A Roll in the Hay, Anyone??

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:58 am

tmbsgrl wrote: Thats you my dear! :-4

Aw how sweet of you.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:02 pm

Well, I'm a tomboy. Which guys likes tomboys?

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:03 pm

Ha-and watch out for rose bushes too!

There are no fears there. But we do have stinging nettles (how did you find those, Minks?), and prickly thorny weeds that you only find when you step on them. Brambles that shred you to pieces while hanging on to your tender parts. Nothing like the beautiful countryside.:rolleyes: :-6

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:08 pm

OpenMind wrote: There are no fears there. But we do have stinging nettles (how did you find those, Minks?), and prickly thorny weeds that you only find when you step on them. Brambles that shred you to pieces while hanging on to your tender parts. Nothing like the beautiful countryside.:rolleyes: :-6

Hever Castle, I was checking out a Photo opportunity and stepped off the path and got a good swipe of them across my shins. Bloody hell they stung, and made my legs go numb.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:14 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Well, I'm a tomboy. Which guys likes tomboys?

Both my Mum and one of my sisters were tomboys. Hence, I love tomboys.:-4

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:16 pm

:-4 Oh, OM!

Pinky, slap on some glad rags! That's the only slap you'll get around here!

*yikes minks, those nettles sound prickly indeed!*

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:18 pm

minks wrote: Hever Castle, I was checking out a Photo opportunity and stepped off the path and got a good swipe of them across my shins. Bloody hell they stung, and made my legs go numb.

I'm less allergic to them than when I was a kid. Never used to go numb though. I felt the itching wherever I'd been stung constantly. You were lucky not to get that infernal itching.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:21 pm

OpenMind wrote: I'm less allergic to them than when I was a kid. Never used to go numb though. I felt the itching wherever I'd been stung constantly. You were lucky not to get that infernal itching.

You might wanna check out that itching. I've seen how you act in here.:yh_shame

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:25 pm

YZGI wrote: You might wanna check out that itching. I've seen how you act in here.:yh_shame

Hey, YZGI. Are you wagging your finger at me! I can't help it if I itch. Comes with the territory.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:26 pm

sunny104 wrote: awww! you can go first....

I would'nt have it any other way.

:yh_flower

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:29 pm

OpenMind wrote: Hey, YZGI. Are you wagging your finger at me! I can't help it if I itch. Comes with the territory.

Well I reckon when you have an itch ya gotta scratch it.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:52 pm

Pinky wrote: :yh_sweat :yh_peace

Pinky.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:00 pm

Pinky wrote: :-3 Oh, I am terrible - traumatising poor guys by telling them that they are the object of my desire, haha!

Were not too worried about the desire. A rub and a tug would do.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:03 pm

YZGI wrote: Were not too worried about the desire. A rub and a tug would do.

Hahahaha you men are so easy to please

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:08 pm

minks wrote: Hahahaha you men are so easy to please
Yup a two way street would sure simplify things a might.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:10 pm

YZGI wrote: Yup a two way street would sure simplify things a might.

are you suggesting us women should be easy too??? Gasp!!! Nooooooo wayyyyyy

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:17 pm

YZGI wrote: Well I reckon when you have an itch ya gotta scratch it.

I find it's a compulsion.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:17 pm

minks wrote: are you suggesting us women should be easy too??? Gasp!!! Nooooooo wayyyyyy
Thats exacly what I'm suggesting. Just think, us guys could sit around drinking beer, smoking cigs. Flick a finger, take a look, lick our lips and boom back to watching the football game and the little lady is happy as can be.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:22 pm

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:24 pm

YZGI wrote: Thats exacly what I'm suggesting. Just think, us guys could sit around drinking beer, smoking cigs. Flick a finger, take a look, lick our lips and boom back to watching the football game and the little lady is happy as can be.

Go for it YZGI.

:yh_rotfl Jes can't see it happening somehow.:rolleyes:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:24 pm

Psst, Pinky, just get the wallet and let's go shopping.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:27 pm

OpenMind wrote: Go for it YZGI.

:yh_rotfl Jes can't see it happening somehow.:rolleyes:
oh did I forget to say, Then hand them a box of chocolates, then back to the football games. Theres your romance.:-4

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:30 pm

OpenMind wrote: Go for it YZGI.

:yh_rotfl Jes can't see it happening somehow.:rolleyes:

and why not???

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:31 pm

YZGI wrote: oh did I forget to say, Then hand them a box of chocolates, then back to the football games. Theres your romance.:-4
I don't have a sweet tooth...I'd rather be drinking beer.....:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:32 pm

*munching on chocolates*

Well, they were sitting there by the remote!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:32 pm

Pinky wrote: *sigh* I was SO born in the wrong time.:rolleyes:
Ah heck Pinks (thats pinky and minks put together) I can be romantic. Just funner to be outrageous on here.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:38 pm

minks wrote: and why not???

Was it the chocs that persuaded ya?:D

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:39 pm

flopstock wrote: Outrageous works...:p
Okay Flops I figured out your toilet seat lid deal. Just put a siren on the toilet lid. When its raised it goes off. If it is still going off after the man leaves the restroom, tell him to get his ass back in there and put it down.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:54 pm

OpenMind wrote: Was it the chocs that persuaded ya?:D

heck no it would be the good sex

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:05 pm

minks wrote: heck no it would be the good sex

My my my!

May I say I HIGHLY recommend Ommmmm to the FG ladies? He's romantic and full of charm. :-4

And he certainly knows what he's doing, women! :guitarist

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:12 pm

flopstock wrote: Wanta know how I've cured the habit in my guys? I just climb back into bed and spoon them... they do that instinctive 'alrighty then' tuck me in close and then.. eeeewww..

win win..:sneaky::yh_rotfl

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:12 pm

flopstock wrote: Wanta know how I've cured the habit in my guys? I just climb back into bed and spoon them... they do that instinctive 'alrighty then' tuck me in close and then.. eeeewww..

win win..:sneaky:

Hey Floopy

How many guys do you have? :guitarist

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:13 pm

minks wrote: heck no it would be the good sex

Well, I'm glad it wasn't the chocolates. That would have been corruption.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:14 pm

flopstock wrote: Wanta know how I've cured the habit in my guys? I just climb back into bed and spoon them... they do that instinctive 'alrighty then' tuck me in close and then.. eeeewww..

win win..:sneaky:

I don't use a spoon.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:18 pm

Now just wait a minute. This thread started out as a roll in the hay, now romance has been brought in. Since then I've had to buy chocolates and lost my wallet to the ladies for shopping. Just aint fair.