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Will you ever anwser my questions??????

If a candle flickers and a moth dies 20 km away and a cloud passes over the moon and I dream that I killed a nun what does that mean?

How many uses are there for beads?

koan;541148 wrote: If a candle flickers and a moth dies 20 km away and a cloud passes over the moon and I dream that I killed a nun what does that mean?


you need to get laid more often:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

koan;541149 wrote: How many uses are there for beads?


good question , beady eyes , beads of sweat ,strips of wood= beading ,yipes

Pinky;541139 wrote: Hey jimbo, what exactly is a widget, and what do they really do?



Why has FG gone all slow when posting replies or opening pages?


the only widget i know of was what they put in john smiths beer to make it taste like a pub pint , they never it seems went down my local as the beer is rank i've noticed that i think its hamster syndrome , no hamster every thing on f g seems s l o w e r

Tater Tazz;541109 wrote: Will you ever anwser my questions??????


yes tazz i'm going through them as fast as my 1 finger typing lets me ... how much has hamster paid you to torture me in her absense

koan;541087 wrote: You probably don't have long enough fingernails. :p
no i bite them its nice full of dead skin :wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz;541099 wrote: Have you ever kissed a man?


er no well i thought it was a woman honest but nigel was a funny name for her me thinks :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz;541101 wrote: Have you ever mooned anyone?


yup i'm doing it right now on my web cam :wah:

Tater Tazz;541102 wrote: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? and with whom?


yes loads of times doesent every one duh .... mind you i was asked to leave the pool :rolleyes:

:-1 Tater Tazz;541103 wrote: What are the three worst things you have ever eaten?


butter beans ,a moth that flew into my mouth as i went to take a big bite outa my kebab ,veal just the thought of those anemic little calves its just wrong :-1

Tater Tazz;541106 wrote: Who do you think will post your 2000 post?


oh no it was the plastic mank :-1 :-1 how boring is that :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz;541107 wrote: Do you think it will get warm soon?




yep another 2 weeks i reckon:-6 :-6

Soberano;541108 wrote: Have you ever been bored by any chance?;)


very very very very bored :wah: :wah: :wah:

i just know your watching hamster enjoying my torture , come back soon eh ?:-6

Did you see hampsters pic of baby? Isn't it cute?

Tater Tazz;542216 wrote: Did you see hampsters pic of baby? Isn't it cute?


no , this a trick right its not due for months , ok i'm now gona go looking through the forum for baby pic's , how much has hamster paid you to torture me like this , your even better at it than she is :-5 :-5

Yo jimbo, the Liverpool takeover, any comments from the spurs fan?

Galbally;542227 wrote: Yo jimbo, the Liverpool takeover, any comments from the spurs fan?




why not us :-1



i think its good to stop chelsea and man you turning our league into a two horse race but as a spurs fan all i can hope for now is a top 6 finish and a run in a cup , thats at best :rolleyes:



what do you villains make of it

jimbo;542229 wrote: why not us :-1



i think its good to stop chelsea and man you turning our league into a two horse race but as a spurs fan all i can hope for now is a top 6 finish and a run in a cup , thats at best :rolleyes:



what do you villains make of it :


I dunno, we are still trying to get over our own takeover!

Still, yeah, its better that the clubs who don't happen to be man u or chelsea also get some access to money, cause otherwise they are going to fall way, way behind, so I guess its good, I dunno really?

In your own words, why do you think the chicken crossed the road?:)

Tater Tazz;542970 wrote: In your own words, why do you think the chicken crossed the road?:)




his neighbour caught bird flu :wah: :wah:

:wah:jimbo;542979 wrote: his neighbour caught bird flu :wah: :wah::wah:

How many stars do you think there are?

Do you personnally think pluto is still a planet?

How long do you think a fish can live?

Tater Tazz;542982 wrote: How many stars do you think there are? there are more stars than there are grains of sand on every beach and in every desert on the planet so a lot

Do you personnally think pluto is still a planet? no



How long do you think a fish can live? well guppy is 52 so quite old









oops sorry gups i meant 32:-4 :-4

1. What are you watching right now?

2. Do you prefer tea or coffee?

3. If you had to describe yourself, would you say you look like ken or gi joe?

4. Do you think I am annoying?

5. Do you wish I would stop?

6. How would you describe a relaxing day, in your life?

7. How do you cook a fish?

8. Are you smiling of frowning?

9. If you were an animal, what would you be?

10. I bet your praying this is the last question. hahah

Tater Tazz;543566 wrote:

3. If you had to describe yourself, would you say you look like ken or gi joe?




so either way you're calling Jimbo, d1ckless. that's rude.

