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.. driveway and crapped himself when he saw the expression on the face of Aussiepam who'd stomped on the brakes and then stomped on him. Who the f&^k do you lot think you bloody are, pawning my diamonds!!! From her cleavage she pulled out her trusty uzi and ...

-------Looked at it and exclaimed "What the &@#% do I think I am doing?' With that, she threw the uzi down to the ground, turned to Nomad and said.....

Marie5656 wrote: -------Looked at it and exclaimed "What the &@#% do I think I am doing?' With that, she threw the uzi down to the ground, turned to Nomad and said.....


Marry me, my Darling and I promise never ever to stomp on you again... but the tooth fairy (who had just finished nuking Iran before they nuked her) ..

AussiePam wrote: Marry me, my Darling and I promise never ever to stomp on you again... but the tooth fairy (who had just finished nuking Iran before they nuked her) ..


NO WAY Aussie Pammie Girlie. This tinfoil head belongs to me. With that she waved her wand again and Nomad..................

Grumpaz wrote: NO WAY Aussie Pammie Girlie. This tinfoil head belongs to me. With that she waved her wand again and Nomad..................


vanished in a puff of pink smoke only to reappear miles away in..........

chocoholic wrote: vanished in a puff of pink smoke only to reappear miles away in..........


The Emerald Green Land of Oz. He was immediatly surrounded my tiny little people, and then a beautiful witch appeared. She asked him "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?".....

Marie5656 wrote: The Emerald Green Land of Oz. He was immediatly surrounded my tiny little people, and then a beautiful witch appeared. She asked him "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?".....


To which he replied...."I'm a samwitch, a nice baloney samwitch. The witch's eyes gleamed with glee and she grabbed Nomad and...............................

Grumpaz wrote: To which he replied...."I'm a samwitch, a nice baloney samwitch. The witch's eyes gleamed with glee and she grabbed Nomad and...............................


she dragged him off to a nice quiet place where they could.......

weber wrote: she dragged him off to a nice quiet place where they could.......


...have a picnic together. Unfortunately it looked as tho Nomad was the main course on the menu until.........

Grumpaz wrote: ...have a picnic together. Unfortunately it looked as tho Nomad was the main course on the menu until.........


.. she realised that the baloney samwitch had butter on it.... With a steroid enhanced scream, the tooth fairy immediately ..

AussiePam wrote: .. she realised that the baloney samwitch had butter on it.... With a steroid enhanced scream, the tooth fairy immediately ..


stepped onto her scales and screamed to Nomad, "I've gained 5lbs. and it's all your fault!"

Nomad grinned and said............

chocoholic wrote: stepped onto her scales and screamed to Nomad, "I've gained 5lbs. and it's all your fault!"

Nomad grinned and said............


....Sing, fat lady, sing and I'll be free to go........

Grumpaz wrote: ....Sing, fat lady, sing and I'll be free to go........




......Then everything went silent, and everypne turned to face Nomad...

He took off his tin hat, and the RED duck tape and said in a loud voice so all of the Emerald City could hear "There's NO place like Home!!" And the tooth Fairy waved her wand and..........POOF! The entire FG gang was awakened from the nightmarish dream that had taken them on a long ride. Looking around the black and white room, Nomad said.........

Rain wrote: He took off his tin hat, and the RED duck tape and said in a loud voice so all of the Emerald City could hear "There's NO place like Home!!" And the tooth Fairy waved her wand and..........POOF! The entire FG gang was awakened from the nightmarish dream that had taken them on a long ride. Looking around the black and white room, Nomad said.........


OMG, where's my tinfoil hat and my RED duct tape. I will perish without it. Everyone looked around the stark black and white room and suddenly discovered....................

Grumpaz wrote: OMG, where's my tinfoil hat and my RED duct tape. I will perish without it. Everyone looked around the stark black and white room and suddenly discovered....................


Nomad's tinfoil hat and RED duct tape were riding off in, you guessed, it a........

weber wrote: Nomad's tinfoil hat and RED duct tape were riding off in, you guessed, it a........




Giant Hot Air Balloon. At this, Nomad turned to the crowd and said...my work here is done. He clicked his heels together three times and POOF..was gone in a puff of smoke, never to be seen again.



THE END

Time for a new story.

As Marie entered the restaurant, she noticed 3 famous people seated at the bar, she turned to Grumpaz and said...................

chocoholic wrote: As Marie entered the restaurant, she noticed 3 famous people seated at the bar, she turned to Grumpaz and said...................
"look Grumpaz, 3 famous people are seated at the bar! And it looks like they're about to...."

sunny104 wrote: "look Grumpaz, 3 famous people are seated at the bar! And it looks like they're about to...."


...........Ask us for OUR autographs?.......

Marie quickly searched for her pen that had printed on the side 'to be used for autographs only' and with a big grin on her face................

...looked at the 3 famous people and said, "Yep! That's right! We're FG'rs. Now gimme that paper and let us sign your autograph books." As she reached out....

Rain wrote: ...looked at the 3 famous people and said, "Yep! That's right! We're FG'rs. Now gimme that paper and let us sign your autograph books." As she reached out....


to George Clooney (one of the famous people) she noticed that he had a cotton hanging from his jacket, so she gave it a yank and....................

chocoholic wrote: to George Clooney (one of the famous people) she noticed that he had a cotton hanging from his jacket, so she gave it a yank and....................


