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Carolly;909136 wrote: And he didnt even give me a free bit of bacon for it:(:sneaky:


was gonna post then but you've started me off again :wah::wah:

Carolly;908745 wrote: :-4:-4:-4;)


:yh_hugs:-4

kayleneaussie;908705 wrote: awwwwwwwww glad someone loves me :-4


I love you Sis! :-4

Hope6;909181 wrote: I love you Sis! :-4Shes being a drama queen....schhhhhhhhhh;)

Fuzzy put me on her list!! Woohoo!!!



My list



Jimbo - cos he needs to suffer being shut in with me



Nomad - never met a mad ninja scientist before so that would be nice :sneaky:



WW3 - just because she's my evil twin



Betty Boop - cos we'd talk all night..... again!!!



Abbey - provided there are no computer games in the house



Uncle Kram - for the puns and the sexy knees



Wisey - just because he is



Fuzzy Butt - cos she's brilliant and makes me laugh, wince and think



Spot - there'd always be something to talk about



K Snyder - a young man who drives racing cars - who could resist



Cherandbuster - cos she's got a filthy mind but a pure heart



Pinkchick - she's so sweet she might encourage the rest to behave!!!

Imladris;909208 wrote: Fuzzy put me on her list!! Woohoo!!!



My list



Jimbo - cos he needs to suffer being shut in with me



Nomad - never met a mad ninja scientist before so that would be nice :sneaky:



WW3 - just because she's my evil twin



Betty Boop - cos we'd talk all night..... again!!!



Abbey - provided there are no computer games in the house



Uncle Kram - for the puns and the sexy knees



Wisey - just because he is



Fuzzy Butt - cos she's brilliant and makes me laugh, wince and think



Spot - there'd always be something to talk about



K Snyder - a young man who drives racing cars - who could resist



Cherandbuster - cos she's got a filthy mind but a pure heart



Pinkchick - she's so sweet she might encourage the rest to behave!!!Those house members would be interesting......only fing Im worried about is Abbs....without games:-3:-2no doubt about it she wouldn't last in it....can you get the shakes for that?

Helen;909173 wrote: was gonna post then but you've started me off again :wah::wah:
Dont read it fgs woman and just tell us who you want with you.....shut yer eyes:rolleyes:;)

kathyellen = she can do the cooking

chezzie = her sense of humour would keep us all going

gill = agony aunty

kaz = one tutt from her would pull us into line

carol = with her shopping skills, the luxury budget would contain pie mash and lamb joints all on special offer.

kay = we could raid her stash of scotch

hope = for her tobacco growing, we'd always have a ciggie to smoke,

jimbo = for the pinny and white bits

Jj = to remind us of what we're missing on the outside

i know thats only nine but im thinkin about the rest !!:-2

Helen;909295 wrote: kathyellen = she can do the cooking

chezzie = her sense of humour would keep us all going

gill = agony aunty

kaz = one tutt from her would pull us into line

carol = with her shopping skills, the luxury budget would contain pie mash and lamb joints all on special offer.

kay = we could raid her stash of scotch

hope = for her tobacco growing, we'd always have a ciggie to smoke,

jimbo = for the pinny and white bits

Jj = to remind us of what we're missing on the outside


you leave my scotch alone:eek: like the bit about Hope the though...would never run out of ciggies;)

Helen;909295 wrote: kathyellen = she can do the cooking

chezzie = her sense of humour would keep us all going

gill = agony aunty

kaz = one tutt from her would pull us into line

carol = with her shopping skills, the luxury budget would contain pie mash and lamb joints all on special offer.

kay = we could raid her stash of scotch

hope = for her tobacco growing, we'd always have a ciggie to smoke,

jimbo = for the pinny and white bits

Jj = to remind us of what we're missing on the outside:wah::wah::wah::wah:

fuzzy butt = for teaching us about dexterity ( the use of our hands )

KS = cos jimbo and Jj need all the help they can get

last but not least me.................. cant think why but something will come to mind in a minit

Helen;909309 wrote: fuzzy butt = for teaching us about dexterity ( the use of our hands )

KS = cos jimbo and Jj need all the help they can get

last but not least me.................. cant think why but something will come to mind in a minitLove those reasons:wah::wah::wah:

Helen;909295 wrote: kathyellen = she can do the cooking

chezzie = her sense of humour would keep us all going

gill = agony aunty

kaz = one tutt from her would pull us into line

carol = with her shopping skills, the luxury budget would contain pie mash and lamb joints all on special offer.

kay = we could raid her stash of scotch

hope = for her tobacco growing, we'd always have a ciggie to smoke,

jimbo = for the pinny and white bits

Jj = to remind us of what we're missing on the outside


:wah::wah: well that's sweet of you to include me darlin!

