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Beaut and Babe, oh you two treat little me so well!! :-4 :p



I'm great thank you, how about the two of you?

G#Gill;838991 wrote: It's no good Hope, you'll just have to tire the wee lad out, say, about six times running round the perimeter fence ?? :-5 :wah:


:wah::wah: yeah there's nothing he likes better than walking outside once he gets out there you can't stop him!:wah:

G#Gill;838979 wrote: Well Chris got back from having his tests, and they have booked him in for further tests within two weeks. Apparently they could find nothing amiss this time, so they are sending him for more involved investigation, as they are not satisfied.

However on his way out, he was in the lift going down and the next floor down the lift stopped and two people got in. Wow! It was an old sea scout pal of Chris's who he hasn't seen for years, and the pal's mother. They had come from Northampton to Nottingham to visit somebody in hospital ! Now what are the chances of meeting like that in a hospital lift ????

Helen, have a good evening at darts, hope you aren't 'hung over' tomorrow :wah:

Hi Hope, hope you're OK matey !

Carol, have a good evening, whatever you are planning ! :driving: Maybe catch you later, unless I've already gone to bed, cos I'm knack now

Everybody have a good evening, day, night ---- Oh this blinkin time difference, does me head in

:-4
Gill that is strange but so can life be at times.I was in the middle of nowhere once and bumped into somebody who owned a club in Belguim, where I used to sing.....they were only in England for the day fgs.Glad Chris is being sorted out;)And just n ot feeling right ......stress does that to me but I will be ok.......I bloody 'ave to be!!!:rolleyes:;)

chrisb84uk;838997 wrote: Beaut and Babe, oh you two treat little me so well!! :-4 :p



I'm great thank you, how about the two of you?


Knackered Chris, but otherwise OK thanks XXX

Carolly;838992 wrote: Have to do my Market:(


well i hope you get to feeling better by tomorrow!:)

I think everyone is tired lately, must be some kind of sleeping gas or something going around!! :wah:

chrisb84uk;838997 wrote: Beaut and Babe, oh you two treat little me so well!! :-4 :p



I'm great thank you, how about the two of you? :)Oh Chris just wonderful:wah:I wished!!!;)You ok me little dear?

chrisb84uk;839009 wrote: I think everyone is tired lately, must be some kind of sleeping gas or something going around!! :wah:Im doing to much Chris:( and not getting much sleep.

Hope6;839008 wrote: well i hope you get to feeling better by tomorrow!:)Thankyou.....hope I will:-3

Carolly;839011 wrote: Oh Chris just wonderful:wah:I wished!!!;)You ok me little dear?


I'm doing wonderful thank you for asking!!

Carolly;839013 wrote: Im doing to much Chris:( and not getting much sleep.


Sorry to hear. Here why don't you head over to the pub, put your feet up on the new couch, get some rest, and I'll get you a drink, you deserve one by the sounds of it!! :-6

chrisb84uk;839018 wrote: Sorry to hear. Here why don't you head over to the pub, put your feet up on the new couch, get some rest, and I'll get you a drink, you deserve one by the sounds of it!! :-6
Have to baby sit this lot Chris:rolleyes:

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are near to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet'.

'Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee'.

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget.'

'Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!'

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?'



'Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....









Ees





Ees...









'Ees, a Ham Bush':wah::wah:;)

Carolly;839021 wrote: Have to baby sit this lot Chris:rolleyes:


Hahaha no wonder you are tired then!! :wah:

Good morning all my little cherubs Its 5.08am om Thursday morning

chrisb84uk;839024 wrote: Hahaha no wonder you are tired then!! :wah:There bleedin hard work I tell you mate:(

kayleneaussie;839028 wrote: Good morning all my little cherubs Its 5.08am om Thursday morning
Hiya:)well its 20.12 here Wednesday:p

Hiya Kaylene, how are you today! :-6

See that GILL was number 17000:-5 she does it everytime:sneaky::p

kayleneaussie;839028 wrote: Good morning all my little cherubs Its 5.08am om Thursday morning


hi Kay!

it's 3 in the afternoon on Wednesday here:wah:

Carolly;839059 wrote: See that GILL was number 17000:-5 she does it everytime:sneaky::p


Haha must be a hidden talent I guess!! :wah:

chrisb84uk;839091 wrote: Haha must be a hidden talent I guess!! :wah:Chris I reckon she waits and then just attacks at the right minute!:D

chrisb84uk;839040 wrote: Hiya Kaylene, how are you today! :-6


Hi Chris I am great...Shayden slept through:D

Carolly;839096 wrote: Chris I reckon she waits and then just attacks at the right minute!:D


Hahaha I bet she does! Probably a sixth sense that allows her to detect the exact moment to send that post, and poof it always works. Truly remarkable!! :wah: :rolleyes:

kayleneaussie;839101 wrote: Hi Chris I am great...Shayden slept through:D


Glad to hear Kaylene, you must be one of the few then that actually got some sleep last night!! :-6

HI im back:D sorry i havent read back yet so hope i aint missed owt important:-3 we decided to bring sheila straight home when we picked her up from the vets this afternoon, she was so groggy, and looked so poorly, thought the best place for her was home. She has slept most of the time since, but has just managed a small portion of food, then went and lay stright back down. Hubs is with her now:-4 Anyway i hope you are all ok and i am going to read the posts now:-6

Hi Kaz :-4

Evening Kaza. :-6

Hello my darlings.

Hope everybody's fine.

Hi Abbey :-6

Evening Abbey, I hope you are well! :-6

Sorry Carol, I wasn't even aware of it. I wasn't looking at the post numbers! Oh gawd, and I got 16000 as well !!! I'm definitely in the

:(:rolleyes:

I'll have to keep an eye out then on who gets no 17,000 and see if you get it again Gill!



We sure are getting to 20,000 fast, didn't seem like long ago since we had the 10,000 party!!

evening all,carol asked me to say high to Kaz and glad to see you back.shes watching the apprentice on tv,(business folk never leave it alone do they)

kayleneaussie;839028 wrote: Good morning all my little cherubs Its 5.08am om Thursday morning


Hi Kay, glad Shayden slept through for you !!

Evening fellow Chris, don't believe we've met before, so hello to you! :-6

kazalala;839109 wrote: HI im back:D sorry i havent read back yet so hope i aint missed owt important:-3 we decided to bring sheila straight home when we picked her up from the vets this afternoon, she was so groggy, and looked so poorly, thought the best place for her was home. She has slept most of the time since, but has just managed a small portion of food, then went and lay stright back down. Hubs is with her now:-4 Anyway i hope you are all ok and i am going to read the posts now:-6


Hi Kaz !! So sorry to hear about Sheila, hope she soon gets better xxx

abbey;839152 wrote: Hello my darlings.

Hope everybody's fine.


Hi Abbs ! Hope all is OK with you and Dad and Mum ! :-3:-6

hoxtonchris;839182 wrote: evening all,carol askes me to say high to cazand glad to see you back.shes watching the apprentice on tv,(business folk never leave it alone do they)


Hi Chris, it is good that a few fellas are posting on here !

kayleneaussie;839153 wrote: Hi Abbey :-6


chrisb84uk;839157 wrote: Evening Abbey, I hope you are well! :-6
Hi sweetpea's I'm fine & dandy. x



hoxtonchris;839182 wrote: evening all,carol askes me to say high to cazand glad to see you back.shes watching the apprentice on tv,(business folk never leave it alone do they)Hiya, Hope you're well.

Send my love to Carol Chris.



Hi Gill next stop lifting the cup..YAAAAAAAAAAAY. :-6

Well as much as I like you Abbey, I'm afraid that you may have the Premier League in the bag, but you will have us to pass in the Champions League final and that isn't going to happen!!

Well just fed both babies now they have to bathed and dressed in their new clothes:-6 Shayden has a visit with his mum and then with his dad, he will come home very tired:( Latesha has a 2 hour visit with her nan today then she goes tomorrow for the weekend

chrisb84uk;839190 wrote: Evening fellow Chris, don't believe we've met before, so hello to you! :-6and hello to you chris.carol has told me all about you, all nice of course!

abbey;839207 wrote: Hi sweetpea's I'm fine & dandy. x



Hiya, Hope you're well.

Send my love to Carol Chris.



Hi Gill next stop lifting the cup..YAAAAAAAAAAAY. :-6




Too right Abbs Woooopeeeee !!!!!

:wah:;)

thanks abbey:)

hoxtonchris;839276 wrote: and hello to you chris.carol has told me all about you, all nice of course!


That's very nice of her to say, tell her I said thank you!!! :-6

kazalala;839109 wrote: HI im back:D sorry i havent read back yet so hope i aint missed owt important:-3 we decided to bring sheila straight home when we picked her up from the vets this afternoon, she was so groggy, and looked so poorly, thought the best place for her was home. She has slept most of the time since, but has just managed a small portion of food, then went and lay stright back down. Hubs is with her now:-4 Anyway i hope you are all ok and i am going to read the posts now:-6


Sorry i still havent read back. i literally just finished wrriting the post above when my husband shouted for me and sheila was bleeding a lot from her wound. we got help from the woman next door as she owns kennels and breeds dogs, so she knew a bit more than us. we ended up taking her to emergency vets where they found out she is bleeding internally. They have her now and are operating, it is very risky but we had no other choice. they are going to phone us when the op is over.

Wow that sounds really worrying for you all! I truly hope the operation is a success Kaza!! :-6

chrisb84uk;839382 wrote: Wow that sounds really worrying for you all! I truly hope the operation is a success Kaza!! :-6


Thanks Chris,, we are worried a bit, The vet also said the cost wuld be between 600 to 700 pound, but then on the way home, the owner of the vets where she was spayed phoned us to sympathise and told us not to worry about the cost as they would cover them. That worries me:-1

kazalala;839386 wrote: Thanks Chris,, we are worried a bit, The vet also said the cost wuld be between 600 to 700 pound, but then on the way home, the owner of the vets where she was spayed phoned us to sympathise and told us not to worry about the cost as they would cover them. That worries me:-1Oh hell Kaz Ive just read this..........dunno what to say babe......Im always here for you remember that and only a phone call away.....prayers are with Sheliaxx