Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:01 am

Far Rider wrote: well there stuff then...hows that? :sneaky:

No No, "YOU" Stuff it.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:40 am

Far Rider wrote: hahahah ok... clay targets then.... they fly better anyway!

Careful Lad I will use you as a target

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:24 pm

Far Rider wrote: yes it falls to the ground...

Flies to pieces, hey speaking of the weird

If a salt water fish could lick us humans do you think we taste salty to them?? Ahahahahaha

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:41 pm

When I was 15 I knew it all.

Now I realize how little I know.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:51 am

Is this a cool tennis shoe or what ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:10 am

I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:20 am

The eye of a hurricane is God's way of saying "PSYCH!"

God's such a kidder. :yh_youkid

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:34 am

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:44 am

Nomad wrote: I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friendput you in the funny jacket last time did they? :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:46 am

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:48 am

How come you can put everclear in a gas engine and everything's fine, but nobody has a gasoline cocktail?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:50 am

Ever heard of 151 ? (premium unleaded)

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:54 am

Nomad wrote: Ever heard of 151 ? (premium unleaded)
Good stuff. A litre of that and a can of Coke and I'm good for a marathon spades session.

At least I was in 1980.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:01 am

Well next time your playing cards and drinking 151 be sure to give me a call. High stakes poker ok ? :-6

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:14 am

Ewwww. Last time I drank 151 I ended up passing out on the curb outside of the Subway sandwich place and The Boyfriend stole my wallet and bought everyone lunch! They don't show incidents like THAT in those Jared commercials. Maybe they should. *shudder*

I don't drink 151 anymore : ) A lady must know her tolerance.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:17 am

Thats an amusing story, I would have stole more than your wallet. Who said that ? I didnt !

No one has tolerance for 151...its poison.

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:22 am

Nomad wrote:

No one has tolerance for 151...its poison.
I've had several not-so-delightful experiences with the 151, most of them not appropriate for a public message board! At first I thought it was just me, but as all of the occasions of even the lightest drinking turned out terrible, I am inclined to think that particular drink is cursed!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:51 am

ever wake up feeling mischevious?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:03 pm

Any incidents attributed to me and 151, I heard second-hand. That makes it hearsay, and I just don't condone gossip. :yh_shame

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:06 pm

Nomad wrote: Well next time your playing cards and drinking 151 be sure to give me a call. High stakes poker ok ? :-6
First it was 1980, second it was spades not poker. If I'm ever caught drinking heavily and gambling, take it proof positive of reincarnation, 'cause it ain't happenin' in this lifetime!

Redrobin · Post by **Redrobin** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:47 pm

Yes, But is it art?

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:42 pm

Why is it that a little tiny thing like a paper cut can hurt so DANG MUCH?

:-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:44 am

I would change my whole sleep schedule about just to disturb you.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:10 am

Love that av floppy. Very fitting.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:15 am

flopstock wrote: have you ever been sure you didn't do something, then suddenly start getting the feeling you had? It's just too strange..

No, but i often have the feeling that i should have done something, and later wished that i had!:D

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:04 pm

Have you ever thought about doing something, wished you had done it, found out you really did but were too drunk to remember, and got in trouble because you forgot. Man, that's the worst.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:50 pm

Accountable wrote: Have you ever thought about doing something, wished you had done it, found out you really did but were too drunk to remember, and got in trouble because you forgot. Man, that's the worst.

Oh geez...the places I could take that and the things I could do with it.... :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:15 pm

BabyRider wrote: Oh geez...the places I could take that and the things I could do with it.... :yh_rotfl
So you do understand.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:16 pm

Accountable wrote: So you do understand.

All too well......

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:34 pm

BR how come nobody has posted for an hour? are we thread-killing SOBs?? :-2

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:44 pm

lady cop wrote: BR how come nobody has posted for an hour? are we thread-killing SOBs?? :-2
I do believe we are. I clicked on my "Today's posts" button and all I see is "lady cop" aaaaaaaaall the way down my page. :yh_bigsmi

What did you say to make everyone go away?? :yh_rotfl

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:51 pm

i don't know...i guess i am anathema. damn. :-3

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:13 pm

Well, you know how it is when you get a cop and a biker together. You just can't get a word in edgwise.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:14 pm

Clint wrote: Well, you know how it is when you get a cop and a biker together. You just can't get a word in edgwise. :Dnot to mention throwing in a preacher! :-4

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:19 pm

lady cop wrote: not to mention throwing in a preacher! :-4
A cop and biker and a preacher...sounds like the beginning of a joke.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:23 pm

Clint wrote: A cop and biker and a preacher...sounds like the beginning of a joke.sounds like fun to me! we could convert you Clint! make you a sinner

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:28 pm

A cop a preacher and a biker were in the garden. They discovered something had been eating the lettuce. The biker suspected a rival club, the preacher thought it was another congregation in town and the cop pulled out her 38 and unloaded it into a head of lettuce. Ã¢â‚¬Å“It was a slugÃ¢â‚¬, she said. Ã¢â‚¬Å“ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been following me all day.Ã¢â‚¬

Sorry LCÃ¢â‚¬¦.somebody has to be the brunt of these things.:wah:

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:36 pm

lady cop wrote: sounds like fun to me! we could convert you Clint! make you a sinner

I'm thinking....how do I ???? well....

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:56 pm

Clint wrote: A cop a preacher and a biker were in the garden. They discovered something had been eating the lettuce. The biker suspected a rival club, the preacher thought is was another congregation in town and the cop pulled out her 38 and unloaded it into a head of lettuce. Ã¢â‚¬Å“It was a slugÃ¢â‚¬, she said. Ã¢â‚¬Å“ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been following me all day.Ã¢â‚¬

Sorry LCÃ¢â‚¬¦.somebody has to be the brunt of these things.:wah:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I just spewed coffee again!!! Dammit Clint!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:27 pm

Clint wrote: A cop a preacher and a biker were in the garden. They discovered something had been eating the lettuce. The biker suspected a rival club, the preacher thought it was another congregation in town and the cop pulled out her 38 and unloaded it into a head of lettuce. Ã¢â‚¬Å“It was a slugÃ¢â‚¬, she said. Ã¢â‚¬Å“ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been following me all day.Ã¢â‚¬

Sorry LCÃ¢â‚¬¦.somebody has to be the brunt of these things.:wah:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Now THAT was funny!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:30 pm

Clint you are great!