i'll bring plenty of tobacco for lots of ciggies! :wah::wah:

kayleneaussie;909298 wrote: you leave my scotch alone:eek: like the bit about Hope the though...would never run out of ciggies;)


:wah::wah::wah:

Hope6;909399 wrote: :wah::wah: well that's sweet of you to include me darlin!

i'll bring plenty of tobacco for lots of ciggies! :wah:EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE........:sneaky::-5

Carolly;909402 wrote: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE........:sneaky::-5


Well the producers provide a 'smokers' area phthththththth:p

G#Gill;909404 wrote: Well the producers provide a 'smokers' area phthththththth:p
Well Im the producer and I aint:sneaky:

Carolly;909405 wrote: Well Im the producer and I aint:sneaky:


:p:p:p:p

Being the Producer I have had a Board meeting with myself and me and myself have decided that we need to set out some rules and they are as follows.......

1.NO SMOKING

2.NO SWEARING

3.NO LAP DANCING BY GILL.

4.NO TRYING TO SHAG THE GEEZERS......................KAY

5.ABBS SORRY MATE BUT............NO GAMBLING

6.NO TALKING ABOUT FOOD.............KAZ

7.NO SITTING UP IN BED PLAYING THE SPOONS...............CHEZ

8.NO PEELING POTATOES IN BED..................HELEN

10.NO ASKING QUESTIONS............HOPE

11. NO WINDING UP...............FUZZ

13.NO IRISH JIGS.............KATHY

13.NO TALKING ABOUT KIDS............DUCKY

14.NO BEING NASTY TO THE PRODUCER............WINKLE(WELL EVERYONE ALSO)

15.THE PRODUCER.....THATS ME:D MUST BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AN D OBEYED AT ALL TIMES

Carolly;909402 wrote: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE........:sneaky::-5


well i don't smoke myself, but anyone who does i guess will have to go outside or something! :D

Carolly;909412 wrote: Being the Producer I have had a Board meeting with myself and me and myself have decided that we need to set out some rules and they are as follows.......

1.NO SMOKING

2.NO SWEARING

3.NO LAP DANCING BY GILL.

4.NO TRYING TO SHAG THE GEEZERS......................KAY

5.ABBS SORRY MATE BUT............NO GAMBLING

6.NO TALKING ABOUT FOOD.............KAZ

7.NO SITTING UP IN BED PLAYING THE SPOONS...............CHEZ

8.NO PEELING POTATOES IN BED..................HELEN

10.NO ASKING QUESTIONS............HOPE

11. NO WINDING UP...............FUZZ

13.NO IRISH JIGS.............KATHY

13.NO TALKING ABOUT KIDS............DUCKY

14.NO BEING NASTY TO THE PRODUCER............WINKLE(WELL EVERYONE ALSO)

15.THE PRODUCER.....THATS ME:D MUST BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AN D OBEYED AT ALL TIMES


sooooooooooo i'm just restricted from asking questions right? so that means i can try number 3 and 4! :sneaky:

G'Day just having a look at wot u lot are up to I dont know leave u all alone for a minit and yer all playing up.Dont let that carol confuse u now.Read back as far as I could think I no wot its all about, could be wrong there tho lol.Are we allowed to sneak in a couple of outsiders, u no someone like Fabio we can have a bit of nice senery to look at, then again hes getting a bit long in the tooth aint he.Being my firts time on BB thread havta think who I would pick :-3:-3 so on with the thinking cap.

Where are u carol I can seee u there lol:sneaky::sneaky::wah::wah:

Carolly;909412 wrote: Being the Producer I have had a Board meeting with myself and me and myself have decided that we need to set out some rules and they are as follows.......

1.NO SMOKING

2.NO SWEARING

3.NO LAP DANCING BY GILL.

4.NO TRYING TO SHAG THE GEEZERS......................KAY

5.ABBS SORRY MATE BUT............NO GAMBLING

6.NO TALKING ABOUT FOOD.............KAZ

7.NO SITTING UP IN BED PLAYING THE SPOONS...............CHEZ

8.NO PEELING POTATOES IN BED..................HELEN

10.NO ASKING QUESTIONS............HOPE

11. NO WINDING UP...............FUZZ

13.NO IRISH JIGS.............KATHY

13.NO TALKING ABOUT KIDS............DUCKY

14.NO BEING NASTY TO THE PRODUCER............WINKLE(WELL EVERYONE ALSO)

15.THE PRODUCER.....THATS ME:D MUST BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AN D OBEYED AT ALL TIMES


Oh shut up ya old pommie bird.....YOUR SACKED:p

Carolly;909412 wrote: Being the Producer I have had a Board meeting with myself and me and myself have decided that we need to set out some rules and they are as follows.......

1.NO SMOKING

2.NO SWEARING

3.NO LAP DANCING BY GILL.

