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Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:57 pm
by kensloft
koan wrote: tunnel that stood before me in the darkness. A strange creature arrived and said he would show me how to get to _________________________
Walmart.
Once I was here I realized what_________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:12 am
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: Walmart.
Once I was here I realized what_________________
a fool I am.
I actually wanted to go to __________ .
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:29 am
by kensloft
Suresh Gupta wrote: a fool I am.
I actually wanted to go to __________ .
Timbuktoo.
When I get there I won't________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:48 am
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: Timbuktoo.
When I get there I won't________________
return.
It is the _______ .
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:14 am
by kensloft
Suresh Gupta wrote: return.
It is the _______ .
late night pizza parlours that keep me awake with their blaring music.
If I had to_____________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:27 am
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: late night pizza parlours that keep me awake with their blaring music.
If I had to_____________
If I had to put up to such nonsense for a longer period then I will go mad.
Are not there any ___________________ ?
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:03 pm
by koan
Suresh Gupta wrote: If I had to put up to such nonsense for a longer period then I will go mad.
Are not there any ___________________ ?
snowshoes so I can go ice fishing?
I once built a fire in my igloo but ________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:07 pm
by kensloft
blue wrote: it created freezing rain, so I have to ask, "How do the Eskimos ______________?
re-heat their pizza without getting it wet and soggy?"
It is the imposing questions about how they_______________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:43 pm
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: re-heat their pizza without getting it wet and soggy?"
It is the imposing questions about how they_______________________
run their fast food joints.
Perhaps they do ____________ .
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:49 pm
by kensloft
Suresh Gupta wrote: run their fast food joints.
Perhaps they do ____________ .
use dry ice?
Whatever it is that they are doing it_______________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:19 pm
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: use dry ice?
Whatever it is that they are doing it_______________________
the way it should be done.
However I wonder from where __________________ .
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:12 pm
by kensloft
Suresh Gupta wrote: the way it should be done.
However I wonder from where __________________ .
they get the dry ice?
Meanwhile, somewhere inthe Eskimo community in the tropics they were___________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:21 pm
by Lon
kensloft wrote: they get the dry ice?
Meanwhile, somewhere inthe Eskimo community in the tropics they were___________
hungry for whale blubber.
The Samoans on the other hand were thinking________________________.
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:12 am
by kensloft
Lon wrote: hungry for whale blubber.
The Samoans on the other hand were thinking________________________.
mmm... Eskimo pie.
They decided that they would contact their friends in the Fijiian community to____________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:22 am
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: mmm... Eskimo pie.
They decided that they would contact their friends in the Fijiian community to____________
join them in the feast.
What they will bring _______________ ?
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:49 am
by kensloft
Suresh Gupta wrote: join them in the feast.
What they will bring _______________ ?
is the big stewing pot and firewood.
But, while they slept after the feast they found_________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:46 am
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: is the big stewing pot and firewood.
But, while they slept after the feast they found_________________
fire gone in the morning.
It was only ice around and they had forgetten ____________ .
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:01 am
by kensloft
Suresh Gupta wrote: fire gone in the morning.
It was only ice around and they had forgetten ____________ .
that the Eskimos had taken them out drinking the night before and had put the drunken tropical natives on the plane back to Nunavut.
They didn't know anyone or where________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:30 am
by Suresh Gupta
kensloft wrote: that the Eskimos had taken them out drinking the night before and had put the drunken tropical natives on the plane back to Nunavut.
They didn't know anyone or where________________________
they found themselves.
They also could not understand why Eskimos _______________________ .
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:52 pm
by kensloft
Suresh Gupta wrote: they found themselves.
They also could not understand why Eskimos _______________________ .
Are from Nunavut and not Eskimolandia
Thoughtfully, they realized that unless______________
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:07 pm
by minks
kensloft wrote: Are from Nunavut and not Eskimolandia
Thoughtfully, they realized that unless______________
Someone actually officially named somewhere Eskimolandia, it would be impossible for them to come from there, so Nunavut remained the name of choice.
After much debate mind you _________________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:22 pm
by kensloft
minks wrote: Someone actually officially named somewhere Eskimolandia, it would be impossible for them to come from there, so Nunavut remained the name of choice.
After much debate mind you _________________________________
the politicians decided to do the right thing.
From this day forward the nation shall______________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:28 pm
by minks
kensloft wrote: the politicians decided to do the right thing.
From this day forward the nation shall______________________
Be banned from ever calling anyone "Mr. Poopie Pants" ever again. However the common moniker of Mr. Potato Head is completely acceptable.
To which GWB boldly stood up and blurted "_____________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:33 pm
by Lon
minks wrote: Be banned from ever calling anyone "Mr. Poopie Pants" ever again. However the common moniker of Mr. Potato Head is completely acceptable.
