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Hello everybody ! Hey it's sunny here today !

Hi Carol, enjoyed our chat last night matey. Loved the 'roof' words, Andy's still laughing !!!

Abbey, thanks for the compliment that you consider me competition, particularly as you're a helluva player in the Arcade ! It looks like I've got a lot of work to do to try and catch you again, so maybe I'd better set aside some time

Neffy I hope you can throw off that grotty head cold soon matey !

Abbey, with Carol around, you really will have to watch what you write, cos if the wrong meaning can be taken, Carol will take it [/QUOTE]Watcha matey. Im losing it here.....Im sure Im getting old like you :yh_rotfl ere what bleedin roof words...............still glad Andy liked it whatever it was lol.Im just on the way out mate and dont know when I will be here again. Im off to London tomorrow buying stock.....what for I aint a clue in this poxy weather as when am I gonna sell the stuff:-5. Hope to chat soon girlyxxxxOh and by the way what can i take?????BEHAVE WOMAN FFS!!!!:wah:

hi carol i'm a newbie on here today and i would like to be your friend too:-6

K4z01;666790 wrote: hi carol i'm a newbie on here today and i would like to be your friend too:-6Welcome Karen to the madhouse.....so warning you now girl if you aint mad you soon will be :wah:. Now as you can tell Im ok but .......come closer so I can whisper.......Gillybaby and Kaz....watch em ok,,,,say no more, wink wink. Us others are all ok though.:wah: If Im not around much Karen in the next few days please forgive me but Gill will look after you

and I look forward to getting to know you better babe. TC x

Carolly;666849 wrote: Welcome Karen to the madhouse.....so warning you now girl if you aint mad you soon will be :wah:. Now as you can tell Im ok but .......come closer so I can whisper.......Gillybaby and Kaz....watch em ok,,,,say no more, wink wink. Us others are all ok though.:wah: If Im not around much Karen in the next few days please forgive me but Gill will look after you

and I look forward to getting to know you better babe. TC x


thankyou carol for the warm welcome and it will be a pleasure to getting to know you all, and i will watch them hun:wah:

Hi Kaz01, I've gotta call you that Kaz, cos it could get confusing when t'other Kaz gets back from her hols ! Don't take much notice of what that Carol says about me, cos I think she's loosing it a tad ! It must be the frantic lifestyle she's leading at the moment !

Carol, my lovely little cowslip, the 'roof' reference I made comes from one of your recent posts, as follows :-

"One day as you lay in ur bed and look at the stars, you wonder.....................

................ where the hell is my roof ?!?! Coolbuddy.com "

You see, Kaz, that Carol forgets so quickly what she has written !!:wah: But she doesn't do too badly for an old un ! Oops, I'd better disappear quickly >

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gone

Hi Karen, hope I got the name right but thats what Carol called you. Known Carol for a long time and she is a very loyal friend. I am from Australia so hope to catch up with ya. Welcome:)

Goodnight Gill :yh_hugs By the way where do you get all your snazzy pics from

Again K4 welcome to the mad site.how are u all today freezing raining buckets here,we are in for a storm on friday,hate this weather.Will be back on later and have a chat keep well.:D:D:D

thanks for all your kind words and for the nice warm welcome on fg:)

Hi everybody, the sun didn't stay with us long - just one day, yesterday! It's supposed to be showers today, but they omitted to say "interspersed by heavy rain " ! Hope all those on holiday aren't too diluted ! Which reminds me, where's our Joan ? She was supposed to be back from her hols on Sunday, hope you're OK Joan and you managed to collect Sophie OK !

Hi Ali - thought you Aussies wanted rain !!! Yes I know it's either 'full speed' or 'stop' when it comes to rain in Aussie !

Hi Kaz 01 hope West Yorkshire isn't drowning like some other parts of England are.

Helen still isn't back on the internet ! She must be getting withdrawal symptoms now, cos Helen does enjoy the Arcade as well as chatting on here and MSN.

Oh gawd, I think Carol's supposed to be doing a booty today ! I think she must be growing gills with all this water !

