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have you chosen a baby's name yet:D

have got a pram:D

have you got a high chair

did west brom win

why is it so much fun torturing people on the ask .. thread

why are you and i the only people that answer all their questions:D

how many questions will i have to ask you till i've got my own back

be honest did your heart sink when you saw that someone had bumped this thread

How are you this evening Hambone? :-6

who has the most people wanting to join in the torture on their thread ... i think i'm in trouble the americans will be joining in soon but the ozzys are still in bed ... igal , wonder wendy 3 , pinky will torture me for sure but who i wonder will join me torturing you :sneaky: :sneaky: who wants to torture the hamster mwaaaooooh mwaaaooohhh

Does torturing a Hammy carry a criminal conviction? Or an on the spot fine?



Hammy, has the baby spent much time dancing on your bladder yet or is that still to come?



Has OM got any idea of what he's letting himself in for with a new baby? (bless)



If you were to be tortured what method would you prefer? And by whom?





Hammy, why do I love this sort of thread sooooo much?

I will ask you the same question I asked jimbo, lets see who answers first.

what two coins equal thirty cents and one is not a nickle?

Hamster;523501 wrote: Ok...



Yes it involves running nekkid through Birmingham centre, yes all blummin day..(I should have shares in Andrex), er..no I don't think so? Then...."death by sex" for sure and lastly because you are bored and like to annoy me?





















ok that is probably THE strangest post I have ever written!


:yh_rotfl You're in kahoots with Nomad aren't you??



'Death by sex' hey that sounds like a heavenly pudding!

jimbo;523406 wrote: why are you and i the only people that answer all their questions:D
I'm lucky that FINALLY people ask me almost nothing :wah:

Uncle Kram;523691 wrote: I'm lucky that FINALLY people ask me almost nothing :wah:


Could be sorted. :sneaky:

Betty Boop;523700 wrote: Could be sorted. :sneaky:
That wasn't a prompt. I don't have the energy at my age

Uncle Kram;523706 wrote: That wasn't a prompt. I don't have the energy at my age


Crap! :wah:

what are you having for breaky

What is the difference between a horse and donkey?

Hammy, why did i do it??

I find myself in a bit of a predicament, i have an interview for a job at 4pm today, i told a few porkie pies on my application form but i can't remember what i said :-3 Do i try to blag it or admit Suzy was a naughty girl that extended the truth somewhat

Hammy,

Hair up or down for the interview??????

Hamster;524209 wrote: Dear Suzy B,

How important is the job? And just how much did you porkie pie?


Job not so important, just really for self estem and have life other than Jim and Kids housework etc

Big Porkies..... Invented new job, have gained a qualification without sitting exam....:-5

Hamster;524211 wrote: Dear Suzy B,

Hair down for sure!


Is the frizzy afro look in???????

HEEELLLLPPPPP

Just tried on my smart clothes and they don't fir, i've put on so much weight since my back went, what am i going to do??? Do you think i could wear jeans to an interview? :-5 :-5 :-5

Easy question from me, seeing as how I haven't seen you in a while. How are you and OM doing lately?? :-6 I hope everything is going well!!