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I'm of swimming everyone goodbye possums

CrahhhhPPPPPPP

we have a snowfall advisory here, for pity sake enough is enough, what this means we are expecting a huge snow storm....

Should be fun going home in rush hour traffic.

That's it I'm moving!!!!!:yh_frustr :-5

my neighbor is still single.

Is it legal to cage your child up?

minks;595454 wrote: CrahhhhPPPPPPP

we have a snowfall advisory here, for pity sake enough is enough, what this means we are expecting a huge snow storm....

Should be fun going home in rush hour traffic.

That's it I'm moving!!!!!:yh_frustr :-5


Okay, got a room ready for ya....like Bob Barker says...."Come ON Down!!!":)

crazygal;595471 wrote: Is it legal to cage your child up?


as long as you give them food and water...i prefer to bind mine and hang him upside down in the closet

zinkyusa;595474 wrote: as long as you give them food and water...i prefer to bind mine and hang him upside down in the closet




:wah: Good idea. Boys are such a pain in the butt, I do hope girls are easier!

Please don't let them take him away.

Wow its been ages since I've been here:-3

Only two left, now I DO feel sick!

Im a dork...Im a dork...:-6

Nomad is a dork, Nomad is a dork:-6

WonderWendy3;595773 wrote: Nomad's a dork, Nomad's a dork:-6




That shouldnt have made me laugh :wah: :-3

I always told my boys when they were small to not play with snakes. i looked outside one day and all three of them were in their little pool ...my oldest had a snake by the tail...and it was swimming as fast as it could..not going anywhere..i went beserk screaming and holloring . my oldest informed me real quick he was not playing with the snake he was exercising it...:-5 :-5 :-5

[QUOTE=guppy;595785]I always told my boys when they were small to not play with snakes. i looked outside one day and all three of them were in their little pool ...my oldest had a snake by the tail...and it was swimming as fast as it could..not going anywhere..i went beserk screaming and holloring . my oldest informed me real quick he was not playing with the snake he was exercising it.../QUOTE]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Love it, all I have to compare is the Ex pretending he was the "Crocodile Hunter" with a baby copperhead, holding it out by the tail and showing the kids...I came out of the house screaming, the kids informed me that they were going to keep as a pet....:-5 :-5

Had your ex been drinking that day?? :-2

Thankfully all my son has brought into the house are toads.

Ha!! The snakes are funny. My dad hates anything crawly. A few times we've had snakes in the house (they show up after a desert rain) and I've had to remove them myself because my dad just flips out. I never kill them, I just get the taco tongs out of the kitchen drawer and pick them up. I carry them over to the next acre and gently deposit them on the ground, wishing them well and apologizing for bruising their little middles. (No I'm not a froot loop, I'm completely serious.) Snakes are tres cool. My last boyfriend had two or three and insisted I hold them one night. Once I did I was hooked. But then there was that time I stayed the night and he blocked me from three rooms because he couldn't find one of his snakes. I was afraid I'd wake up with it. :-3

What's the opposite of random?

why do i go to the chinese where there is eat as much as you want for £5 of course to me that means eat as much as humanly possible ,i never learn then i feel ill for the rest of the day ,like now but i'm still happy :-6

Jamesblonde;595849 wrote: What's the opposite of random?




unrandom :wah: :wah:

Sheryl;595841 wrote: Had your ex been drinking that day?? :-2

Thankfully all my son has brought into the house are toads.


Matter of a fact...ummm YES....he drank every night, but that really had nothing to do with his lack of good judgement, he had none when he was sober!:mad:



So opposite of Random, would be "well thought out", and ummm, you'd never see me in this thread!!:p

I'm so board i shoud have gone into Work today

jimbo;595896 wrote: why do i go to the chinese where there is eat as much as you want for £5 of course to me that means eat as much as humanly possible ,i never learn then i feel ill for the rest of the day ,like now but i'm still happy :-6
I bet you are hungry by now again though.

my 3 year old has started commenting on women's breasts when we're out!

I didn't know they started so young...... :wah:

Darn vacuum - BAGLESS its going to be missing a few more parts soon

sunny104;595922 wrote: my 3 year old has started commenting on women's breasts when we're out!



I didn't know they started so young...... :wah:




Well we have to learn to speak before we become perv's.

YZGI;595934 wrote: Well we have to learn to speak before we become perv's.


:wah:

the last time, I asked him "why are you talking about that?"

and he says "because they're huge!" in this tone of voice like, duh mom! :rolleyes:

jimbo;595896 wrote: why do i go to the chinese where there is eat as much as you want for £5 of course to me that means eat as much as humanly possible ,i never learn then i feel ill for the rest of the day ,like now but i'm still happy :-6


I heard that. I do the same thing. There is a great chinese buffet here in OKC called Taste Of China. It is about $8 USD and they have kalamari and almost anything you might like. but yes, I eat way too much.

Pinky;596044 wrote: Right, I suppose I'd better go and get some stuff out of the way so I can come back and play with you guys later!:-6
Now that sounds like a great idea!!!

Pinky;596050 wrote: Oh crap, I did it again!!!

It's a defect of the brain, I swear it is! :-3
It's a good one though.

WHEN am I going to win the lottery?????!!!!!!

sunny104;596087 wrote: WHEN am I going to win the lottery?????!!!!!!
Well whenever it is, just remember I'm your best friend

This reminds me of when my kids climb in our bed in the middle of night and I am forced to one of their beds

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures ... +Pwns+Dog/

Had to take hubby lunch today. As we are leaving the city limits by daughter tells me in this serios voice "don't get us lost mommy" :wah:

Sheryl;596172 wrote: Had to take hubby lunch today. As we are leaving the city limits by daughter tells me in this serios voice "don't get us lost mommy" :wah:


Apparently this has happened before, Sheryl? :wah:

Off to my Karate class...whooo hooo...

Hi-Yah!!

I missed lunch today, I am starved, Minks's do not do well without food....

Grrrrrrrr

you can see it in my eyes

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I wanna move to NYC

Musiclover89;596246 wrote: I wanna move to NYC


but?????

minks;596242 wrote: I missed lunch today, I am starved, Minks's do not do well without food....

Grrrrrrrr



you can see it in my eyes


i am just like that minks...i go from guppy to gruppy in three seconds without food....

guppy;596253 wrote: i am just like that minks...i go from guppy to gruppy in three seconds without food....


oiy bad stuff eh.... sets the entire day on it's ear.

minks;596260 wrote: oiy bad stuff eh.... sets the entire day on it's ear.


lets put it this way...anybody that knows me knows to feed me....:wah:

guppy;596263 wrote: lets put it this way...anybody that knows me knows to feed me....:wah:


But if they feed you too much do you go belly up?

YZGI;596264 wrote: But if they feed you too much do you go belly up?


:wah: :wah: now that would depend on who it was....:sneaky:

YZGI;596264 wrote: But if they feed you too much do you go belly up?


I like a belly rub... oh wait I wasn't spose to say that was I ....

oops crap!!

minks;596250 wrote: but?????


Their is not but i wanna leave the UK ASAP but i'll need to live here another 5 years till i finished my studies