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tmbsgrl wrote: Thats you my dear! :-4


Aw how sweet of you.

Well, I'm a tomboy. Which guys likes tomboys?

Ha-and watch out for rose bushes too!


There are no fears there. But we do have stinging nettles (how did you find those, Minks?), and prickly thorny weeds that you only find when you step on them. Brambles that shred you to pieces while hanging on to your tender parts. Nothing like the beautiful countryside.:rolleyes: :-6

OpenMind wrote: There are no fears there. But we do have stinging nettles (how did you find those, Minks?), and prickly thorny weeds that you only find when you step on them. Brambles that shred you to pieces while hanging on to your tender parts. Nothing like the beautiful countryside.:rolleyes: :-6


Hever Castle, I was checking out a Photo opportunity and stepped off the path and got a good swipe of them across my shins. Bloody hell they stung, and made my legs go numb.

chonsigirl wrote: Well, I'm a tomboy. Which guys likes tomboys?


Both my Mum and one of my sisters were tomboys. Hence, I love tomboys.:-4

:-4 Oh, OM!

Pinky, slap on some glad rags! That's the only slap you'll get around here!

*yikes minks, those nettles sound prickly indeed!*

minks wrote: Hever Castle, I was checking out a Photo opportunity and stepped off the path and got a good swipe of them across my shins. Bloody hell they stung, and made my legs go numb.


I'm less allergic to them than when I was a kid. Never used to go numb though. I felt the itching wherever I'd been stung constantly. You were lucky not to get that infernal itching.

OpenMind wrote: I'm less allergic to them than when I was a kid. Never used to go numb though. I felt the itching wherever I'd been stung constantly. You were lucky not to get that infernal itching.


You might wanna check out that itching. I've seen how you act in here.:yh_shame

YZGI wrote: You might wanna check out that itching. I've seen how you act in here.:yh_shame


Hey, YZGI. Are you wagging your finger at me! I can't help it if I itch. Comes with the territory.

sunny104 wrote: awww! you can go first....


I would'nt have it any other way.

:yh_flower

OpenMind wrote: Hey, YZGI. Are you wagging your finger at me! I can't help it if I itch. Comes with the territory.


Well I reckon when you have an itch ya gotta scratch it.

Pinky wrote: :yh_sweat :yh_peace


Pinky.

Pinky wrote: :-3 Oh, I am terrible - traumatising poor guys by telling them that they are the object of my desire, haha!
Were not too worried about the desire. A rub and a tug would do.

YZGI wrote: Were not too worried about the desire. A rub and a tug would do.


Hahahaha you men are so easy to please

minks wrote: Hahahaha you men are so easy to please
Yup a two way street would sure simplify things a might.

YZGI wrote: Yup a two way street would sure simplify things a might.


are you suggesting us women should be easy too??? Gasp!!! Nooooooo wayyyyyy

YZGI wrote: Well I reckon when you have an itch ya gotta scratch it.


I find it's a compulsion.

minks wrote: are you suggesting us women should be easy too??? Gasp!!! Nooooooo wayyyyyy
Thats exacly what I'm suggesting. Just think, us guys could sit around drinking beer, smoking cigs. Flick a finger, take a look, lick our lips and boom back to watching the football game and the little lady is happy as can be.

YZGI wrote: Thats exacly what I'm suggesting. Just think, us guys could sit around drinking beer, smoking cigs. Flick a finger, take a look, lick our lips and boom back to watching the football game and the little lady is happy as can be.


Go for it YZGI.

:yh_rotfl Jes can't see it happening somehow.:rolleyes:

Psst, Pinky, just get the wallet and let's go shopping.

OpenMind wrote: Go for it YZGI.

:yh_rotfl Jes can't see it happening somehow.:rolleyes:
oh did I forget to say, Then hand them a box of chocolates, then back to the football games. Theres your romance.:-4

OpenMind wrote: Go for it YZGI.

:yh_rotfl Jes can't see it happening somehow.:rolleyes:


and why not???

YZGI wrote: oh did I forget to say, Then hand them a box of chocolates, then back to the football games. Theres your romance.:-4
I don't have a sweet tooth...I'd rather be drinking beer.....:wah:

*munching on chocolates*

Well, they were sitting there by the remote!

Pinky wrote: *sigh* I was SO born in the wrong time.:rolleyes:
Ah heck Pinks (thats pinky and minks put together) I can be romantic. Just funner to be outrageous on here.

minks wrote: and why not???


Was it the chocs that persuaded ya?:D

flopstock wrote: Outrageous works...:p
Okay Flops I figured out your toilet seat lid deal. Just put a siren on the toilet lid. When its raised it goes off. If it is still going off after the man leaves the restroom, tell him to get his ass back in there and put it down.

OpenMind wrote: Was it the chocs that persuaded ya?:D


heck no it would be the good sex

minks wrote: heck no it would be the good sex


My my my!

May I say I HIGHLY recommend Ommmmm to the FG ladies? He's romantic and full of charm. :-4

And he certainly knows what he's doing, women! :guitarist

flopstock wrote: Wanta know how I've cured the habit in my guys? I just climb back into bed and spoon them... they do that instinctive 'alrighty then' tuck me in close and then.. eeeewww..



win win..:sneaky::yh_rotfl

flopstock wrote: Wanta know how I've cured the habit in my guys? I just climb back into bed and spoon them... they do that instinctive 'alrighty then' tuck me in close and then.. eeeewww..



win win..:sneaky:


Hey Floopy

How many guys do you have? :guitarist

minks wrote: heck no it would be the good sex


Well, I'm glad it wasn't the chocolates. That would have been corruption.

flopstock wrote: Wanta know how I've cured the habit in my guys? I just climb back into bed and spoon them... they do that instinctive 'alrighty then' tuck me in close and then.. eeeewww..



win win..:sneaky:


I don't use a spoon.

Now just wait a minute. This thread started out as a roll in the hay, now romance has been brought in. Since then I've had to buy chocolates and lost my wallet to the ladies for shopping. Just aint fair.