...........exposed his.........

woppy71 wrote: ...........exposed his.........
gun! As soon as she saw it she started to.....

sunny104 wrote: gun! As soon as she saw it she started to.....


....jump up and down and clap her hands and shout " A gun!!! A gun!!! Georgie has brought his gun!!!!". At this point Mr. Clooney..................

... snatched back his gun and proceeded to squirt her in the face with it. Because it was really a water gun. Marie cried out......

Rain wrote: ... snatched back his gun and proceeded to squirt her in the face with it. Because it was really a water gun. Marie cried out......


.......It's vodka! Its vodka!! she began to beg for more, then......

woppy71 wrote: .......It's vodka! Its vodka!! she began to beg for more, then......


...Grumpaz grabbed her by the arm and told her she knows she' not supposed to drink Vodka because it makes her.........................

Grumpaz wrote: ...Grumpaz grabbed her by the arm and told her she knows she' not supposed to drink Vodka because it makes her.........................
amorous. As Grumpaz spoke she realised that Marie had climbed onto the lap of Brad Pitt who was with George. "Oh Brad!", sighed Marie, "Take me away from all this and..............................

chocoholic wrote: amorous. As Grumpaz spoke she realised that Marie had climbed onto the lap of Brad Pitt who was with George. "Oh Brad!", sighed Marie, "Take me away from all this and..............................
bring Brad because I've never....

sunny104 wrote: bring Brad because I've never....


been out with anyone famous before apart from...................

chocoholic wrote: been out with anyone famous before apart from...................
"...Nomad, but he always has to wear that tin-foil hat out in public so we usually only went out at night and I'm hoping that with Brad and George I can..."

sunny104 wrote: "...Nomad, but he always has to wear that tin-foil hat out in public so we usually only went out at night and I'm hoping that with Brad and George I can..."


finally get to dress up in my finest outfit and show the world exactly what ..............................

... chocolate drippings look like on fine silk patterns ...

"Marie", Grumpaz exclaimed, "Behave yourself!"

"Why should I?" replied Marie, when you know that Trixie, my clairvoyent Chinchilla, has predicted that tonight...............................

chocoholic wrote: "Marie", Grumpaz exclaimed, "Behave yourself!"

"Why should I?" replied Marie, when you know that Trixie, my clairvoyent Chinchilla, has predicted that tonight...............................


....is the night for romance. Now who shall I choose? Will it be George, Brad, or.................

Grumpaz wrote: ....is the night for romance. Now who shall I choose? Will it be George, Brad, or.................
Elvis?

Then thought, what the heck and invited all 3 of them to the house so that she could...

sunny104 wrote: Elvis?

Then thought, what the heck and invited all 3 of them to the house so that she could...


give them each a Strawberry milkshake enema while they........

zinkyusa wrote: give them each a Strawberry milkshake enema while they........


Played Twister. Suddenly...

Fibonacci wrote: Played Twister. Suddenly...


...Brad lets out a shout as the milkshake begins to work and.............

Grumpaz wrote: ...Brad lets out a shout as the milkshake begins to work and.............




his foot slips on the Twister mat. "Help me Marie!, don't ...................

... don't inhale...

But the warning came too late, and Marie inhaled deeply. Then much to the horror and amazement of ther others she....

Marie5656 wrote: But the warning came too late, and Marie inhaled deeply. Then much to the horror and amazement of ther others she....


...she disappeared. But right before she vanished she had grabbed Grumpaz's arm, reusulting in.................

Grumpaz wrote: ...she disappeared. But right before she vanished she had grabbed Grumpaz's arm, reusulting in.................


Their being fused at the hip. Just as they got over the shock of being newly conjoined, They realized that they werent in Kansas Anymore! They were now in the realm of.............

Fibonacci wrote: Their being fused at the hip. Just as they got over the shock of being newly conjoined, They realized that they werent in Kansas Anymore! They were now in the realm of.............


..........total disbelief!!!! Marie got herself joined to Grumpaz'a bad hip so now they REALLY walk with a limp. "Well, Marie, just what does Trixie have to say about this?", cried Grumpaz as she tried to................

Grumpaz wrote: ..........total disbelief!!!! Marie got herself joined to Grumpaz'a bad hip so now they REALLY walk with a limp. "Well, Marie, just what does Trixie have to say about this?", cried Grumpaz as she tried to................


...free herself from this predicament. Marie looked around, for a way to help. She had a bad hip too. What a pair. She was not sure what Trixie would say, but she thought she heard a distintive chinchilla like giggle coming from the area of Trixie's cage.

That was enough...Marie turned to Grumpaz and said...."We have no choice, we need to call on....."

Marie5656 wrote: ...free herself from this predicament. Marie looked around, for a way to help. She had a bad hip too. What a pair. She was not sure what Trixie would say, but she thought she heard a distintive chinchilla like giggle coming from the area of Trixie's cage.

That was enough...Marie turned to Grumpaz and said...."We have no choice, we need to call on....."


.........Gil Grissom from CSI and let him solve this mystery. Perhaps he will let.............

Grumpaz wrote: .........Gil Grissom from CSI and let him solve this mystery. Perhaps he will let.............


.....Marie play with his microscope..:-4 ...but we digress....Maybe he will let his team help solve the mystery of the garden.

And they can answer all of the burning questions we have like..."Why does...."