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qsducks;1123915 wrote: Unless you pucker up and give that frog a nice smooch:wah:


ribet..........ribet........ribet............

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Odie;1123918 wrote: ribet..........ribet........ribet............

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1123915 wrote: Unless you pucker up and give that frog a nice smooch:wah:


and he turns into a prince :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;1123932 wrote: and he turns into a prince :sneaky:


good one!;)

Odie;1123936 wrote: good one!;)
well we can only hope he does,:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ally;1123940 wrote: well we can only hope he does,:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


what if, what if he turns into a toad?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1123943 wrote: what if, what if he turns into a toad?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


well then we have to pray he dosnt please god dont make him a toad.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ally;1123951 wrote: well then we have to pray he dosnt please god dont make him a toad.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Mr.Valentine;1123959 wrote: Will you please tell this mad lot whoever you are that Im not you as im getting worried I may be and have got a fing about chatting up woman and my Chris aint gonna be very happy:-5:-5:(

Carolly;1123962 wrote: Will you please tell this mad lot whoever you are that Im not you as im getting worried I may be and have got a fing about chatting up woman and my Chris aint gonna be very happy:-5:-5:(


Could it be Kathy ellen? wait, she ain't on tonight:wah:. Hey, maybe it's Mustang, you never know.

Mr.Valentine;1123959 wrote:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1123962 wrote: Will you please tell this mad lot whoever you are that Im not you as im getting worried I may be and have got a fing about chatting up woman and my Chris aint gonna be very happy:-5:-5:(


maybe its chris

qsducks;1123968 wrote: Could it be Kathy ellen? wait, she ain't on tonight:wah:. Hey, maybe it's Mustang, you never know.Mustang wouldn't chat us lot up ffs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;1123974 wrote: maybe its chrisI checked dont worry:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflIts not anybody here who is a member....we get a signal if a member signs on with another name:sneaky:

Carolly;1123980 wrote: I checked dont worry:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflIts not anybody here who is a member....we get a signal if a member signs on with another name:sneaky:


So it is a mod?

qsducks;1123995 wrote: So it is a mod?
Ducky a Mod is a member also:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1124001 wrote: Ducky a Mod is a member also:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I have a question....what on earth are you not in bed?

qsducks;1124004 wrote: I have a question....what on earth are you not in bed?Do you know what ive just seen the time and I cant answer that question:-5:-5except to say ive been laughing so much that I forgot about the time fgs:wah::wah:;):D

just for you Mr. V!

Good morning Mr V :-6

wonder whats happened to Mr V today:sneaky::guitarist

Morning Mr V:-4 think he maybe huding from us kay :yh_rotflmabe we are all to much for him to handle:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ally;1124606 wrote: Morning Mr V:-4 think he maybe huding from us kay :yh_rotflmabe we are all to much for him to handle:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kay is always to much to handle, you and I are fine Ally!:D

Odie;1124621 wrote: Kay is always to much to handle, you and I are fine Ally!:D


:sneaky::sneaky::rolleyes:

Odie;1124621 wrote: Kay is always to much to handle, you and I are fine Ally!:D


dont think kays to happy with that odie :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflthink we need to stir him up a bit girls.

Ally;1124625 wrote: dont think kays to happy with that odie :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflthink we need to stir him up a bit girls.


this is Kay's aussie stud, just for her!:D

Odie;1124630 wrote: this is Kay's aussie stud, just for her!:D





:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1124630 wrote: this is Kay's aussie stud, just for her!:D







:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

good morning Mr V:-6

Where are u Mr V u have left us high and dry -1-1

ally;1125482 wrote: where are u mr v u have left us high and dry -1-1


-1:-1

he will be back......when it suits him.....just like all men!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1125562 wrote: he will be back......when it suits him.....just like all men!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


yea your right there Odie :sneaky::guitarist

kayleneaussie;1125563 wrote: yea your right there Odie :sneaky::guitarist


yup, all men are the same, just be patient as always!:-5:-5

Hi Mr.Valentine,

Happy birthday.. :yh_flower

hello?

good morning Mr V:-6

kayleneaussie;1126359 wrote: good morning Mr V:-6


he's at work today!:sneaky:

Hes still not here girls,left us high and dry talkin to ourselves :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

-1:-1

Ally;1126495 wrote: Hes still not here girls,left us high and dry talkin to ourselves :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


just like all men!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I would never leave such pretty women like your good selves and I am so sorry you thought that but I have been spreading love all around.Kaylene let me dry your tears and all you other beautiful ladies I am here now:)

Odie;1126509 wrote: just like all men!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflI am like no other man you have known odie:)

Mr.Valentine;1126780 wrote: I would never leave such pretty women like your good selves and I am so sorry you thought that but I have been spreading love all around.Kaylene let me dry your tears and all you other beautiful ladies I am here now:)


About time Mr V.......we have missed you:-4:-4

britty;1125814 wrote: Hi Mr.Valentine,

Happy birthday.. :yh_flower
Thankyou darling.

Mr.Valentine;1126781 wrote: I am like no other man you have known odie:)


And why is this Mr. Valentine?

Glad to see you found your way back the ladies were getting decidedly whiny from lack of your affection.



You remind me of an interesting situation that happened when I lived in Surrey B.C. back in the 80's. A masked male was entering homes and apartments through open windows and doors. He wore a mask like Zorro and carried a long stem rose between his teeth and a knife in one hand. He didn't care what the woman looked like or how old she was as long as she was of respectable age. He would force the woman at knife point to be silent while he 'made love to her' both verbally and physically. It didn't matter if she was 400 lbs or 100 lbs or if she had curlers in her hair or whatever. He sweet talked her, made love to her, and then departed through a window leaving her the rose. The police warned everyone to keep their windows and doors locked until the masked man was found (apparently some husband came in on one of his escapades and gave chase). Well, :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...no matter where a person went over the next few months all windows and doors were thrown wide open waiting for the masked man with the rose between his teeth. He was never found and no one else ever reported him, for all I know he may still be at it if his penis isn't worn out.

Are you sure you aren't the masked man with the rose between his teeth Mr. Valentine?

Mr.Valentine;1126781 wrote: I am like no other man you have known odie:)


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl that's because Mr V is really a she.

qsducks;1127117 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl that's because Mr V is really a she.


:yh_rotfl...:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1127117 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl that's because Mr V is really a she.


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