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Imladris;528633 wrote: Miriam Margoyles (hee hee)


Oh yeah, miriam, she's kinda cool, hangs out around the tops of churches I hear! :wah:

Pinky;528829 wrote: There should be..I'm going to bring my camera!


i hope its insured any one takes pictures of me their camera normally stop working :wah: :wah:

This is definetly going to be interesting.

Dear immy, what will you be wearing? Any chance the girls will get some milkmaid outfits for us? I wont be there, but in spirit, in spirit! :wah:

Galbally;529792 wrote: This is definetly going to be interesting.



Dear immy, what will you be wearing? Any chance the girls will get some milkmaid outfits for us? I wont be there, but in spirit, in spirit! :wah:


Yes I'm sure we can be persuaded to dress up for you.



I think the naughty nurse may bring back bad memories for you so how about if we try the librarian - you know, with the hair up, glasses, tightly buttoned blouse and then by magic the glasses come off, the hair comes down and the blouse buttons just pop off.



Or what about the teacher with the cane ready to discipline you.



Or the rampant air hostess who drags you into the loos to join the mile high club.











Or you could just pinch yourself, find out your dreaming and just enjoy the photos of us all with glass in hand and mad grins on our faces!!:)

Imladris;529843 wrote: Yes I'm sure we can be persuaded to dress up for you.



I think the naughty nurse may bring back bad memories for you so how about if we try the librarian - you know, with the hair up, glasses, tightly buttoned blouse and then by magic the glasses come off, the hair comes down and the blouse buttons just pop off.



Or what about the teacher with the cane ready to discipline you.



Or the rampant air hostess who drags you into the loos to join the mile high club.











Or you could just pinch yourself, find out your dreaming and just enjoy the photos of us all with glass in hand and mad grins on our faces!!:)


LIBRARIAN PLEASE! OH MAMA! :wah:

*note to self - librarian works every time. remember to visit Ireland without hubby and take glasses*

Hamster;529893 wrote: Do you think you ought to lay off the drugs now Gal??? :-3


I wish I could, they wont let me! heheheheh! :wah:



Oh dear, she may have a point!

Imladris;529920 wrote: *note to self - librarian works every time. remember to visit Ireland without hubby and take glasses*


And a library as well of course.

Hamster;530273 wrote: Maybe a nice herbal tea or summat calming? :-3


Don't fret, I am fine, (well, as fine as I normally am? ). Seriously I love library women, they are sexy, its that whole crossover of women and books!

Hamster;530311 wrote: Ooh blimey that is a little more detail than I needed! :wah:


Then we shall speak of it no more.

Hamster;530353 wrote: NO I was only joking....I'm bored and it is nice to hear others people's perversions...um I mean preferences! :wah: :-3


Books are not perversions (well unless they are about perversions), I mean I am not into books and women together in some strange way (that I can't even really work out how that would work), I just like the girl, the library, the books, the studying, the whole package. :-4

Hamster;530362 wrote: :yh_rotfl Backpeddling somewhat hey??


No, not at all, I honestly don't see how a book could be used to improve the act of love as a physical object? :wah: I can talk about other more specific ideas if you like, you know, milk maids, French waitresses, naughty nurses, even naughtier teachers, sciency girls, oh there is a whole world of interesting women out there. Is this gonna turn into one of those nights, because I am still in recovery, I don't wanna go into a relapse. :wah:

Hamster;530375 wrote: Oh that's cool!! See my avatar? I am in recovery too! Lets talk sex!

Maybe we need to get more imaginative??? :-3


Did you change it, I still see the pretty hamster one? OK, we can talk sex, but I am warning you, don't send me over the edge, I am on too many drugs at the moment! :wah:

Pinky;530381 wrote: You could always use one for a slap on the butt!:wah:


BOUT BLOODY TIME!



Are you alright pinks, I was a getting a bit worried.

Pinky;530381 wrote: You could always use one for a slap on the butt!:wah:


Yeah, guess so, but not encylopedia britanica maybe?? Perhaps 101 Days of Sodom by De Sade would be more appropriate!!!! :wah:

Hamster;530390 wrote: Ooh this sounds better all the time..what would it take to send you over the edge?

Prettty nurses in a library???


Maybe, or maybe a red haired warrior woman, coming down the hill, hair flying, nice bum, glint in the eye, ready for combat. Hmmnmnnnn, perhaps I should calm down, I think the celtic gene is coming out again....

Hamster;530394 wrote: Or the Kama Sutra?? That is about all its good for?


I know, most of those positions are rubbish, well some of em anyway, and god knows I've tried, maybe if I was double jointed.

Hamster;530404 wrote: And would she be holding a book and winking at you?


Now we are in Galbally country. :rolleyes:

Pinky;530397 wrote: What, about little ole me?:o

Sorry, I had to nip out for a bit, didn't expect to be long!

What did I miss?


Yeah, just a bit overprotective, oh not much really, we are going to talk about sex, is that alright? Hmmmmn???

Pinky;530409 wrote: LMAO!!! Now you're talking, that's more like it!:D


I do like talking don't I?, its the martial spirit I like, and the glint of cold steel, held my a pale hand with a warm heart, yep, I'm getting warmed up now!

Hamster;530411 wrote: And oh my word..she wants to talk to you about time and the universe whilst getting naked!


Stop it, or I will have problems.........erm..............concentrating.

Pinky;530421 wrote: Don't worry, I think maybe she wants to handle your weapon:sneaky:


Now look you, I am in recovery right, so don't be having me going into palpitations with your womanly ways, I am as weak as a kitten! But then again, don't stop, I will see how long I can handle it (the thread)! I have to pop out for a while though so don't want to get you girls too worked up either, also this is immy's thread, I hope she is interested in sex-related issues as well. :wah:

hey guys how about you stop the aimless twittering and ask immy some questions its spozed to be a torture thread ya know :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :wah:

Pinky;530430 wrote: I don't think she'll mind somehow!;)

Weak as a kitten? Aw, poor Gally! You need some stroking, hehehe!


Well, maybe a little tickle then. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr. :rolleyes:

jimbo;530438 wrote: hey guys how about you stop the aimless twittering and ask immy some questions its spozed to be a torture thread ya know :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :wah:


Forget it jimbo, these girls are on a misson, its sink or swim here, you better grab a seat and get involved!