Kay, with regard to the piccys, just type - photobucket in the 'search' and you'll find millions matey ! You will find that when you get to the site that you can type a word/subject press 'send' and it gives you a terrific selection, just follow the instructions. When you find a piccy you want - click on that piccy and it will come up as an individual piccy with a selection of 'formats' to put it on FG threads, click on the IMG (at the bottom of the offered formats), then copy, and paste ! Job done !

Happy hunting Kay !

:-4 xxx

hi gill it's raining here but the part of yorkshire i live in doesn't flood.

i'm the same with chatting, i have msn too and love chatting there too:)

hi joanne nice to meet you-glad you had a good time-only joined yesterday

Joan !!!!!





We thought you'd been washed away ! Of course we shall expect to see a photo of your gorgeous little Sophie !

K4z01 has just joined us, another Kaz ! So we're breaking her in gently to our daft (but caring, I hasten to add) thread, where light-hearted banter is the order of the day !!!!

Glad you had a good holiday Joan :wah:

hi guys,havnt got time download piccies in case this cuts out on me again !! the phone line has been re wired so it might last this time.

been pretty busy anyway, also been over to .eldest daughter to help her organize her garden or at least plan what we are going to do with it in the winter.

we've got sunshine after a rotton start to the day, just had a good clean up, could do with a shower but will leave it til i go to bed.

its good to be back !! how long for remains to be seen:wah:

Hiya Helen, so glad you're back ! We'll keep our fingers crossed for you Mrs.

xxx :-6

ummmmmmmmmm Gill thanks for the imformation about the pics but how do u copy and paste :-3 sounds a bit complicated for an old chook like me:(

Well Gill gave it a go and got to where I had to press Img and wahhhhhhhhhhh just didnt happen for me. :-1

Hi Kay ! I suggest you save your 'photobucket' to your favourites, and 'copy' and 'paste' the instructions to your 'documents' for reference.

INSTRUCTIONS :-

When you get to IMG (the bottom of the selections)

LEFT CLICK on 'IMG' - it shows a yellow 'copied'. Move your cursor to the place you want to put the piccy

(do not right click while you move your cursor). Once you've got your cursor over where you want to put your piccy, you RIGHT CLICK - a white 'window' shows with various selections on - run your cursor down this till it

is over 'PASTE' then RIGHT CLICK - you will see the code of the piccy now on your replying post - you will notice at the end of this code will be the pulsing line - this is where your next typed words will start - what I do here is press 'ENTER' to move this line below the piccy (however many lines is up to you but I usually leave a couple of lines to that there is a bit of a gap before I type any words, or insert another piccy).

NOTE:-

It is worth remembering that the piccy will go wherever that pulsing line is, so if you want the piccy further down the page then press 'ENTER' to move this line down the page!

You'll also find that once you have clicked IMG and the 'copied' has shown, you will in fact be able to LEFT CLICK on your receiving ('replying post') window to totally reveal all this window, where you can adjust that pulsing line with the 'ENTER' key, should you need to do this. But do not right click till you are ready to place your piccy.

Job done !!! Have fun - you could spend hours looking at all the piccys. You can even start your own album of piccys, for your personal use and repeat use without ploughing through the vast number of selections. You'll see any way.



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goodmorning all,

it is a horrible wet day here in leeds too.

hope all goes well at the vets joannee

i've to go to the vets next month to get some worming tablets for my dog bella.

she is a lovely dog.

Joannee;668205 wrote: A very warm welcome to our new girl K4z01 to this great friendly thread, we seem to be a mixed bunch of ages from the young things up to the golden oldie like me on here we share our joys ,our sorrows,our experiences in fact anything goes.

Hello too to all my old mates, hope all is well and our other happy wanderer will be back from her hols soon ,hope she is having a good time.and they have not been affected by any flooding, the news coverage is so sad to watch all those poor unfortunates that have, but what a wonderful response from shops and the media for all their very generous donations by way of food and clothing.

A damp horrible morning here, we are off to the Vet later with Sophie and then we have the Chiropodist coming at twelve, never a dull moment in this house and I still haven't completely unpacked the holiday case yet.

See you soon.

