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Pinky;616913 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Well, I'll be back with all the goss later (unless I end up getting...um...distracted!):D




Ooooh hope you have a great time Pinky! :-4

abbey;616912 wrote:

Giggsy was robbed!


Sorry Abbs! Nowhere in the rules does it say you're allowed to hoof the Goalkeeper,(plus ball) across the line for a goal! It would have been a foul!..

I've got haribo sweets :-4

dubs;616967 wrote: Sorry Abbs! Nowhere in the rules does it say you're allowed to hoof the Goalkeeper,(plus ball) across the line for a goal! It would have been a foul!..
S'pose you're right.......

Me too, but I hate mowing the yard more.

ThePheasant;616842 wrote: We need detail. Like which 'base' did you reach. Did you kiss - if so.....was it a little peck or full on tongue job etc....:wah:

Have a great evening Pinky :-4 :-4


Pinky Back!!! We need details Pinks :wah:

chrisb84uk;616793 wrote: What is with all the sex, boobs and naked talk lately, I mean don't you people have anything else to talk about?? :sneaky:


Where is it at? I did see one or two post that said the workd titties. Is that it?

Okie;617039 wrote: Where is it at? I did see one or two post that said the workd titties. Is that it?


BIG BOOBS vs small boobs or Rescue Unc :wah:

My boyfriend is in the hospital...heart problems...i am worried...my second son graduated last night...got to see and deal with the ex...the ex inlaws..a drunk father...greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt. i survived..did really well..but i slept all day today....got up and raised hell...ran off a bunch of kids..made mine clean up their mess.....aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh feel better now....my grapefruit candle is gone out of my bathroom....gonna kill someone....they have one hour to produce it.....

what do you know..it just mysteriously reappeared......:-6 damn and i was getting reved up for the kill.............

I went to my first teacher's job fair yesterday. I felt woefully unprepared. I definitely need to build my educator vocabulary.

Hiya AC, good to see you again! I wish you all the best for your teaching career, I'm sure you will do great!! :-6

Lesson for today......Don't play online Poker while staying on FG , I have just lost $500 , lucky it was only my play money , :-5

Play money is really easy to lose and win because there are so many muppets playing there it's unreal. I only wish that real games were so generous!

chrisb84uk;617332 wrote: Play money is really easy to lose and win because there are so many muppets playing there it's unreal. I only wish that real games were so generous!


Keeping my fingers crossed with the real stuff , I am just in front , I don't bet big

What kind of games do you play Unc?

chrisb84uk;617337 wrote: What kind of games do you play Unc?
Texas Hold em trouble with me is that I am hooked on the game on TV , I love watching all the characters

Same here, I remember watching the old tv coverage several years ago, and have been playing and watching every since. I usually play Texas Hold em as well, (such a great game,) though I have been trying Omaha lately, which is pretty mad I tell you!



I usually play tournaments, because I find them to be lots of fun, and most people I play with tend to be friendly by not only being easy to talk too, but by giving me their chips easily as well!! :wah:

I may just have to give in tonight. I can't stand this frustration anymore!

crazygal;617496 wrote: I may just have to give in tonight. I can't stand this frustration anymore!


seems a bit harsh on the guy to me :wah: :wah:

Soberano;617883 wrote: Bags are packed, car full of fuel, oil and water checked. Soon be off to the airport.

:D See you all in a fortnight.


have a good holiday

have a good holiday mate , i do feel its a tad selfish you going for two weeks ,who the hell is going to keep me amused :-6 :-6





i can just annoy every one that should do it :wah:

the universe is expanding but at no point will a broken teacup reassamble itself without crazy glue.

koan;617896 wrote: the universe is expanding but at no point will a broken teacup reassamble itself without crazy glue.


flying saucer ,broken t cup are you sending me messages about space koanie









i'm having a strange day , after a very strange night , i am not alone ,someone is trying to contact me again , good job i'm an idiot and no one will take this serious huh

Seriously got the horn. Offers of help regarding my problem via PM, men only please! :wah:

anybody want a 6 year old?? :yh_bigsmi

sunny104;617997 wrote: anybody want a 6 year old?? :yh_bigsmi


sure, trade ya for a 11 year old...

what does clam poop look like??

sunny104;618133 wrote: what does clam poop look like??


Clam poop? Heeeeeeeee.

Pinky;618214 wrote: Blimey, I'm bloody stuffed!




can you please use smileys again i dont know if your saying your a clam and your stuffed or you are stating to yak about something else ,help me out its not easy for a moron like me to follow you know :wah: :wah:

Pinky;618224 wrote: No, my clam's not stu....I mean I don't know anything about stuffing cla....erm...I just ate too much!!:wah:


i bet you do :wah:



i knew you would not be able to resist that one welcome back ,fun warrior :wah:

BLIDDY DENTIST



i go in for my 6 monthly check up without tooth ache she pulls me about with a sharp metal hook ,then grinds away at my gums till my mouth pours with blood ,then says i have really nice tooth in great nick for a man of my age ,whats that spozed to mean





and to top it all she has left me with bliddy tooth ache :-5 :-5

jimbo;618375 wrote: BLIDDY DENTIST



i go in for my 6 monthly check up without tooth ache she pulls me about with a sharp metal hook ,then grinds away at my gums till my mouth pours with blood ,then says i have really nice tooth in great nick for a man of my age ,whats that spozed to mean





and to top it all she has left me with bliddy tooth ache :-5 :-5


OUCH!! I laughed at the Dentist when he told me I had beautiful teeth, told me they were really white...at the time I smoked like a chimney!!

jimbo;618375 wrote: BLIDDY DENTIST



i go in for my 6 monthly check up without tooth ache she pulls me about with a sharp metal hook ,then grinds away at my gums till my mouth pours with blood ,then says i have really nice tooth in great nick for a man of my age ,whats that spozed to mean





and to top it all she has left me with bliddy tooth ache :-5 :-5


When you get your teeth cleaned does the dentist have to come in and inspect them too and charge you three times the rate they did to clean them?

Okie;618385 wrote: When you get your teeth cleaned does the dentist have to come in and inspect them too and charge you three times the rate they did to clean them?


no she is quite nice ,but i dont like strange women putting sharp instaments in my mouth ,it just dont seem natural to me