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BR - Please go outside and move your bike.. It's blocking the cellar entrance and the beer delivery truck blokes are spitting chips!!!



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tlw

AussiePam wrote: When I was little, Theia, my mum insisted I eat green beans. At the time this seemed cruel and unnatural punishment. But I learned that crying or refusing would get me nowhere. So I developed an invisible pouch in my cheeks and after I was excused from the dinner table, I'd smile and head outside to watch the sunset or whatever.. and behind the garage... add a little to the growing compost pile... So I'm up to all yer tricks. DRINK NOW !!! tlw


This just isn't the sort of thing I'd do, Pam. I'm sat here now, puffing on a ciggie and drinking my first cup of t...cawfee of the morning.

tlw

Theia!!! You are a bad girl !! I've no problem with you sharing your ciggie with tlw, but I know for a fact.. you offered him ... that corrupting, nasty, addictive pale orangey Brit style brew. For shame... come away with ME... tlw

AussiePam wrote: Theia!!! You are a bad girl !! I've no problem with you sharing your ciggie with tlw, but I know for a fact.. you offered him ... that corrupting, nasty, addictive pale orangey Brit style brew. For shame... come away with ME... tlw


Do you know something, Ms Aussie Pam? He likes Brit tea. Yes, that's shocked you hasn't it? Didn't expect that, did you? He's sipping away now with the cutest little smile on his face. Take that away from him, would you? You have a hard heart my dear, a very hard heart.

A hard heart?!! I do indeed. But I'm only ever cruel to be kind... pam pulls out a very large haggis and clobbers Theia, but stylishly, then heads off towards the kitchen and supper preparation .. with tlw...

*checks to see if Pam is around*



Nope coast is clear hehehe.



I love tea, I love tea, I love tea, I love tea, I love tea.



*runs away quickly taking TLW with him, before he gets clobbered.*

chrisb84uk wrote: *checks to see if Pam is around*



Nope coast is clear hehehe.



I love tea, I love tea, I love tea, I love tea, I love tea.



*runs away quickly taking TLW with him, before he gets clobbered.*


Chris! What are you saying?? Don't be so foolhardy...Pammy has just clobbered me and goodness knows what she'll do to you...I'll take tlw out of harm's way...

theia wrote: Chris! What are you saying?? Don't be so foolhardy...Pammy has just clobbered me and goodness knows what she'll do to you...I'll take tlw out of harm's way...


Oh no need to worry abut me Theia, I'm fully capable of looking after TLW and myself thanks hahaha.



I'm not scared, you hear me not at all!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :wah:

koochikoo wrote: I HEARD THAT!! Pammy mightn't be here but I am!


He didn't mean it, Koo...

theia wrote: He didn't mean it, Koo...


Oh never mind her, she is just angry that I haven't shown her 'those' pictures yet from the 06 FG calendar hehehe. Besides it's not my fault that coffee tastes so bad is it now??!!

koochikoo wrote: Did,too! I could feel it in his keystrokes! Do you want me to get Pam....


Just bring it!!!



(I hope my legs still run as fast as they used too!! :wah: )

koochikoo wrote: Did,too! I could feel it in his keystrokes! Do you want me to get Pam....


I hate tea, Chris hates tea, I know of no-one who likes tea and I wouldn't talk to them if I did. Tea is wrong, wrong, wrong

theia wrote: I hate tea, Chris hates tea, I know of no-one who likes tea and I wouldn't talk to them if I did. Tea is wrong, wrong, wrong


Actually Theia is right, I can't stand that drink beginning with the letter next to y and r on the keyboard. Nope just plain nasty.

koochikoo wrote: I'd forgotten about those pics, but since you've mentioned them.....:rolleyes:

And no, it's not your fault you think coffee tastes bad. Not everyone in the world can be normal like us Aussies :p


Oh you are soooo right, I mean sheesh wouldn't the world just be so much more pleasant if we were all Aussies. I mean how many times would u here the word 'bloody' on a daily basis??

chrisb84uk wrote: Actually Theia is right, I can't stand that drink beginning with the letter next to y and r on the keyboard. Nope just plain nasty.


My keyboard t can't be seen...all that is left is - at the top...that proves I don't like it.

As an aside, does anyone else's letters disappear from their keys? I can barely see a e r m and n is on his way out.

koochikoo wrote: Now, if you both keep repeating that mantra, we might be successful in brainwashing:-3 ......uh...ummm....convincing:D you that coffee is good!


:wah: No chance, I might have been converted from drinking the delight, oh I mean horror that was tea, but there is no chance in hell, that you would ever start to get me to drink coffee.



Coffee is evil!!!!!!

theia wrote: My keyboard t can't be seen...all that is left is - at the top...that proves I don't like it.



As an aside, does anyone else's letters disappear from their keys? I can barely see a e r m and n is on his way out.


Hahaha I can see certain people making a joke out of this. Seriously though, not for me, I can see all the letters on my keys, as our computer is fairly new.

koochikoo wrote: Funny, that. My T, my L, and my W are looking a bit worn. Can't for the life of me think why :-3 it's not like I use them that often...


