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koochikoo wrote: Good morning, Theia! :-6 I best hold TLW for you while you go get yourself a coffee and breakfast...


Thanks, Koo...well, I've had a cup of tea (sshh, don't tell Pam) and I'm still not properly awake...am I doomed to be half asleep all day? :-5

tlw

Theia!! A pre-coffee woman who can't string two words together has just tried to make off with three..... I don't think so!!! Clobber her with yer pretty flowers, Koochi!! tlw

Someone said a very very rude word in here.... You can get banned for that sorta thing!!! Now go and wash yer mouth out, Theia... tlw

AussiePam wrote: Someone said a very very rude word in here.... You can get banned for that sorta thing!!! Now go and wash yer mouth out, Theia... tlw


tea tea tea tea tea tea....taunts theia

Go on, Pammy, report me, get me banned :p

TEA

TLW

koochikoo wrote: I'm with you, there Pam! You report her, I'll stand by as a witness. I saw the post containing all those foul words with my own eyes! I've a mind to take TLW and leave until this filthy mess has been taken care of!


* theia hangs her head and a teeny tear falls from her eyes. She is truly remorseful. She tries to pick up tlw but she fails...she gets only as far as t...

"sorry" team, she whispers *

Okay - but to show true repentance, Theia, I've brought you in a proper brew.. and Koochi and I would like to see you drink it now.. as a token of your alleged reform!!! tlw

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AussiePam wrote: Okay - but to show true repentance, Theia, I've brought you in a proper brew.. and Koochi and I would like to see you drink it now.. as a token of your alleged reform!!! tlw


I'm drinking it, I promise, I'm drinking it. So now can I stay? If I promise never to mention tea again?

Thank you, gals...cawfee, cawfee, cawfee

come on, lw, away with me...(well, you said I couldn't mention the unmentionable, didn't you?)

When I was little, Theia, my mum insisted I eat green beans. At the time this seemed cruel and unnatural punishment. But I learned that crying or refusing would get me nowhere. So I developed an invisible pouch in my cheeks and after I was excused from the dinner table, I'd smile and head outside to watch the sunset or whatever.. and behind the garage... add a little to the growing compost pile... So I'm up to all yer tricks. DRINK NOW !!! tlw

Well seeing as how I haven't had tlw for a while, I'm sure that you all won't mind if I take it for a while right?



Any objections??



No good. :p

:wah: Hiya Koo,hope all is well. I see that you have become a green member recently, congrats!!



And as to tlw, you really wouldn't ruin the hopes and dreams of this cute little face would ya, surely not?? :yh_angel :p

My Easter was good thanks, been out and about over the last few days, and had some of my relatives come over, which has been good fun. And for a change the weather hasn't been too bad, which I hope isn't a bad sign for a huge downpour over the weekend, because that would suck.



Oh and just because you are now a supporting member, doesn't mean you are entitled to tlw. In fact if u check page 18,900 of your newly acquired FG manual, you will see this printed in large bold text. :wah:

koochikoo wrote: We've been getting huge downpours for the last few days. It's been great coz we had a rather dry summer. My lawn is actually green for the first time in months! I'll have to break the mower out of hibernation shortly!



Oh, and I don't have the manual yet so you'll have to excuse my ignorance. Being waaaay down here it's gonna take a while to get into my hands!:wah:

So on that note, because I know no better, I'll take TLW!:D


Oh don't get me started on the mowing. If you have being following any of my posts over the last month, then you will know how much I hate cutting the grass, despite being stuck with the boring job.



And you don't have your manual yet, well that's a shame, because you of all people I would of thought, would seriously enjoy what's on page 236. Oh well.

koochikoo wrote: :-2 Do tell......


Oh well there is this two post double page spread picture of.............



Actually on second though, I'll leave the surprise until you get your hands on that manual. Let's just hope that it doesn't get lost on route to ya, because now that would be a real shame for ya hehehe. :wah:

koochikoo wrote: But surely its in my best interest to know! Theres a lot of water surrounding my country - it could get lost oh so easily! Maybe you should just give me a very long, drawn out and descriptive account of it here now... If you don't, I'll take TLW and I won't give it back. You've been warned....


:wah: Well missy if that's the way you want to play then fine. You can keep tlw I would rather have the enjoyment of seeing your face getting so anxious and tense waiting for the manual to arrive. I'm so mean some times hahaha.

koochikoo wrote: :yh_silent


:yh_giggle Well ok, I'll let slip that it's a interesting piccy of a certain FG member, but that's all I'm saying.

koochikoo wrote: :p Oh, come on, you have to tell me more that that! Thats not enough to even use my imagination with! My mind is so pure I need more details to stimulate it's... uh... risque side with :sneaky:



I ripped myself off before, I didn't technically use a word so I never actually got the Last Word! Dang. I'll have it now, tho!


