foopy.

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway

Nomad wrote: I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway


I know your upset about your wife not liking the picture....but that's a bit extreme Nomad :yh_rotfl

She's here, she's here!!

I am afraid to toss a coin heads sit on the computer tails do the housework, besides I can't find a coin right now so I will pretend I don't have nagging housework hanging over my head YAHHH

minks wrote: I am afraid to toss a coin heads sit on the computer tails do the housework, besides I can't find a coin right now so I will pretend I don't have nagging housework hanging over my head YAHHH
then come over to the Pub and toss back a shot with me.

flopstock wrote: I missed you too sweetie:-4




*kicks dirt*

My new job is to tame chaos. I was thinking about swatting it on the nose with a magazine.

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

Hey Hotsauce!! clear out your inbox so i can write you back.

Wolverine wrote: Hey Hotsauce!! clear out your inbox so i can write you back.




DONE! Don't forget about yahoo...who am I???? You are too good for yahoo!?

hotsauce wrote: DONE! Don't forget about yahoo...who am I???? You are too good for yahoo!?
no.

email works just fine tho, lady.

Wolverine wrote: no.

email works just fine tho, lady.






email takes time...yahoo faster...when did you become yahoo phobic?

hotsauce wrote: email takes time...yahoo faster...when did you become yahoo phobic?
i'm not a Yahoo-phobe.

just don't have a personal PC at home.

*Gasp*

yse that's right, i don't have a computer. yet.

Dell has soem really good deals going on right now tho.

where's NOMAD???

Wolverine wrote: where's NOMAD???


AWOL!?? MIA???

No clue

Green green green seedless are my fave

eh, you don't necessarily need a computer for that... it certainly helps, however... I couldn't imagine not having a computer though. :yh_ooooo

:wah: :wah: :wah:

Sometimes I think cats hold back their affection on purpose, and only show it at the most inconvenient times. It lets them feel like they're in charge.

Is it just me, or does salt & vinegar taste like mayonaise?