Well that's good then because it just goes to show that you will never ever have TLW, ever!!! :wah:

koochikoo wrote: :wah: I can still feel my way around!



I have to go, now. (I was only meant to check my email and ended up in a heated discussion about coffee! How did that happen?)

My brother is coming down to bring me a present tonight



T'was nice to talk to you'se again. I'll be taking TLW with me, so there'll be no need for you to hang around here anymore:p



Have a great day Chris & Theia. I'm going to have some tea now- the meal, not that awful dustbag stuff you dunk in a cup of perfectly good water! :-6


Hahaha liar you really do love tea, you ain't fooling me!!!



See you next week Koo, and remember to enjoy Sunday!!!! And that means no coming on here understand, (which means one less person to take my last word hahaha.)

chrisb84uk wrote: Well that's good then because it just goes to show that you will never ever have TLW, ever!!!


Hi All, about a year or so ago there was a similar TLW thread as this, and it eventually ended, how I don't know. But that was then when many of you were not FG'ers yet, and this is now. So with so many new "die-hards" in FG now, this thread will never end! :rolleyes:

(Well maybe not until May 6th, when the big event occurs & you guys are gone?:p )

Pam enters - with the sort of smile that will cause anyone in here to soil their undies instantly - and she's packin.

BLAM



BLAM!!!!!

B L A M M M !!!

She blows on the gunbarrel till it cools enough to stash down her generous decolletage, takes tlw by the hand and exits stage right.

The End of the World Was Nigher than you thought, eh, Cars!!

AussiePam wrote: Pam enters - with the sort of smile that will cause anyone in here to soil their undies instantly - and she's packin.



BLAM



BLAM!!!!!

B L A M M M !!!



She blows on the gunbarrel till it cools enough to stash down her generous decolletage, takes tlw by the hand and exits stage right.



The End of the World Was Nigher than you thought, eh, Cars!!


Hahaha Oh Pam you crack me up sometimes. You know you really should watch where you point that thing as someone could get hurt!!!

Gosh, I've never missed before Chris...



ahhhhh... peace at last!!!

AussiePam wrote: Gosh, I've never missed before Chris...







ahhhhh... peace at last!!!check your sights. and mail me those cool bullet holes! LOL

Golly gosh.. I can't waste you LC !!!! (In real life I'm quite a good shot.. smile) and in here, I'm bloody invincible.. But a gun battle with you is out of the question.. (Who knows, I might lose, and we can't have that!!).. so how's about I just fire off the other um.. how many bullets do I have left???? Mmmmm.. Maybe I better conserve ammo... BR might pyss me off later..

Crikey Pam that was close, you know I'm starting to get the impression, that u don't like me anymore *sniff*

Hey, Hey it's only TLW, are bullet holes really needed, wow you guys really are "DIE-HARDS!

Hahaha it seems that some people will go to any lengths to get TLW eh!! :wah:

chrisb84uk wrote: Hahaha it seems that some people will go to any lengths to get TLW eh!! :wah:


Yep, sounds like some even will use bullets!:rolleyes: :wah:

TLW :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I never knew that taking TLW was so funny, you alright Sojo??



Oh hello by the way.

chrisb84uk wrote: I never knew that taking TLW was so funny, you alright Sojo??



Oh hello by the way.


It tickles me............. No matter when I come here, it is Cars, Cars, Cars. I think he's on a mission to have TLW.

Hahaha well I had noticed a pattern that Cars likes to make his first post of the day one that not only involves taking TLW, but telling us all how hot and sunny it is at the beach.



Thanks for rubbing it in pal!!! :wah:

SOJOURNER wrote: It tickles me............. No matter when I come here, it is Cars, Cars, Cars. I think he's on a mission to have TLW.


Not me!!!







(Oh did I mention I have obsessive compulsive disorder?):p

PS: I'm leaving to got to a Town Fair! S/B fun. So knock yourselves out!

cars wrote: Not me!!!













(Oh did I mention I have obsessive compulsive disorder?):p


:wah: What was that Cars, don't suppose you could say that a little louder and in a more appropiate colour could ya??

chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: What was that Cars, don't suppose you could say that a little louder and in a more appropiate colour could ya??


It's a secret, only the old-timers know it!!!

Deserted ??!! In yer dreams, Koochi...

AussiePam wrote: Deserted ??!! In yer dreams, Koochi...


Yeah what Pam said!:D :p :rolleyes:

cars wrote: Yeah what Pam said!:D :p :rolleyes:
hmmmmmm ......... sneaks in at the dead of midnight ....... lets Cars Tyres down and rushes out with TLW:wah:

King Terry wrote: hmmmmmm ......... sneaks in at the dead of midnight ....... lets Cars Tyres down and rushes out with TLW:wah:


But for so short a time, KT.

(theia is later to bed tonight :sneaky: )

theia wrote: But for so short a time, KT.

(theia is later to bed tonight :sneaky: )


Don't worry, I'll be round later to tuck you in and take back TLW:D

King Terry wrote: Don't worry, I'll be round later to tuck you in and take back TLW:D


Aha! I've still not gone...still sneaking around...you won't take tlw that easily