Wolverine;543574 wrote: so either way you're calling Jimbo, d1ckless. that's rude.:wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz;543566 wrote: 1. What are you watching right now?some wildlife programme about straylia



2. Do you prefer tea or coffee?tea



3. If you had to describe yourself, would you say you look like ken or gi joe? rambo



4. Do you think I am annoying?no



5. Do you wish I would stop?no if i said yes i know you'd be worse



6. How would you describe a relaxing day, in your life?get up go to the gym spend an hour in the hot tub ,round of golf with a crap player so i win,go to watch tottenham hotspur fc beat aresenal our mortal enemies , nice meal , go to the pub get very drunk annoy every one ,perfect day



7. How do you cook a fish? i pfefer boiled



8. Are you smiling of frowning?



9. If you were an animal, what would you be?baloo the bear



10. I bet your praying this is the last question. hahahnope:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Wolverine;543574 wrote: so either way you're calling Jimbo, d1ckless. that's rude.


makes a change from ridiculess buddy :wah: :wah:

Pinky;543580 wrote: Hey Jim, is it true that you sing 'Wherever you will go' to Sue?:-4


no pinky ,its whenever will you go :wah: :wah:

goodmorning! How do you change a flat tire?

Hamster;543908 wrote: Jimbo-how are you today?


all the better for you being online buddy:-4



can you give me 10 mins to answer my other question before you torture me:D

Tater Tazz;543907 wrote: goodmorning! How do you change a flat tire?


i would change a flat tire like this



1 undo wheel nuts



2 jack up car



3take off wheel



4 change wheel



5 finger tighten wheel nuts



6 let down jack



7 put tire away job done



how ever suzy or you would change it like this



1 get out of car



2 toss blonde mane about ,



3 show clevage



4 look helpless



5 sit in warm car ,



6 watch some mug like me or wise guy change tire for you



7 ring friends while tire is being changed for you, taking the mickey out of said mug to friends



8 job done give said mug totally bogus phone number promising a date some time



9 job done , drive off smiling , leaving mug to smother his own car in grease and dirt from your wheel nuts



:-5 :-5 :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hamster;544015 wrote: Jimbo why has all the snow gone?
after 2 weeks missing you , thats the best you can do ?



it melted:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Do you think connecticut will get snow this year???

Jimbo, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

How many words can you make out of the name jimbo?

Tater Tazz;544599 wrote: Do you think connecticut will get snow this year???




yes on july the 7th:D

Tater Tazz;544832 wrote: How many words can you make out of the name jimbo?


er jib

er mob

er job

er thats it



do you actually read any of the answers or is it a drive by torture thing for you :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

BH672;544628 wrote: Jimbo, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?







:D


the bird flap flap winged bird 110 mph



the other bird :sneaky: depends how much she has had to drink

BH672;544628 wrote: Jimbo, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?







:D


hang on a minute ,who are you



bh 672 , british hamster , your working for hammy admit it :sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;544839 wrote: hang on a minute ,who are you



bh 672 , british hamster , your working for hammy admit it :sneaky: :sneaky:


Wayhay! Another person to torture Jimbo - join in everyone, it's fun!!!!





Jimbo, why does my hair go mad in the rain?



Jimbo, why don't I like egg white only the yolk?



Jimbo, why are no two snowflakes the same?



Jimbo, why have I got a cold on the only weekend for the forseeable future that I have a social life?

Imladris;544880 wrote: Wayhay! Another person to torture Jimbo - join in everyone, it's fun!!!!





Jimbo, why does my hair go mad in the rain?. do you rinse the shampoo off properly when you shower



Jimbo, why don't I like egg white only the yolk? coz uncooked it looks like snot



Jimbo, why are no two snowflakes the same? i have snow idea



Jimbo, why have I got a cold on the only weekend for the forseeable future that I have a social life? have you got bird flu, be honest