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We need to pick a time and date, first! :p

G-man;1057906 wrote: We need to pick a time and date, first! :p


I'll gladly play, but right now I have to keep my winnings up close so I can pay out whoever wins the EG baby contest....and Gman, can you make your bet in English?:wah:

qsducks;1057908 wrote: I'll gladly play, but right now I have to keep my winnings up close so I can pay out whoever wins the EG baby contest....and Gman, can you make your bet in English?:wah:


:wah: I'll have a look at it again... if you need a $1,000 loan just let me know. I've got $40,000 loaned out, already. My rates are very reasonable.

G-man;1057911 wrote: :wah: I'll have a look at it again... if you need a $1,000 loan just let me know. I've got $40,000 loaned out, already. My rates are very reasonable.


You don't charge interest do you? Nah, I've got the dosh. Just a friendly wager going on.

qsducks;1057915 wrote: You don't charge interest do you? Nah, I've got the dosh. Just a friendly wager going on.


:yh_rotfl

Just let me know if you need it. You really did give all that money away didn't you? :p

G-man;1057928 wrote: :yh_rotfl

Just let me know if you need it. You really did give all that money away didn't you? :p


I'm waiting & then splurging it out for Christmas presents....you better all be good!:sneaky:

qsducks;1057932 wrote: I'm waiting & then splurging it out for Christmas presents....you better all be good!:sneaky:


Ah...

G-man;1057986 wrote: Ah...


Flirt:sneaky:

What??? I'm always good.

G-man;1058012 wrote: What??? I'm always good.


say what?:yh_rotfl

G-man;1057928 wrote: :yh_rotfl



Just let me know if you need it. You really did give all that money away didn't you? :p




Wait a minute here... are you telling me you guys did NOT give away your SH money?:-2

flopstock;1058117 wrote: Wait a minute here... are you telling me you guys did NOT give away your SH money?:-2


Not yet... :p

Who's up for a friendly game of Texas Hold 'Em?

It's too bad that we can't see other folk's stats... These are my stats currently.

G-man's Stats

Game Bet Won Percent

Blackjack 392455 397008 101%

Sports Betting 0 0 0%

Roulette 24 26 108%

Slots: Ninjas 282 295 105%

Lottery 10 0 0%

Slots: Fruit Machine 63 63 100%

Slots: Bars and 7s 27 21 78%

Video Poker 563 464 82%

Let 'em Ride 4511 4974 110%

Texas Holdem 136 256 188%

Your Stats

Game Bet Won Percent

Slots: Fruit Machine 734 545 74%

Lottery 22 0 0%

Slots: Bars and 7s 283 329 116%

Blackjack 167259 161019 96%

Let 'em Ride 83 0 0%

Slots: Ninjas 1271 1218 96%

Texas Holdem 0 0 0%

Video Poker 140 75 54%

Sports Betting 0 0 0%

How'd you get such a high percentage playing slots?

Good morning, gamblers!

What's up?

G-man;1059139 wrote: It's too bad that we can't see other folk's stats... These are my stats currently.

G-man's Stats

Game Bet Won Percent

Blackjack 392455 397008 101%

Sports Betting 0 0 0%

Roulette 24 26 108%

Slots: Ninjas 282 295 105%

Lottery 10 0 0%

Slots: Fruit Machine 63 63 100%

Slots: Bars and 7s 27 21 78%

Video Poker 563 464 82%

Let 'em Ride 4511 4974 110%

Texas Holdem 136 256 188%




this is why your the dealer!:yh_rotfl

koan's Stats

Game Bet Won Percent

Blackjack 151841 154493 102%

Sports Betting 0 0 0%

Roulette 571 440 77%

Lottery 2 0 0%

Slots: Fruit Machine 10 30 300%

Let 'em Ride 29836 29751 100%

Video Poker 63 67 106%

Texas Holdem 120 0 0%

I only have one in the red.

okay... i have 500 left... someone do the poker game before i lose the rest!:yh_rotfl

Let's go!

So where is everyone anyway?

G-man;1062610 wrote: So where is everyone anyway?


too late dear... i'm flat broke again...:yh_rotfl



on the up side i gave most of my money away this time rather then just lose it...

That's much better than just losing it to the casino.

That reminds me... I've got a $40,000 loan out that was supposed to be paid back after a few days and a few days are way past due now... :rolleyes: I take it that the X-Factor thing hasn't been going so well on Spot's end? :wah:

:driving: I haven't been here for the last few days... what's the latest?

:driving:

There's a new Mystery Gardener! We're in the bonus Christmas round now... double the money!

I just won big at blackjack, but I'm giving away more than I win.

koan;1075009 wrote: There's a new Mystery Gardener! We're in the bonus Christmas round now... double the money!

I just won big at blackjack, but I'm giving away more than I win.


Some unexpected people will be getting my winnings from the Scav. Hunt. Sorta a mini Christmas prezzie.

qsducks;1075016 wrote: Some unexpected people will be getting my winnings from the Scav. Hunt. Sorta a mini Christmas prezzie.


That's very generous of you, QS! Glad to see you're gettin' into the Chr_stmas spirit!

G-man;1075563 wrote: That's very generous of you, QS! Glad to see you're gettin' into the Chr_stmas spirit!


