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I really need a poo!

tooooooooooooo much beer last nite! :yh_silly

Pinky;615863 wrote: Crikey, I was in grumpy bugger mode...it all seems a lot better today, phew!:-3


Awww, so glad to see that !! I was concerned about ya!!:-4 :-4

I spilled coffee on my jeans...at least the brown stain is by my knee.....:rolleyes: :wah:

sunny104;615942 wrote: I spilled coffee on my jeans...at least the brown stain is by my knee.....:rolleyes: :wah:


Ummm Sunny....darling...... do you have a hole in your lip????

Never , never ever spill hot milk on black trousers when you are out (men) it looks bad when it dries:o

Uncle Fester;615951 wrote: Never , never ever spill hot milk on black trousers when you are out (men) it looks bad when it dries:o


^^^^That's what they all say!!^^^

WonderWendy3;615944 wrote: Ummm Sunny....darling...... do you have a hole in your lip????


I'm just not the most graceful person in the world.....I also trip a lot and walk into things and drop things and spill food all over myself when I eat....well you get the picture..................

Uncle Fester;615951 wrote: Never , never ever spill hot milk on black trousers when you are out (men) it looks bad when it dries:o


suuuuuuuuuuure it was "hot milk"........we believe you...... :wah:

sunny104;615953 wrote: I'm just not the most graceful person in the world.....I also trip a lot and walk into things and drop things and spill food all over myself when I eat....well you get the picture..................


awww, are you related to Jerry Lewis, who I pictured, or Dick Van Dyke....I'm really showing my age aren't I??

ooops!!

WonderWendy3;615956 wrote: awww, are you related to Jerry Lewis, who I pictured, or Dick Van Dyke....I'm really showing my age aren't I??

ooops!!


:wah:

probably!

and Yogi Berra too, cuz I say the goofiest things sometimes..........

sunny104;615955 wrote: suuuuuuuuuuure it was "hot milk"........we believe you...... :wah:


It is called , Premature Gratification :-5 :-5

Uncle Fester;615979 wrote: It is called , Premature Gratification :-5


and now.........I will never be able to hear the term "hot milk" again without thinking of you and giggling to myself............. :wah: :-4

sunny104;615953 wrote: I'm just not the most graceful person in the world.....I also trip a lot and walk into things and drop things and spill food all over myself when I eat....well you get the picture..................


There ya go again, trying to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Okie;616087 wrote: There ya go again, trying to walk and chew gum at the same time.


:wah:

that's why I spilled coffee on my jeans...I was trying to hold the mug and sit down at the same time...

sunny104;616095 wrote: :wah:

that's why I spilled coffee on my jeans...I was trying to hold the mug and sit down at the same time...


Have you ever heardd the saying, "the hurrier I go, the more I get behind.". Its true. I cannot hurry much or I spill and stumble and all the bad things. I found I am prone to knocking coffee cups off the shelf etc if I am trying to do more than one thing. I actually start turning my head and attenttion toward the stove or some other place before I have got hold of the cup and I miss. Heeee.

OH man Ayden gave herself a haircut this morning. Now she looks more like Joe Dirt than a princess. :wah:

I find clumsy people charming! :-4

Sheryl;616107 wrote: OH man Ayden gave herself a haircut this morning. Now she looks more like Joe Dirt than a princess. :wah:


be sure to take lots of pics to show her when she's older!!

sunny104;616108 wrote: I find clumsy people charming! :-4


Then I am yer guy. Heeeeeee.

Sheryl;616107 wrote: OH man Ayden gave herself a haircut this morning. Now she looks more like Joe Dirt than a princess. :wah:


I just hope you don't hear her say "It put the lotion on"...then I'd worry!!:D :wah:

It's Friday night and I'm not in the pub, how sad

Pinky;616285 wrote: Get a drink ffrom the cupboard and come to the virtual music pub!!!

It's called 'Everyone Inn'...we can raid the bar and letch over the talent!:wah:


Mate you wouldn't be letching over my choices :wah:

A lot is TWO words, argh. Sorry to moan about this again but it really REALLY pisses me off reading ALOT. :-5 :-5

Pinky;616698 wrote: Pinky's going out tonight, Pinky's going out tonight!!:-6

Yup, I pulled at the petrol station, hehehe! Surprised me, I can tell you!:D


Trust you to go to fill your tank and end up pulling :rolleyes: Have a good one Pinks, no doubt you'll find plenty to gas about :wah:

Pinky;616723 wrote: :wah:

That's how it happened actually, his pump wouldn't work!

Oh dear, let's hope that's not an omen, eh? :wah:


Well I'm sure you gave him a hand to sort his pump out :wah:

I'm off before I upset anyone

Yehhhhhhh, I've just had a call and I'm off for a dirty weekend :sneaky: (he told me to pack my wellies):wah:



I'm going to de fuzz and get ready ....sorry bit too much info

What is with all the sex, boobs and naked talk lately, I mean don't you people have anything else to talk about?? :sneaky:

Pinky;616723 wrote: :wah: :wah:

That's how it happened actually, his pump wouldn't work!

Oh dear, let's hope that's not an omen, eh? :wah:
Have a fab time Pinky. Don't forget to fill us in tomorrow

chrisb84uk;616793 wrote: What is with all the sex, boobs and naked talk lately, I mean don't you people have anything else to talk about?? :sneaky:


Stop talking about neckid , I keep spilling milk over my trousers

Have a great evening Pinky, and try not to get too drunk! :wah:

Pinky;616838 wrote: Yup, I'll come and give an update when I get in tonight!:-6


We need detail. Like which 'base' did you reach. Did you kiss - if so.....was it a little peck or full on tongue job etc....:wah:

Have a great evening Pinky :-4 :-4

Giggsy was robbed!