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Pinky;650645 wrote: I went out for a carvery! I got to the end where all the sauces are and thought oh great, bread sauce, yum! So I covered all the veggies and most of the meal in it. I nearly threw up when I took the first mouthful...it wasn't bread sauce, it was horseradish!:yh_sick


Same here went out for a lovely carvery my stomach is so happy and very full at the moment.

Pinky;650660 wrote: LOL!! I came back and ate a load of melon instead!


you still hungry :-2 :wah: I couldn't eat a thing at the moment I have a big pop belly, I'm just chilling out with my glass of wine or two.

Pinky;650674 wrote: I had to scrape most of it my plate, it was awful with horseradish all over it!:o


Horseradish is powerful stuff. I get one little packet of it when I go to Arbys for roast beef sandwich. One is plenty. I exp0ect its a shock if you are not expecting that taste.

ffs stop moaning :-5

Problem Darren?

RedGlitter;650779 wrote: Problem Darren?


Just my Mum taking her Anger out on me about my Brother when i've done nothing wrong i'm sick of hear always bloody moaning at me it does my head in

I'm sorry.

RedGlitter;650792 wrote: I'm sorry.


Its allright i'm listeing to Music to try and blank her out :wah:

Oh it's great not having to read it.

crazygal;650799 wrote: Oh it's great not having to read it.


Long time no see

Musiclover89;650786 wrote: Just my Mum taking her Anger out on me about my Brother when i've done nothing wrong i'm sick of hear always bloody moaning at me it does my head in




Hope you don't mind me asking but are you the eldest by and chance?

CrazyCruizChick;650808 wrote: Hope you don't mind me asking but are you the eldest by and chance?


Yes i am

Musiclover89;650804 wrote: Long time no see


Hiya hun yeah, funny smell around here recently so I've been doing other things.

Musiclover89;650811 wrote: Yes i am


You've made me think a lot by what you've said and I do try myself not to do that to my boys as I some times tell my eldest of only because I think he was the one causing trouble as my youngest one copies everything he dose and the oldest one can be so argumentative with me and then the youngest starts doing it too, so god help me learning from what you have said. Thank you for shedding some light by your post .

CrazyCruizChick;650830 wrote: You've made me think a lot by what you've said and I do try myself not to do that to my boys as I some times tell my eldest of only because I think he was the one causing trouble as my youngest one copies everything he dose and the oldest one can be so argumentative with me and then the youngest starts doing it too, so god help me learning from what you have said. Thank you for shedding some light by your post .


I'm Happy to help and my Brother is a completely different person than me lol we have nothin in common with each other and hes a Chav so thats where he gets of thinkin he can get his own way all the time it really anoyes me cause it upsets my Mum

Siblings often argue and not get along.Sadly it happens.

Pinky;650858 wrote: A Chav? Oh no! I can't stand scuffy chavs either.

What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit.




Wouldn't it make more sense to say they'd be out if it..?:D :wah:

I got to get some sleep I guess,Im completely beat tonight.Take care all hugs nighty night

Pinky;650882 wrote: :wah: :wah:

LOL!! Got another one for you..what do you call four chavs in a car wreck?

A waste...there was room for one more.


Oh Pinky! that's evil :-3





What do u say to a chav with a job?¦

Big Mac Please!

Pinky;650893 wrote: :wah: :wah:

That's a fab one, haha!!!

No, I'd never wish that on anyone really, only really disgusting people do things like that. I do have a sick sense of humour when it comes to jokes though!




I think I have sussed that one out! :wah:

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society.

almostfamous;651067 wrote: our version went like this ... 'we will, we will rock you, stomp you,, beat you bad! ever heard it that way?




sounds like my wedding vows :-3





glad i'm well devorced :-6





thats a pretty random thought :wah:

OK so I am curious as to what they say but I won't give in and read them.

My daughter Laura has started a fortnights work experience today. She has wanted to be a schoolteacher since she started school. I wonder if she will still feel the same at the end of today.

I wanted to work in a bank until I saw how boring it was on work experiene. I lasted half a day :rolleyes: . Can you imagine me as a banker? (Cue Pinky and Jimbo with the Cockney rhyming slang )

More chicken pox to contend with, at least he waited until after the weekend, whats the betting he's given it to his Dad, I'm not going to be very popular :wah:

Primary or Academy teaching?

Man its been a long day so far

Uncle Kram;651105 wrote: My daughter Laura has started a fortnights work experience today. She has wanted to be a schoolteacher since she started school. I wonder if she will still feel the same at the end of today.

I wanted to work in a bank until I saw how boring it was on work experiene. I lasted half a day . Can you imagine me as a banker? (Cue Pinky and Jimbo with the Cockney rhyming slang )




krambo a merchant banker :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl







http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/sl ... ant_banker

Might turn Flight Sim on later

I have to take the truck in for emmission testing..................:p

I made my son clean it up!

10/4 lol

Tired

Can't stop sneezing, think I've got a cold

Betty Boop;651427 wrote: Can't stop sneezing, think I've got a cold


My granny used to get a sneezing fit every time she read a newspaper. Allergic to printing ink I guess.

Okie;651443 wrote: My granny used to get a sneezing fit every time she read a newspaper. Allergic to printing ink I guess.


I thought it was hayfever this morning, so popped some anti histamines, still sneezing and starting to ache

The good news is, its not hayfever! First year in a long time I haven't suffered! :-6

buttercup;651109 wrote: Primary or Academy teaching? She wants to be a Junior Schoolteacher. She enjoyed the first day marking work of some Year 3 kids :-6

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Attached files

I am completely jiggered:(

Woooooo :guitarist

just had over a 2 hour hair raising moment

my sister is learning to drive and she has just bought a little car, me and my dad have just been out with her and i think we were both shaking when we got out, i have never been with a learner driver apart from my self and my god its scary :wah:

Hi everyone