:p:p:p:p:p

I only found the casino on Saturday and I love it, but not trying to sound like a bad loser but I think its fixed :mad:

I love playing the fruit slots but 3 apples wont come up for me :-5:-5

The latest is that I am buying lottery tickets in the hope to win and pay off my debts... it is a long way down.....:-5

mikeinie;1075570 wrote: The latest is that I am buying lottery tickets in the hope to win and pay off my debts... it is a long way down.....:-5


mike it looks like my forum garden awards will be scrapped, if so ill lend you the dosh for your bet, no ties ok:-4

Chezzie;1075572 wrote: mike it looks like my forum garden awards will be scrapped, if so ill lend you the dosh for your bet, no ties ok:-4


Why is it going to be scraped Cheezi?

SuzyB;1075575 wrote: Why is it going to be scraped Cheezi?


hardly anyone bothered to vote Suzy, obviously not what folks want. Im not spending the casino money and creating awards for a handful of nominations.

No worries, ill just think of something else that peeps may like instead:-6

Chezzie;1076272 wrote: hardly anyone bothered to vote Suzy, obviously not what folks want. Im not spending the casino money and creating awards for a handful of nominations.

No worries, ill just think of something else that peeps may like instead:-6


Well, there's no way you're gettin' me to vote for individuals in that thread. I've learned that lesson the hard way a number of times and it always ends the same... very badly. :yh_rotfl

G-man;1076277 wrote: Well, there's no way you're gettin' me to vote for individuals in that thread. I've learned that lesson the hard way a number of times and it always ends the same... very badly. :yh_rotfl


think I realise that now, I like everyone G-Man and looked on it as fun and not gang warfare.....Wasnt meant to upset folks, just a laugh but I get the hint lol

Chezzie;1076281 wrote: think I realise that now, I like everyone G-Man and looked on it as fun and not gang warfare.....Wasnt meant to upset folks, just a laugh but I get the hint lol


I must be really thick skinned or dense, I didn't realise anyone was getting upset over that thread

Thats a shame that it had to be scraped

SuzyB;1076311 wrote: I must be really thick skinned or dense, I didn't realise anyone was getting upset over that thread

Thats a shame that it had to be scraped


I think it was more the results of the awards that people didnt like. I like everyone and just done it for a laugh but I can see the flip side and that peeps dont want to rate worst threads for fear of upsetting folk but it was meant as a joke so I was expecting the anal thread or the refrigerate butter ect...Yes its a shame that some peeps cant take a joke, we have these awards, exactly how I did them here on another forum I help moderate and its a scream, all done in jest. Ah well lesson learnt and all that...Dont play games or try and new ideas at FG:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1076321 wrote: I think it was more the results of the awards that people didnt like. I like everyone and just done it for a laugh but I can see the flip side and that peeps dont want to rate worst threads for fear of upsetting folk but it was meant as a joke so I was expecting the anal thread or the refrigerate butter ect...Yes its a shame that some peeps cant take a joke, we have these awards, exactly how I did them here on another forum I help moderate and its a scream, all done in jest. Ah well lesson learnt and all that...Dont play games or try and new ideas at FG:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


In my experience, it's usually the innocent Who is the funniest? or somewhat less innocent... Who is the sexiest? questions that cause trouble (as people expect to see their names mentioned and well if they're not mentioned, they sometimes become upset... it's silly really, but... that's the way some folks are), but when folks are taking shots at people who they claim create the worst threads and such, when it's obvious that these individuals put more thought and effort into their threads than do most... that's clearly just a cheap shot. It no longer is just fun, when folks are trolling and baiting others in such a cowardly fashion.

Most Won

Name Bet Won Profit

G-man 456761 466669 9908

koan 246000 251888 5888

Kimba 754 1645 891

Mystery Gardener 9016 9525 509

Sheryl 9299 9780 481

spot 190 660 470

kazalala 685 960 275

Lene 8267 8522 255

SuzyB 16772 16991 219

RMAZZONE 1406 1617 211

Woo-hoo! Way to go Mystery Gardener!

Santa Claus is on one of those lists, too... :p

Richest Players

Amount

G-man 87207

Carolly 61858

Mustang 60300

Chezzie 47704

Midget40 40441

koan 39335

Trunk Monkey 38508

Odie 33958

SlipStream 32280

Sheryl 25498

Odie;1078286 wrote: Richest Players

Amount

G-man 87207

Carolly 61858

Mustang 60300

Chezzie 47704

Midget40 40441

koan 39335

Trunk Monkey 38508

Odie 33958

SlipStream 32280

Sheryl 25498


I'm on a list too...........:wah::yh_rotfl

flopstock;1078297 wrote: I'm on a list too...........:wah::yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1075572 wrote: mike it looks like my forum garden awards will be scrapped, if so ill lend you the dosh for your bet, no ties ok:-4


Thanks, but I am counting on Alex to win this Saturday, then I will be out of debt and money in the bank... so to speak....

mikeinie;1083064 wrote: Thanks, but I am counting on Alex to win this Saturday, then I will be out of debt and money in the bank... so to speak....


Go Alex!!! *wonders if I should place a bet on her, too.* :p

G-man;1083110 wrote: Go Alex!!! *wonders if I should place a bet on her, too.* :pWell tbh the group is bothering me now as they seem to have a massive following out there:-3

My loan shark business is still the hottest business in FG history... currently having made over $137,000 in loans since it's inception.

I've been giving away my winnings as Christmas prezzies.

Richest Players

Amount

G-man 113077

Carolly 87651

Mustang 60411

Chezzie 44342

mikeinie 44316

koan 40621

Midget40 40441

Trunk Monkey 38870

Odie 34360

SlipStream 32974

Looks like my loan to Mikeinie paid off, big time!