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Usually my mind would be right there in the gutter with you but this one evades me

I like ice cream sandwiches.

why is it when you but inder wear the more it costs the less of it there is?

We should protest and go without! Liberation!

I'll support that!

You'd better. Without foundation garments we're all gonna need some extra support.

tmbsgrl wrote: Nobody likes me! :rolleyes:


You're one of the sweetest people on here, tmbsgrl. Your family won't stay mad at you for long, surely?

actionfigurestepho wrote: You'd better. Without foundation garments we're all gonna need some extra support.
Well, it's an awful big job (in some cases), but I'll do my best. :-6

Hehe well I'm always happy to lend a hand with the support that u need!!

tmbsgrl wrote: Thanks for saying that. I really hope you are right.. I am upset to because I haven't seen my gram in 4 years.. I would never forgive myself if something happened before I got there to say bye. She is getting up there in age and I know she is always sick but when I ask her how she is and how she feels she lies and "says never better".. My mom says she tells my sister and I that so we don't worry about her. I call her everyday to make sure she is alright and to tell her I love her. :-4 She is one person I can't imagine never talking to again.. I love her so much! :-1


I know exactly how you feel Susie. When I saw both my grandparents a few days ago, it made me realise how much I would miss them both. I too was getting a similar reponse from them both, when I continually asked if they were ok, but all they would do is change the subject and say all is fine. If there is an upside to this, then it is that I know that in in their hearts they will always love me, and that they will take that love with them when they leave. Of course I will be devastated, but at least it will end on a positive thought and not a negative one, that I could carry around with me for years to come.

lady cop wrote: BR how come nobody has posted for an hour? are we thread-killing SOBs?? :-2
Yeh, except for the name game.

While checking out the specialty foods section one day in the store I came across some pasta and I said to Jr Minks hey look this is made from Spelt (incase anyone does not know Spelt is some nutritional grain) and she said in typical teen fashion "oh cool" basically meaning "big deal" so I carried on reading the lable and she was browsing the goods and picked up a package and showed me it and said "look this is spelt too" and I looked at what was in her hand and it was "alphabet noodles" ahahaha I nearly died laughing, nice play on words spelt for spelled geeze just when you thought kids had no decent sense of humor.

Hehehe that's good Minks. How old is Ms Jr Minks may I ask??

minks wrote: While checking out the specialty foods section one day in the store I came across some pasta and I said to Jr Minks hey look this is made from Spelt (incase anyone does not know Spelt is some nutritional grain) and she said in typical teen fashion "oh cool" basically meaning "big deal" so I carried on reading the lable and she was browsing the goods and picked up a package and showed me it and said "look this is spelt too" and I looked at what was in her hand and it was "alphabet noodles" ahahaha I nearly died laughing, nice play on words spelt for spelled geeze just when you thought kids had no decent sense of humor.


Must be your influence Minks.

flopstock wrote: :wah:





Would never know she's yours would ya, minks? :p


hahahahahaha geeze heck no no indication she was mine what so ever, that warpo sense of humor is from ummmm the milk man yeah that is it.

Yeah well when it is just her and I living together I guess we rub off on each other tee hee hee

Chris she is OFF Limits ahahaha JK. She will be 15 in January. She is my happy success story of the day

Haha I never meant it that way Minks!! You ever thought of guiding her into the world of stand-up comedy, I think she'd be great by the sounds of it!! :wah:

sounds a bit like my son minks, sometimes he is so sharp he could cut himself!!

:wah:

chrisb84uk wrote: Haha I never meant it that way Minks!! You ever thought of guiding her into the world of stand-up comedy, I think she'd be great by the sounds of it!! :wah:


Awww you know I am teasing you Chris Hehehehe stand up comedy, geese she would gab people to death, lordy that kid can talk ahahahahaha

Hey no worries Minks, no harm with a few friendly jokes. Your daughter by the way sounds like my younger brother. He could easily talk someone to sleep, as he goes on and on and on. :wah:

a bit like ariston!

do you remember that advert?

Why ?

Someone put methamphetamine in his sugar container.

But seriously Far, stop pushing so hard!! And cut out the massive doses of caffeine!:(

Ive gone 3 days before, its unbelievable how difficult it becomes to function.

Nomad wrote: Ive gone 3 days before, its unbelievable how difficult it becomes to function.


You do know how to function then Nom.

I never sneeze just once. It's always at least 3 times, usually more.

Bright lights make me sneeze.

tmbsgrl wrote: You know I can't just sneeze once either.. it is more like 4 or 5 times.. And when I do I make everyone jump.. Tim tells me I am going to blow my brains straight out of my nose. :wah:


I hope you give us enough time to evacuate.:wah:

Hehehehehehe



Ratty in the kitchen is eating his bait, I can hear him nibbling away, not long now!:sneaky:

You know I'll hold you to that if I get brain-splattered.

:yh_doh

OpenMind wrote: Bright lights make me sneeze.


holy Sh*t! i thought i was the only one.

I heard that if you hold your eyes open when you sneeze you'll blow your eyeballs out of their sockets.

Wolverine wrote: holy Sh*t! i thought i was the only one.


Nope, I've suffered it since I was a baby. If I wanna sneeze, I can bring it on just by quickly moving my gaze to any bright light. My family used to take the pee out of little mee.

Accountable wrote: I heard that if you hold your eyes open when you sneeze you'll blow your eyeballs out of their sockets.


I've heard that too. I haven't tried it although I squint if I sneeze when I'm driving.

OpenMind wrote: My family used to take the pee out of little mee.


what does that mean????:-2

Wolverine wrote: what does that mean????:-2


It means they used to laugh their bloody heads off every time they took me outside, especially when it was sunny. Rotten lot.:wah: