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Tater Tazz;536762 wrote: Jimbo, will you make me a cake on my birthday?

Will you send it to me?

What kind will it be?


well tazz me and sue might just bake a cake and deliver it we have to go to newhaven soon :driving: :-6 :guitarist

Tater Tazz;536750 wrote: Boy, your pretty quick today.i've heard that before



Here's a real one, what is the capital of idaho?er france

Will the sun come out today?yes :-6



Will I get rain or snow tommorow?it will rain and snow

Jimbo, what's the square root of 7896?

Jimbo, what's your favourite cake?

Imladris;537058 wrote: Jimbo, what's your favourite cake?




flap jack also known as the immy girl fart cake :wah: :wah:

Imladris;537056 wrote: Jimbo, what's the square root of 7896?


at a rough guess doing it on my fingers 62346816



or 42

Hamster;537093 wrote: Jimbo why does life test us in so many ways?


haminstien i'll pm you later :-1

When you were a kid did you light stuff on fire ?

Nomad;537100 wrote: When you were a kid did you light stuff on fire ?


i never but my brother was a fire bug he set fire to our barn :-2



and he used to set to ants with a magnifying glass , the horrible little dweeb

Did you pluck the wings off of flies ?

Nomad;537111 wrote: Did you pluck the wings off of flies ?


no nomad ... but if i did would they then be called walks.. then if you pulled off their legs would they then be called sits .... and just where would you find one of these" sits " .... where ever you left it :wah:

Hamster;537112 wrote: Jimbo what should I make the kids for tea?


er seeing as you guys dont eat meat how about some nice veggies :wah:

If a child (not me another child) (one I dont even know) did pull the wings off of flies would he be considered a bad person ?

Nomad;537120 wrote: If a child (not me another child) (one I dont even know) did pull the wings off of flies would he be considered a bad person ?


er that child not you er no way even looked like you or acted like you in any way , and if that child did it was purely coincidental , yes that person would be bad :wah: , very very very bad

jimbo;537128 wrote: er that child not you er no way even looked like you or acted like you in any way , and if that child did it was purely coincidental , yes that person would be bad :wah: , very very very bad




Ok but not all the wing plucking kids turned into Jeffrey Dahmer ya know ! Some of them grew up to be animal loving kitty petting really decent people who would never ever harm an animal. Im just sayin ! :p

Hamster;538477 wrote: Jimbo why am I so hungry?


coz you are eating for two now :-4

Dear Jimbo, who was the first prime minister, and what was he like, was he a jerk, or was he a decent kinda fellow???

Hamster;538525 wrote: Jimbo have you noticed how very politely Galbally asks questions? :-3


Of course, its called manners. I can do nasty as well if I want though. :rolleyes:

Hamster;538656 wrote: No you cant! :wah:


Really, wanna bet? How much? :sneaky:

can I have 5 bucks??

Hamster;538669 wrote: :wah: :wah: You need more??


Pssst I need help paying my rent :wah:

Hamster;538679 wrote: Ask for more then! :sneaky:


oh I thought if I asked everybody just for 5 bucks I would get a lot of takers and be able to make the payment easier, I mean if everybody gave minks 5 bucks... hmmmm how many of us are on here ahahaha Sorry Jimbo I hijacked yer thread.... bowing out

So Jimbo, have ever forced Suzy to play turtle?

minks;538682 wrote: oh I thought if I asked everybody just for 5 bucks I would get a lot of takers and be able to make the payment easier, I mean if everybody gave minks 5 bucks... hmmmm how many of us are on here ahahaha Sorry Jimbo I hijacked yer thread.... bowing out




no please minks carryon get this tiresom rodent off of my case:D

Sheryl;538683 wrote: So Jimbo, have ever forced Suzy to play turtle?


no my mum tortoise it was naughty

here hammy hammy hammy I have some cheese for you, no wait better yet a toasted banana sammy

minks;538708 wrote: here hammy hammy hammy I have some cheese for you, no wait better yet a toasted banana sammy


hah get hammy a bananny sammy

Hamster;538705 wrote: Ha!! No way!




you said you were only going to torture me till christmas , then it was till the f g meet up are you not getting bored yet:-5 :-5 you just gotta admire her sheer bloody mindedness though aint cha:-4

Hamster;538707 wrote: Jimbo should I have tea, coffee or water?





I WANT ALCOHOL!!! :-5


i'm on my second month now hammy i'm not missing drinking but to be honest i cant stand being in the pub sober , its full of drunken idiots:o

jimbo;538711 wrote: you said you were only going to torture me till christmas , then it was till the f g meet up are you not getting bored yet:-5 :-5 you just gotta admire her sheer bloody mindedness though aint cha:-4


I would blame it on pregnancy

minks;538709 wrote: hah get hammy a bananny sammy


minks what colour is a bannana?:-3

minks;538717 wrote: I would blame it on pregnancy


i'll keep an open mind about that:D

in'ta banana a kinda cream color??? on the inside that is, outside the skin's a lovely yellow... and they taste soooo good with peanut butter too.

Hamster;538725 wrote: You aint seen nothin yet!


nooooooooooo say it aint soo

:-1 :-1