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Pinky;614689 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Stop calling me a sod ya bugger!!!

Go on, neck the beer!!! I'm happy being buttered up with wine and cider!


I'll get more in by the time you call round. i won't drink it.......Promise!:sneaky:

Pinky;614690 wrote: Minus the burps though?:wah:


I sure hope so. Don't like the thought of cum breath burps.

Why or why all of those annoying dots .......... instead of commas? Well baby fed, bottles made. Better get off to bed before my tiredness gets me being a meany.

Pinky;614698 wrote: :wah:

Gonna have to tell you my joke now!

Two prossies are standing on a corner. One says to the other @I think we're in for a busy night, I smell todger in the air'.

The other says 'Oh sorry, I just burped.'




OMG how did you find out about my past? :-2

Pinky;614696 wrote: Don't worry, I'll bring supplies!!

I normally turn up everywhere with a shedload of booze!:wah:


WAHEY!!!!!!!!!..............:yh_hypno :yh_hypno

I like dots...........so get stuffed!

What does ellipsis mean? Not heard of it.

Pinky;614714 wrote: It's the three little dots!

You know...like this!:D

I do it myself occasionally, it helps with expression sometimes!


Oh wow thank you, you learn something new every day.

I do use it myself too but only occasionally. I wouldn't type out whole paragraphs using the dots where commas are meant to be.

Here I go with my teacher head on again. Jim is gonna have a good moan at me tomorrow. I'll look forward to that. :wah:

Pinky;614719 wrote: Are you a teacher too? Can we moan about OFSTED?:D


Oh my god they are total and utter b*ll*ks! I wanna moan about the Social Services too but gonna have to in the morning as I am so tired I'm dizzy now too.

Night night for about the 3rd time.

*logging off really this time from addictive FG*

Uncle Kram;614250 wrote: How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?


This is a trick question is it not? A search light uses a carbon rod to shoot an electric arc to make the light as does a movie projector.

It takes only one person to chage the carbon rod.

Okie;614738 wrote: This is a trick question is it not? A search light uses a carbon rod to shoot an electric arc to make the light as does a movie projector.

It takes only one person to chage the carbon rod.


yeah but how many does it take to change a movie projector?:-2

zinkyusa;614745 wrote: yeah but how many does it take to change a movie projector?:-2


I dont have a clue. My friend once owned and "ran" a movie theater. Actually most of the time his wife and kids ran it while he sat in his easy chair and smoked his pipe. He told me how he could not afford to get the latest and best movies. by the time he got them they were on TV. Of course it helped it was the only theater in his small town. He made most of his money by the concession stand.

almostfamous;614695 wrote: sweet Jesus!! We have internet, and cable .. and a new big screen .. and uh Shane brought his super dooper bada$$ 4x4 atv home today. MMhmm. it goes 70 mph.



I'm happier than a pig in mud :yh_party :yh_clap



bout dang time I had a good day. even if it was due to materialistic bliss:p


when's the party???

and I just tried calling you.....

Oh nota lot to catch up on today yet!

I think crazygal should start more threads

I was so bored and they are ones we can use without thinking too much.

hahaha wow you really were bored last night huh CG, perhaps you should of tried this thing called sleep, it's supposed to be good for you, you know!!

Does everybody else have the advertising links at the bottom of the screen, I thought being a SM stopped that? Does anybody actually ever use them, because I have seen all kinds of things being advertised! :-3

dubs;614671 wrote: Nectar of the Gods........


that's what I always say about beer.............. :-6

crazygal;614700 wrote: Why or why all of those annoying dots .......... instead of commas?


I..................................love.....................................dots!! :wah:

sausage time! :yh_drool

ughh no more vodka for me!

I did things Saturday that I've never done from drinking vodka!

The police were called and he STILL runs off!

almostfamous;615258 wrote: oh my god, could the new guy look any finer?! :yh_drool


did you check out his........belt buckle?? :sneaky:

Matt? Surely it wasn't him.

is it 5 o'clock yet??

Almost 8pm here.

Ffffffffffidddlesticks

Argh go join a religious forum will ya!:-5

Not the titles!

I'm hungry.

crazygal;615354 wrote: Not the titles!


I glanced at that really fast and I thought it said not the titties :-2

NotToday;615656 wrote: I glanced at that really fast and I thought it said not the titties :-2


why not the titties?

NotToday;615655 wrote: I'm hungry.


I just bought a roasted chicken and made some stove top stuffin. A tall Bud with it and I am smiling.

NotToday;615656 wrote: I glanced at that really fast and I thought it said not the titties :-2


Hey you, leave my titties alone!

Pinky;615670 wrote: Why am I so stupid to think that anything good could possibly come my way?


awww pinky what happened?

I can't believe I'm awake, I'm so desperately tired.

Pinky;615670 wrote: Why am I so stupid to think that anything good could possibly come my way?
You're not stupid.....and it WILL come. :-6