Sheesh, here we are having a nice chat, and yet you still have to try and take TLW, some people eh!! :p



Well I'm still keeping quiet on the manual, but I take it you haven't gotten the 2006 FG calender. Now crikey, there are some 'interesting' pics on that too. Though thank god, I'm not on it, because otherwise it would never of sold as well as it did hehehe. :wah:

koochikoo wrote: I guess that's in the post with the 'manual', huh? Maybe you should slip me a few piccys, you know, just in case it gets lost.....


Hehehe well I could do, but what's in it for me?? Besides there are some pics in there, that may give you nightmares for years to come. Are you sure you really want that?? :sneaky: :wah:

koochikoo wrote: Well, my indefatigable love and friendship for a start!:-6 And as for the pics giving me nightmares, they couldn't possibly be any worse than the images you have propagated in my mind! You wouldn't wanna see what is in there...:wah:


Hahaha well by the sounds of it these images of yours would lead to giving me nightmares as well.



You have a very interesting mind Koo, but sometimes I do worry about ya. If u'd like perhaps we could meet over a nice cup of tea, and I'll make sure that I bring the calendar along so that u can see all those colour pictures to the fullest. Then when you faint from the shock, I can be on hand to call an ambulance for you. I'm just so nice some times aren't I?? :rolleyes:

Ok well you can have a coffee and I'll stick with my t, (can't get in trouble by just mentioning the letter t can I?? )



Oh I was unaware of this certain event coming up, as it's not mentioned on the FG calendar. I see you are wanting to keep it low key, and not on the Nomad large scale of things hahaha. Well the secrets out of the bag now, so I hope you are ready for the consequences!!

koochikoo wrote: I was gonna do the calendar thing but I didn't know how to work it



Hmm, you shouldn't get into too much trouble, the coast seems to be clear. But just to be on the safe side, you should start drinking coffee. In case you ever come to Australia. You wouldn't want us to pick on ya now, would you?


Hmm well I'm pretty sure that it just added me to the calendar when I joined up, though that was a long time ago. Perhaps you need to go into your options somewhere and find a place to add your birthdate, then it will do it for you.



Well I hope we can still be friends when I say this, but I hate coffee. It's just nasty, and always makes me feel kinda sick, so that's why I tend to stick to tea or just plain water. Surely you wouldn't pick on me for this, I mean I could get quite angry if u do, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!! :wah:

:wah: Ok, but you will be sorry, don't say I didn't warn you!!!

koochikoo wrote: And being nice via pm still won't get you TLW, I have coffee on my side. The caffeine will keep me up all night to defend my place as holder of TLW:-6

Now off you trot for your cup of
tea.


Caffeine is NOT enough to keep TLW!

Don't need no "cawfee" or that "T" word to keep me up, it's a hot "92" :-6 degrees here today, and that won't let me fall asleep!:rolleyes: :wah:

cars wrote: Don't need no "cawfee" or that "T" word to keep me up, it's a hot "92" :-6 degrees here today, and that won't let me fall asleep!:rolleyes: :wah:
I finally get to swipe TLW from Cars!!! Yay!!!!

BabyRider wrote: I finally get to swipe TLW from Cars!!! Yay!!!!


Hey, what's goin on, don't you have a bike to RIDE!:D :rolleyes:

cars wrote: Hey, what's goin on, don't you have a bike to RIDE!:D :rolleyes:


absolutely TLW is .......

I've got a bike.

You can ride it if you like.

It's got a basket, a bell that rings,

and things to make it look good.

I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things.

I've got a cloak, it's a bit of a joke.

There's a tear up the front, it's red and black,

I've had it for months.

If you think it could look good then I guess it should.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things

I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house.

I don't know why I call him Gerald.

He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things.

I've got a clan of gingerbread men.

Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.

Take a couple if you wish, they're on the dish.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes.

Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork.

Let's go into the other room and make them work.

I thought the elephant was Gerald... perplexed look... tlw

AussiePam wrote: I thought the elephant was Gerald... perplexed look... tlw
HEY!!!! What are you doing here this time of day?? You're only supposed to be here when I'm here in the wee hours of the morning. My time, that is.

Just an excuse to take TLW.... :yh_bigsmi

Grin... Love you Guys!!! And BR - this is the beginning of my working day.. but I wanted to git me cyber coffee and tlw, before leaping into the fray!

Wow it was a "sorcher" today, 92 :-6 degrees, even the beach water was HOT!;)

It was a beautiful day here and that's TLW.

SOJOURNER wrote: It was a beautiful day here and that's TLW.
Sorry....that is so NOT TLW. :yh_bigsmi



THIS is TLW....neener neener neeeeeeeener....:p