To which GWB boldly stood up and blurted "_____________________
let's have a bar-b-q ya'll
You bring the beer and I'll supply the_______________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:37 pm
by minks
Lon wrote: let's have a bar-b-q ya'll
You bring the beer and I'll supply the_______________________________
Fried Chicken
Licking his lips Barney suggested cold slaw and baked beans but _____________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:48 pm
by kensloft
minks wrote: Fried Chicken
Licking his lips Barney suggested cold slaw and baked beans but _____________
he forgot to tell everybodythat he drank all the beer.
Now they have to go all the way back____________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:56 pm
by minks
kensloft wrote: he forgot to tell everybodythat he drank all the beer.
Now they have to go all the way back____________________
to Canada singing that annoying song about how many miles they will walk for beer.
Thankfully along came ____________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:58 pm
by kensloft
minks wrote: to Canada singing that annoying song about how many miles they will walk for beer.
Thankfully along came ____________________________
Nell and Dudley carrying their______________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:52 pm
by koan
kensloft wrote: Nell and Dudley carrying their______________________
kegs and sporting beer hats. With that problem solved we decided to __________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:25 pm
by kensloft
koan wrote: kegs and sporting beer hats. With that problem solved we decided to __________________
tell everyone that the keg had no nozzle.
That way we were able to make sure__________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:32 pm
by koan
kensloft wrote: tell everyone that the keg had no nozzle.
That way we were able to make sure__________________
that the most idiotic person there would be sober enough to drive us around. We had this wild idea that ______________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:58 pm
by Suresh Gupta
koan wrote: kegs and sporting beer hats. With that problem solved we decided to __________________
call it a day.
A good night sleep is __________________________ .
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:02 pm
by kensloft
koan wrote: that the most idiotic person there would be sober enough to drive us around. We had this wild idea that ______________________________
we should hitch up the bufallos.
That way with the designated driver wouldn't_______________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:49 pm
by koan
kensloft wrote: we should hitch up the bufallos.
That way with the designated driver wouldn't_______________________
have to pull the cart himself. Our first destination was ______________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:22 am
by kensloft
koan wrote: have to pull the cart himself. Our first destination was ______________________
to the liquor store.
We wanted to get the thing that_______________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:35 am
by koan
kensloft wrote: to the liquor store.
We wanted to get the thing that_______________
lets you drink from a keg. As it turns out the keg really didn't have a nozzle. Then we headed off to the woods in search of ______________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:45 am
by kensloft
koan wrote: lets you drink from a keg. As it turns out the keg really didn't have a nozzle. Then we headed off to the woods in search of ______________________
a bear claw to openthe bottles instead.
After a great 15 minutes we____________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:50 am
by koan
kensloft wrote: a bear claw to openthe bottles instead.
After a great 15 minutes we____________________
We found a bear but had trouble getting its claw off. Suddenly I had a thought and looked up at the bear. Next think I knew ___________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:12 pm
by kensloft
koan wrote: We found a bear but had trouble getting its claw off. Suddenly I had a thought and looked up at the bear. Next think I knew ___________________
it donned its hair salon clothing and proceeded to cut my nails.
I balked but just one look_________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:29 pm
by koan
kensloft wrote: it donned its hair salon clothing and proceeded to cut my nails.
I balked but just one look_________________
told me that this bear knew what he was doing. I offered him a beer for his fine work on my manicure and ________________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:49 pm
by kensloft
koan wrote: told me that this bear knew what he was doing. I offered him a beer for his fine work on my manicure and ________________________________
he declined saying that he only liked Jack Daniel's.
Not to be a boor bear he_________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:30 pm
by kensloft
Geezer Gal wrote: think...."I hope no one saw that".
Then I _____________________ and decided to _________________________.
stopped... stop
But around the corner________________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:59 pm
by kensloft
blue wrote: came mama and the three little bears. They said _______________
start where the bears ate up her leftovers.
The smallest bear said____________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:36 pm
by abbey
[QUOTE=archergirl]"Mommy, can I go play?"[/QUOTE]
She said.....not until you've got all the hunny out of the hive.
Baby bear put on_________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:37 pm
by kensloft
abbey wrote: [QUOTE=archergirl]"Mommy, can I go play?"[/QUOTE]
She said.....not until you've got all the hunny out of the hive.
Baby bear put on_________
Her best honey scooping face smile.
Can I do the_________________________
Complete the Sentence
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:22 pm
by abbey
[QUOTE=kensloft]Her best honey scooping face smile.
Can I do the_________________________[/QUOTE]
_____hunny dance to the tree please?
"just go and get your_____
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