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Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:40 am**

Grumpaz;497202 wrote: Nothing is so beautiful as ...

...Nomad sleeping with his teddy bear.

The most ridiculous thing I've seen is.......................

......8 Reindeer flying through the sky pulling a fat guy in a sleigh!!

Christmas is over, now is the time to......................

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:43 am**

WonderWendy3;497307 wrote: ......8 Reindeer flying through the sky pulling a fat guy in a sleigh!!

Christmas is over, now is the time to......................

head for the sales and spend even more money I haven't got :-5

Why does the film ET always............

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:46 am**

theia;497311 wrote: head for the sales and spend even more money I haven't got :-5

Why does the film ET always............

.......make me cry??

Drew Berrymore sure has.................

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:14 am**

WonderWendy3;497314 wrote: .......make me cry??

Drew Berrymore sure has.................

inspired me. :-6

Last night....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:30 am**

pompom;497353 wrote: ...

Good King Wenceslas looked ...

Rather silly, once the Feast of Stephen was over.

If life gives you lemons.....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:36 am**

pompom;497377 wrote:

I'm looking forward to ...

The chance to start all over at the New Year

Why is it that....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:06 pm**

Marie5656;497379 wrote:

I'm looking forward to ...

The chance to start all over at the New Year

Why is it that....

...Man looking at me?? (Ha!!)

To be or not to be, that is.................

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:19 pm**

WonderWendy3;497421 wrote: The chance to start all over at the New Year

Why is it that....

...Man looking at me?? (Ha!!)

To be or not to be, that is.................

To be or not to be , that is not even a question..yea, i am a fish...

i snuck to the store and bought ....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:30 pm**

Pinky;497604 wrote: ..a copy of 'Fly Fishing' by J. R. Hartley:D

I never know...

if its sexy or disgusting to have a VPL!? :sneaky:

When does Mrs Santa................................... :wah:

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:16 pm**

Pinky;497615 wrote: ...

You should never...

laugh at a duck

why bother.....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:24 pm**

why bother.....

...............when nobody gives a hoot anyway.

When in doubt..............

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:25 pm**

Grumpaz;497671 wrote: When in doubt..............

Pretend you know what you are doing.

Never give up.....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:12 pm**

Never give up the boat , it might just float.

Dont ever tell....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:15 pm**

guppy;497717 wrote: Dont ever tell....

my husband what I do when I am here. He thinks I am playing solitaire.

I've fallen and.......

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:16 pm**

Marie5656;497718 wrote: my husband what I do when I am here. He thinks I am playing solitaire.

I've fallen and.......

...this floor is really dirty!!!

Don't break the.....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:31 pm**

WonderWendy3;497720 wrote: ...

Don't break the.....

the piggy bank open just for a penny...take a couple of dollars.

Where do I go to.....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:52 pm**

Marie5656;497744 wrote: the piggy bank open just for a penny...take a couple of dollars.

Where do I go to.....

Cash in my hedgehogs?

Can I get a rebate on....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:54 pm**

RedGlitter;497759 wrote: Cash in my hedgehogs? i held a hedge hog before....they are cool little critters...

Can I get a rebate on....

on just about everything lately.

nomad is

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:59 pm**

guppy;497761 wrote: on just about everything lately.

nomad is

a legend around here.

When milk comes out my nose....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:31 pm**

RedGlitter;497763 wrote: a legend around here.

When milk comes out my nose....

I then eat my cereal. :sneaky:

Under my bed....

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:30 am**

pompom;497779 wrote: ... is a stranger to the vacuum cleaner

Fried bacon and eggs are ...

usually greasy.

When I wake up I............................

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:22 am**

onsekiz;497867 wrote: ....

My biggest...

fear is that someday I will have to get out of here and get some work done.

Hey, look over there...what is......

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:06 am**

Marie5656;497913 wrote: fear is that someday I will have to get out of here and get some work done.

Hey, look over there...what is......

that big black hairy thing crawling towards your foot? :-3

Anyone who burns the candle at both ends is probably............

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:24 am**

Mustang;498043 wrote: that big black hairy thing crawling towards your foot? :-3

Anyone who burns the candle at both ends is probably............

alot of fun to be around untill they go up in a puff of smoke .

The last time i cleaned out my closet was...

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:27 am**

guppy;498068 wrote: alot of fun to be around untill they go up in a puff of smoke .

The last time i cleaned out my closet was...

...umm when I converted it into a bathroom!!!

Who's that walking down the..............

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:29 am**

guppy;498068 wrote: alot of fun to be around untill they go up in a puff of smoke .

The last time i cleaned out my closet was...

when poodle skirts were in fashion!

AND I found one!

Wouldn't it be funny if............

Attached files

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:06 am**

pompom;498080 wrote: ... poodle skirts came back into fashion

If only someone would invent ...

a self cleaning house! :wah:

the last time I went to...

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:33 am**

........... McDonald's I was suprised to see how many "healthier" options they're selling. GOOD NEWS!

If I had only an hour to make dinner for company, I'd prepare.................

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:39 am**

Lulu2;498133 wrote: ........... McDonald's I was suprised to see how many "healthier" options they're selling. GOOD NEWS!

If I had only an hour to make dinner for company, I'd prepare.................

bacon wrapped filet mignon, tossed salad, home fries and italian bread

When unexpected company drops by, I............

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:45 am**

pompom;498145 wrote: ...an alternative plan ... to go out instead.

When the going gets tough ...

drink lots of beer! :wah:

I wish I could....

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:25 pm**

sunny104;498149 wrote:

I wish I could....

..think of something really witty to say here.

You know it is going to be a bad day when.....

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:02 pm**

Marie5656;498215 wrote: ..think of something really witty to say here.

You know it is going to be a bad day when.....

...Your car won't start, your late for work, and your cell phone has been chewed up by your dog and lying in front yard, and wouldn't have found it if someone wasn't calling you to see when you are coming to work!:-1 (TRUE STORY!!)

I love to go outside in the............

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:07 pm**

jesse b;498249 wrote: in the snow nude

when its dark i......

.....run around in the snow nude....Ha (not really!!)

When I was walking through the garden today...............

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:18 pm**

When I was walking through the garden today...............

........I stepped on 2 snails, three slugs, and a partridge in a pear tree.

The grass is always greener.....................

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:26 pm**

Grumpaz;498254 wrote: When I was walking through the garden today...............

........I stepped on 2 snails, three slugs, and a partridge in a pear tree.

The grass is always greener.....................

in someone elses's yard.

Maybe today is a good day to.....

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:26 pm**

Grumpaz;498254 wrote: When I was walking through the garden today...............

........I stepped on 2 snails, three slugs, and a partridge in a pear tree.

The grass is always greener.....................

Where the septic tank is in the YARD!!

I know this is going to be a duplicate.....

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:52 pm**

............but don't drink and drive!

Someday, I'm going to buy a................

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:20 pm**

Brand new Car?

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a.........

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:54 pm**

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a.........

Sex and rock-n-roll kinda gal

If you play, you...

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:24 am**

Rain;498584 wrote: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a.........

Sex and rock-n-roll kinda gal

If you play, you...

.....must let me win

If you but knew....

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:04 am**

If you but knew....

the truth of the matter you'd know I was lying

I need a pair of...

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