4.NO TRYING TO SHAG THE GEEZERS......................KAY

5.ABBS SORRY MATE BUT............NO GAMBLING

6.NO TALKING ABOUT FOOD.............KAZ

7.NO SITTING UP IN BED PLAYING THE SPOONS...............CHEZ

8.NO PEELING POTATOES IN BED..................HELEN

10.NO ASKING QUESTIONS............HOPE

11. NO WINDING UP...............FUZZ

13.NO IRISH JIGS.............KATHY

13.NO TALKING ABOUT KIDS............DUCKY

14.NO BEING NASTY TO THE PRODUCER............WINKLE(WELL EVERYONE ALSO)

15.THE PRODUCER.....THATS ME:D MUST BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AN D OBEYED AT ALL TIMES


So, let me get this straight....ONLY Gill can't lap dance....right???

There was nothing said about my pet spider monkeys....so I can bring them too...right???

:wah::wah::wah:

WonderWendy3;909439 wrote: So, let me get this straight....ONLY Gill can't lap dance....right???

There was nothing said about my pet spider monkeys....so I can bring them too...right???

:wah::wah::wah:


of course you can....shhhhhhh dont tell Carol though:sneaky:

kayleneaussie;909440 wrote: of course you can....shhhhhhh dont tell Carol though:sneaky:


Yayyyyyy!!! I can bring my spider monkeys!!!!



but I won't tell Carol!!.....:p

WonderWendy3;909448 wrote: Yayyyyyy!!! I can bring my spider monkeys!!!!



but I won't tell Carol!!.....:p


OMG SHHHHHHHHH:yh_rotfl

OK wots a spider monkey. : Think the old pommie bird has to much to say,hey Kay lol.

Ally;909457 wrote: OK wots a spider monkey. : Think the old pommie bird has to much to say,hey Kay lol.


i think their them straggley bits that we use bikini line stuff for:D

Ally;909457 wrote: OK wots a spider monkey. : Think the old pommie bird has to much to say,hey Kay lol.

ooooooops that pic turned out a bit big.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

eeekkkk my god kay thats a big spider monkey.lolthe stringy things:- chezzie good description but i still dont bloody no wot they are lol.:-5More information please heheheheh.

Ally;909466 wrote: eeekkkk my god kay thats a big spider monkey.lolthe stringy things:- chezzie good description but i still dont bloody no wot they are lol.:-5More information please heheheheh.

kayleneaussie;909461 wrote:


ahhh Kay thats a lovely pic of our Maj:D:wah:

kayleneaussie;909480 wrote:


that woman needs a good shave:wah::wah::wah:

Carol when she comes back and reads this :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;909482 wrote: that woman needs a good shave:wah::wah::wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;909483 wrote:

Carol when she comes back and reads this :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


heres Carol practicing for her first eviction interview:D

I pity all of y'all when Carol gets back here and reads all of this! :wah::wah::wah::wah:

WonderWendy3;909448 wrote: Yayyyyyy!!! I can bring my spider monkeys!!!!



but I won't tell Carol!!.....:p:sneaky:DONT FINK ABOUT IT LADY:-5:-5:sneaky:

kayleneaussie;909437 wrote: Oh shut up ya old pommie bird.....YOUR SACKED:pYou cant sack the bleedin Producer Mad Oz Bird.....now behave:sneaky::mad:

Ally;909431 wrote: G'Day just having a look at wot u lot are up to I dont know leave u all alone for a minit and yer all playing up.Dont let that carol confuse u now.Read back as far as I could think I no wot its all about, could be wrong there tho lol.Are we allowed to sneak in a couple of outsiders, u no someone like Fabio we can have a bit of nice senery to look at, then again hes getting a bit long in the tooth aint he.Being my firts time on BB thread havta think who I would pick :-3:-3 so on with the thinking cap.Ali...............if you intend to come into the house please note..............the lovely one(me) has to be obeyed at all times and will not tolerate your doing the can can on the table with no knickers on ........please note:sneaky::rolleyes:

Carolly;909524 wrote: You cant sack the bleedin Producer Mad Oz Bird.....now behave:sneaky::mad:


Hello Miss producer lady...oh may I jus say your looking bloody ravishing today...Made your fav scan while you were out, pie mash n liquor, followed by ice cream :p...Just warm it up for you sweetie....Need your feet rubbing or maybe a bikini wax

kayleneaussie;909453 wrote: OMG SHHHHHHHHH:yh_rotfl
You aint in yet lady and yer up for nomination :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;909462 wrote: ooooooops that pic turned out a bit big.:yh_rotfl::sneaky::-5:-5ABIT????:-5

Chezzie;909479 wrote: ahhh Kay thats a lovely pic of our Maj:D:wah:Your contract is going to be be reviewed please note..........the Producer will not tolerate this type of insult................in other words............pack it on or I will bleedin give you a right hander:sneaky::mad::-5