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qsducks;995403 wrote: Are you talking about your vibrator? it was a VERY dear friend. Will you please come to the Memorial service??:wah:

jimbo;995480 wrote: oh no but is it really dead or is it just pretending to be a little stiff :sneaky::sneaky: i wish it was stiff:wah: not playing possum here:wah:

i am old,:wah: but not dead

A Stiff Woody - is that a drink?:wah:

qsducks;995502 wrote: A Stiff Woody - is that a drink?:wah: well that depends if you swallow:wah:

jimbo;995510 wrote: done right it can turn out that way :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah: oooh boy. i think this is getting a little........out of hand:wah:

jimbo;995510 wrote: done right it can turn out that way :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah:


At least somebody will be happy:sneaky:

qsducks;995518 wrote: At least somebody will be happy:sneaky: who??????:wah:

southern yankee;995526 wrote: who??????:wah:


The recipient of the Stiff Woody:sneaky::wah:

qsducks;995533 wrote: The recipient of the Stiff Woody:sneaky::wah: The question could be asked. Does she or doesn't she??:wah:

waiting an hour and a half at the doc's!

Odie;995571 wrote: waiting an hour and a half at the doc's!


You should have joined me, Jimbo and Shel for a stiff woody:wah:

qsducks;995574 wrote: You should have joined me, Jimbo and Shel for a stiff woody:wah:


what the heck is that?

Odie;995605 wrote: what the heck is that?


Read back and have a good laugh.:wah:

Someone not showing up on time.

Mustang;995690 wrote: Someone not showing up on time.


Who?

qsducks;995692 wrote: Who?




Ahaahahaha That would be ME. :wah:

Mustang;995698 wrote: Ahaahahaha That would be ME. :wah:


Why does this remind me of Winnie the Pooh?

qsducks;995703 wrote: Why does this remind me of Winnie the Pooh?


Have no Idea but do tell! :wah:

Mustang;995723 wrote: Have no Idea but do tell! :wah:


Don't tell me you've never heard of Winnie the Pooh. Idgie, would you please enlighten Mustang?:wah:

qsducks;995733 wrote: Don't tell me you've never heard of Winnie the Pooh. Idgie, would you please enlighten Mustang?:wah:




No No No you tell my little Ducky! :wah:

Mustang;995750 wrote: No No No you tell my little Ducky! :wah:


The narrator in Winnie the Pooh asks Pooh a question and he anwsers, Me.:wah:

qsducks;995766 wrote: The narrator in Winnie the Pooh asks Pooh a question and he anwsers, Me.:wah:


Oh ok, looks like we are drawing a few folks in here on this Winnie the Pooh thing. :wah: :wah:

Mustang;995780 wrote: Oh ok, looks like we are drawing a few folks in here on this Winnie the Pooh thing. :wah: :wah:


Myabe we should start a thread on Pooh bear and his friends from the 100 acre woods.:wah:

Odie;995571 wrote: waiting an hour and a half at the doc's! did you find out anything dear??

jimbo;996094 wrote: yes she was 90 minutes early

:wah::wah::wah::wah:


And banging her head on the wall:wah:

My Kids..if you want to call them that..a twenty year old, a nineteen year old, and a sixteen year old..had to jerk a not in them:mad:

guppy;996136 wrote: My Kids..if you want to call them that..a twenty year old, a nineteen year old, and a sixteen year old..had to jerk a not in them:mad:


Were they having those little squabbles?

qsducks;996141 wrote: Were they having those little squabbles?


noooooooooo they got a little slack in doing things around the house..i lost my temper. i raised hell..threatened them all..and got a little done around here without it all being on me..

guppy;996143 wrote: noooooooooo they got a little slack in doing things around the house..i lost my temper. i raised hell..threatened them all..and got a little done around here without it all being on me..


I'm nicknaming you the "hammer":wah:

oh and i shot the neighbors dog..after years and years of keeping my little dogs locked up in the backyard i let them out today..sat on the front steps and waited...as soon as the two big mongrels stepped in my yard from across the street..i killed one..the other hightailed it back across the road before i could get a good aim..his hours are numbered.i feed my tomcat at night on my ,,,,MY front porch..the ))(*&&^^ comes over here everynight and empties the food bowl after hodges gets done..tonight will be his last cat food supper...:sneaky::mad:

guppy;996143 wrote: noooooooooo they got a little slack in doing things around the house..i lost my temper. i raised hell..threatened them all..and got a little done around here without it all being on me..


I so remember those days, when I raised hell, my teen son moved!

If you continue to not do this or that.............get out or be put out!:-5

qsducks;996145 wrote: I'm nicknaming you the "hammer":wah:


:wah::wah::wah::wah:



You are too funny..today has just been one of those days..:-5

I call it the "get your freaking a$$ moving now" routine.

Odie;996150 wrote: I so remember those days, when I raised hell, my teen son moved!



If you continue to not do this or that.............get out or be put out!:-5


oh my god!! you must have heard me today....:pactually my ninteen year old had a old grill front thingy in the carport from a truck he no longer owns..i throw it in the bed of his new truck constantly..and he throws it back out in the yard..today i dragged it in his truck,,,scratching the *&^% of the side as i went...he raised hell.i calmly told him..if he removes it again..it will be put through his front windshield..he hauled it off....

Not being able to start my edger :-5:mad:

My lawn mower won't start and my yard looks like a safari:wah:

qsducks;996152 wrote: I call it the "get your freaking a$$ moving now" routine.


I always love the "if you don't like it then leave" routine. I can't quite use it on my 16yr old yet. :wah:

shelbell;996163 wrote: I always love the "if you don't like it then leave" routine. I can't quite use it on my 16yr old yet. :wah:


I use it on my 7 yr old:wah: Here, I will help you pack your bags but where are you going routine.

shelbell;996163 wrote: I always love the "if you don't like it then leave" routine. I can't quite use it on my 16yr old yet. :wah:


I used it many a time on my 18 year old, worked well, especially when he was working.............and has his own money to move out!:sneaky:

qsducks;996165 wrote: I use it on my 7 yr old:wah: Here, I will help you pack your bags but where are you going routine.


ahhhhhhhhhhhh thats scary to him!

bad mother, bad!

I'm almost out of gas in my truck.

qsducks;996162 wrote: My lawn mower won't start and my yard looks like a safari:wah:


you neat a goat!:wah:

qsducks;996165 wrote: I use it on my 7 yr old:wah: Here, I will help you pack your bags but where are you going routine.


I used to love it when my kids used to say "I'm just gonna run away"...I would tell them "ok, but just wait until morning so you can see where you're going". :wah::wah:

Odie;996171 wrote: you neat a goat!:wah:


Are you taking orders for goats? I could use one for my yard too!