ForumGarden

Far Rider wrote: well there stuff then...hows that? :sneaky:


No No, "YOU" Stuff it.

Far Rider wrote: hahahah ok... clay targets then.... they fly better anyway!


Careful Lad I will use you as a target

Far Rider wrote: yes it falls to the ground...


Flies to pieces, hey speaking of the weird

If a salt water fish could lick us humans do you think we taste salty to them?? Ahahahahaha

When I was 15 I knew it all.

Now I realize how little I know.

Is this a cool tennis shoe or what ?

I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.

The eye of a hurricane is God's way of saying "PSYCH!"



God's such a kidder. :yh_youkid

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend

Nomad wrote: I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friendput you in the funny jacket last time did they? :wah:

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?

How come you can put everclear in a gas engine and everything's fine, but nobody has a gasoline cocktail?

Ever heard of 151 ? (premium unleaded)

Nomad wrote: Ever heard of 151 ? (premium unleaded)
Good stuff. A litre of that and a can of Coke and I'm good for a marathon spades session.



At least I was in 1980.

Well next time your playing cards and drinking 151 be sure to give me a call. High stakes poker ok ? :-6

Ewwww. Last time I drank 151 I ended up passing out on the curb outside of the Subway sandwich place and The Boyfriend stole my wallet and bought everyone lunch! They don't show incidents like THAT in those Jared commercials. Maybe they should. *shudder*

I don't drink 151 anymore : ) A lady must know her tolerance.

Thats an amusing story, I would have stole more than your wallet. Who said that ? I didnt !

No one has tolerance for 151...its poison.

Nomad wrote:

No one has tolerance for 151...its poison.
I've had several not-so-delightful experiences with the 151, most of them not appropriate for a public message board! At first I thought it was just me, but as all of the occasions of even the lightest drinking turned out terrible, I am inclined to think that particular drink is cursed!

ever wake up feeling mischevious?

Any incidents attributed to me and 151, I heard second-hand. That makes it hearsay, and I just don't condone gossip. :yh_shame

Nomad wrote: Well next time your playing cards and drinking 151 be sure to give me a call. High stakes poker ok ? :-6
First it was 1980, second it was spades not poker. If I'm ever caught drinking heavily and gambling, take it proof positive of reincarnation, 'cause it ain't happenin' in this lifetime!

Yes, But is it art?

Why is it that a little tiny thing like a paper cut can hurt so DANG MUCH?





:-5

I would change my whole sleep schedule about just to disturb you.

Love that av floppy. Very fitting.

flopstock wrote: have you ever been sure you didn't do something, then suddenly start getting the feeling you had? It's just too strange..No, but i often have the feeling that i should have done something, and later wished that i had!:D

Have you ever thought about doing something, wished you had done it, found out you really did but were too drunk to remember, and got in trouble because you forgot. Man, that's the worst.

Accountable wrote: Have you ever thought about doing something, wished you had done it, found out you really did but were too drunk to remember, and got in trouble because you forgot. Man, that's the worst.
Oh geez...the places I could take that and the things I could do with it.... :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: Oh geez...the places I could take that and the things I could do with it.... :yh_rotfl
So you do understand.

Accountable wrote: So you do understand.
All too well......

BR how come nobody has posted for an hour? are we thread-killing SOBs?? :-2

lady cop wrote: BR how come nobody has posted for an hour? are we thread-killing SOBs?? :-2
I do believe we are. I clicked on my "Today's posts" button and all I see is "lady cop" aaaaaaaaall the way down my page. :yh_bigsmi

What did you say to make everyone go away?? :yh_rotfl

i don't know...i guess i am anathema. damn. :-3

Well, you know how it is when you get a cop and a biker together. You just can't get a word in edgwise.

Clint wrote: Well, you know how it is when you get a cop and a biker together. You just can't get a word in edgwise. :Dnot to mention throwing in a preacher! :-4

lady cop wrote: not to mention throwing in a preacher! :-4
A cop and biker and a preacher...sounds like the beginning of a joke.

Clint wrote: A cop and biker and a preacher...sounds like the beginning of a joke.sounds like fun to me! we could convert you Clint! make you a sinner

A cop a preacher and a biker were in the garden. They discovered something had been eating the lettuce. The biker suspected a rival club, the preacher thought it was another congregation in town and the cop pulled out her 38 and unloaded it into a head of lettuce. “It was a slug”, she said. “It’s been following me all day.”

Sorry LC….somebody has to be the brunt of these things.:wah:

lady cop wrote: sounds like fun to me! we could convert you Clint! make you a sinner
I'm thinking....how do I ???? well....

Clint wrote: A cop a preacher and a biker were in the garden. They discovered something had been eating the lettuce. The biker suspected a rival club, the preacher thought is was another congregation in town and the cop pulled out her 38 and unloaded it into a head of lettuce. “It was a slug”, she said. “It’s been following me all day.”



Sorry LC….somebody has to be the brunt of these things.:wah:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



I just spewed coffee again!!! Dammit Clint!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Clint wrote: A cop a preacher and a biker were in the garden. They discovered something had been eating the lettuce. The biker suspected a rival club, the preacher thought it was another congregation in town and the cop pulled out her 38 and unloaded it into a head of lettuce. “It was a slug”, she said. “It’s been following me all day.”



Sorry LC….somebody has to be the brunt of these things.:wah:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Now THAT was funny!!

Clint you are great!