Joan xxx:-6

Sophie.A BIG welxome back Joan and great to see you here again. So glad all is well and Sophie is with you.I agree the floods are so bad and those poor people who have lost so much......makes you realise how lucky some of us are.I was up at 5am this morning......bleedin ell I remember the days that was when I was going to bed:wah:.....still we wont go into that:yh_rotflLots of love sent to you, Tony and Sophiexxx

goodmorning carol and hows you this morning?

i hate this terrible weather we're having.

be glad when we have a summer again

K4z01;668206 wrote: goodmorning all,

it is a horrible wet day here in leeds too.

hope all goes well at the vets joannee

i've to go to the vets next month to get some worming tablets for my dog bella.

she is a lovely dog.


Morning Karen, Hope all is well with you today.Im looking outside at the moment and the day looks so horrible considering its Summer ffs lol.Hope you have a good day and when our other Kaz gets back Im sure you will get on great with her......shes really nice but dont you dare say I said that:wah: as I have an image to keep up you know!!!!Can I ask what forum you was on before where you had all the hassle???Gould theres some nasty ones on this machine lol but thank goodness this isn't one of them!How some people can be so nasty beats me but there again they are hidden behind a screen with falso names so shows you how big they really are being nasty when they know that you dont know who they really are.......saddos. Anyway you TC and talk soon, Carol xx

Helen;667819 wrote: hi guys,havnt got time download piccies in case this cuts out on me again !! the phone line has been re wired so it might last this time.

been pretty busy anyway, also been over to .eldest daughter to help her organize her garden or at least plan what we are going to do with it in the winter.

we've got sunshine after a rotton start to the day, just had a good clean up, could do with a shower but will leave it til i go to bed.

its good to be back !! how long for remains to be seen:wah:

Carolly;668216 wrote: Morning Karen, Hope all is well with you today.Im looking outside at the moment and the day looks so horrible considering its Summer ffs lol.Hope you have a good day and when our other Kaz gets back Im sure you will get on great with her......shes really nice but dont you dare say I said that:wah: as I have an image to keep up you know!!!!Can I ask what forum you was on before where you had all the hassle???Gould theres some nasty ones on this machine lol but thank goodness this isn't one of them!How some people can be so nasty beats me but there again they are hidden behind a screen with falso names so shows you how big they really are being nasty when they know that you dont know who they really are.......saddos. Anyway you TC and talk soon, Carol xx


carol i sent message to you with the details.

hopefully the day won't be too bad just got my kids here today. postal strike again today:(

hope you have a good day too. xx

[QUOTE=kayleneaussieummmmmmmmmm Gill thanks for the imformation about the pics but how do u copy and paste

sounds a bit complicated for an old chook like me[/QUOTE]Ere I showed Gill how to copy and paste.....clever aint I for an old un:wah:Seems like only yesterday when I got this laptop I asked......how the bleedin ell do you open the poxy fing:wah:Mind you Gill now is the queen of Copy an Paste by the look of fings;)

Hello Gilly Baby how are ye mate? Im sorry Im not around much at the moment but as soon as I can catch you I will.Infact I expect it could be today but wont be on tonight......sorry!!!!xxxxx

good morning peeps i still fee llike poo and i have been sighed off work for a week.I dont know if i have told you all but i was badly treated at work the other day and i would say it was boarder line bulling:-1i wont be gong back there fillto upset and i know it could never be the same for me.

I have got a meeting with my manager next week and i will then tell i am no coming to work,i might take it further that is something i will have to think about.

I do feel so very down and i would go as far to say very pissed off.Thanks for letting me sound off.

Love Neffy

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit

Essex girl "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their

names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,

that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are outplaying

in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY

or

WAAYNE GO

TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the

perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the girl.. "I

just use their surnames"

An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a

garment

on

the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my

dress."

she

says.

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."

Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.

The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take take."

The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped

and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some

questions?"

Girl: "OK"

Medic: "What's your name?"

Girl: "Sharon."

Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"

Sharon: "Yes."

Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"

Sharon: "Chelmsford, mate.

An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone

rang. It

was

her

boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on

the

news

that

there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be

careful!" "It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl,

"There's

hundreds of

them!"

Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's

blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out

of

the car

till

she's lying flat out on the floor.

Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."

Sharon: "Ok."

Medic: "What's you name?"

Sharon: "Sharon Medic: "Where do you live?"

Sharon: "Essex"

Medic: "Ok Sharon. How many fingers have I got up?"

Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

almostfamous;668277 wrote: Aww, Sophie is adorable!!! :-4She is lucky to have our Joan as her new mummy. Heres a few of mine x

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neffy;668273 wrote: good morning peeps i still fee llike poo and i have been sighed off work for a week.I dont know if i have told you all but i was badly treated at work the other day and i would say it was boarder line bulling:-1i wont be gong back there fillto upset and i know it could never be the same for me.

I have got a meeting with my manager next week and i will then tell i am no coming to work,i might take it further that is something i will have to think about.

I do feel so very down and i would go as far to say very pissed off.Thanks for letting me sound off.

Love Neffy

just thought you'd like to see what me and the dog are wearing this morning !! i was hoping he was going to perform in the garden but you know what they say about doing it on your own doorstep:wah:

its bloody orrible out there today.

mornin mrs posh,

love the jokes,

Joan she's beautifull,neffy sorry to hear ur still not felling good,hope it gets better soon.How are u all not been here for a while,my boys have left london and on there way to paris,wish I was going to Paris.Been bloody awfull weather here storms rain,not quite as bad as Uk my god there having terrible times.Its bloody 48c in greece... go figure.I have been into a few other forums it seems there is a few not nice people in FG, thought we got away from that when we left the other site,seems there everywhere sadly.Hey guys we all need to get together and go in the chat area and talk a lota rubbish.....hey carol like we used to and have a good laugh.I'm sick of going in to chat and talking to the bloody spirit,thats the computer it talks to u,not a lota sense tho.Its a hamophradite transexual.One minit it say its a male...........next it say its a female.lol ACDC.Keep well u lovely lot.Kay hows the baby not spoken to ya for a while.Cheers guys :D:D

Helen he's beautifull,will have to get pic of my doggy and put it on seeing we'r having a show and tell lol.:D:D

mornin neff,

dontlet the buggers grind you down girl. xx

mornin gill,

looks like it's still working:wah:

hi ali,

im afraid thats not my dog, i've got a black and white one called wallace,

gill was trying to teach me how to download my own piccies when we got cut off the net for a few days so i'll have to give it another go.:-5

i'd just like to say



to our newest friend karen, good to see a new face on here.

Hi all, I've just dug out me waterwings again, and re-inflated me rubber dinghy !

Just you wait, if it ever stops raining for more than 3 or 4 days, there'll be a hosepipe ban ! :-5

joan

love your new friend. i hope she brings you and tony many years of fun ( and excercise ) lol

that was supposed to be a welcome back piccie !!

you can tell i've not been on here for a while,gone a bit mad with the posts :wah:

right, gotta find some dry jeans and get ready for work, see you all later.xx

Ali.;668315 wrote: Joan she's beautifull,neffy sorry to hear ur still not felling good,hope it gets better soon.How are u all not been here for a while,my boys have left london and on there way to paris,wish I was going to Paris.Been bloody awfull weather here storms rain,not quite as bad as Uk my god there having terrible times.Its bloody 48c in greece... go figure.I have been into a few other forums it seems there is a few not nice people in FG, thought we got away from that when we left the other site,seems there everywhere sadly.Hey guys we all need to get together and go in the chat area and talk a lota rubbish.....hey carol like we used to and have a good laugh.I'm sick of going in to chat and talking to the bloody spirit,thats the computer it talks to u,not a lota sense tho.Its a hamophradite transexual.One minit it say its a male...........next it say its a female.lol ACDC.Keep well u lovely lot.Kay hows the baby not spoken to ya for a while.Cheers guys Ere Mrs are you saying I talk rubbish.........as if!!!:yh_rotfl.Hope to chat real soon though mate as I miss youxxxx

that i didnt manage to get to eat last nite cos i got called back to work.

i will be around some time later, going to have a shower and a bit of me time:)

i wont be posting on here again,even though i loved comng on here,it is best that i left.

Thank you all for being so kind and freindly

hi neff,