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okay Jacob has just woke up so i have to be going for a while, and see how he's feeling and feed him his breakfast.

i will talk to ya'll later!:)

i hope everyone will have a good day!:-6

Hope, what time will you be back? See ya later and go enjoy this weather while we have it:wah:

hi i'm back!:-6

but it's awfully quite in here, it looks like everybody's gone!

Jacob seems to be better today, i'm thinking now maybe it was an allergy!:)

Have you taken him to a doctor?

Where is everybody ? ------------> ------------- > --------------->



:-1

Off for the day everyone and have a great Friday night.

Have a good day Ducky, don't do anything I wouldn't :wah::wah:

Just a quick hi as Im not at home but will be in a couple of hours....if anybodys about that is lolMy luck everyone will be busy.Ere I gotta tell you before I go I went into Debenhams today an guess what..............saw my latest line there.....JML are doing it on the teles in there showing people what it does.....Its a Dyson Chopper......Chris is just gonna download a picture he took so I can use it to sell mine.......will show it when he does lolAnywayyyyyyyy There price is £29.99.....mine is...............wait for it...................are you ready..............tell you what though I may put um up now grrrrrr.............I charge7.99!!!!!!!!!....Im bleedin mad:-5:-5 and no comments about that so there :wah::pOh well he wants to sort it out an then I will be getting to leave after I show you it!!!!Talk later me little darlins........thats if anyones here:wah:;)xxx

Well I'm blinkin here

G#Gill;834440 wrote: Well I'm blinkin here
Gill sing a song or somefing;)dont do a strip though ffs though :sneaky:Just sorting this picture out.....Chris has to print it out for me so better go.....hope to chat later matexxxxx;)

Good morning everyone:) Its Sat and its 5.40am and shayden slept through the night:D

OK Carol, I will try :sneaky:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Paid a penny and only ................................

:rolleyes:

Where is everyone

Evening all. :-6

Oh Hi Chris and how are you my friend??:)

Hiya Kaylene, I'm fine thank you, how about you, having a good day so far?

hello ladies ...

Carolly;834510 wrote: Hi there KaY na Gill:).Chris has just done a couple of pictures for me to put with my Dysons tomorrow so they can see what a bleedin bargain there getting;)......showing you here.......also we went to me mums grave today and its so lovely there.....all fields around and sheep.Took a picture......I know that people dont normally put pictures of this type of thing on......but when have I ever done ANYTHING normal:wah:.....Talk later guys as Im leaving soonxxxx


awwwwwwwwwww that is really beautiful Carol:-4

jones jones;834509 wrote: hello ladies ...


Heyyyyyyyyyyy jj:-4

thought i would post this thread here on FOC ... why? cos i know that my lil' ol' pussycat will have something to say ... like ..

"see didn't i say he was a tart ... a lyin' git ...???"

and i read here that she wasn't feelin so good lately so i so wanna cheer her up ..

so i am gonna post a "part" ... a small part of a letter i got from a lady quite a few

years ago ... in which she had the audacity to actually DUMP me .... mwa ... Jj ...

the chosen ... sob .. -1

brb ...

Jj :-4

chrisb84uk;834508 wrote: Hiya Kaylene, I'm fine thank you, how about you, having a good day so far?


Well its only 6.20am but so far my day has started out good cause Shayden slept through the night:D

Hi there KaY an Gill:).Chris has just done a couple of pictures for me to put with my Dysons tomorrow so they can see what a bleedin bargain there getting;)......showing you here.......

Attached files

Carol did ya delete the other post or am I going mad:-5:-5

Carolly;834526 wrote: Hi there KaY an Gill:).Chris has just done a couple of pictures for me to put with my Dysons tomorrow so they can see what a bleedin bargain there getting;)......showing you here.......


I want one:D

Well I can't do them justice now, but here are a few songs I used to sing when I was in me band.......................................















Karen Carpenter sang in the same key as I did, so I never had to change the sheet music, and besides I just loved most of their songs.

jones jones;834520 wrote: thought i would post this thread here on FOC ... why? cos i know that my lil' ol' pussycat will have something to say ... like ..

"see didn't i say he was a tart ... a lyin' git ...???"

and i read here that she wasn't feelin so good lately so i so wanna cheer her up ..

so i am gonna post a "part" ... a small part of a letter i got from a lady quite a few

years ago ... in which she had the audacity to actually DUMP me .... mwa ... Jj ...

the chosen ... sob .. -1

brb ...

Jj :-4


Thats what ya get for being a male tart :yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;834537 wrote: Thats what ya get for being a male tart :yh_rotfl


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! :-1 :-1

Jj :-4

okay ... so shall i continue with my "dear john"?

jones jones;834544 wrote: okay ... so shall i continue with my "dear john"?


yessssssssssssssssss hurry up so I can have me bubble bath;)

G#Gill;834536 wrote: Well I can't do them justice now, but here are a few songs I used to sing when I was in me band.......................................















Karen Carpenter sang in the same key as I did, so I never had to change the sheet music, and besides I just loved most of their songs.


Great songs Gill, she had a magical voice didnt she?

fuzzy butt;834565 wrote: Been up since around 3am this is not good


awwwwwwwwww how come?

i shall take the strained silence as a yes ...

now i have been posting her on FOC on and off for quite a while ...

sometimes i stay away for some time ... but i always return ... why? its cos i just

can't stay away from women ... espeically beautiful women ... for long ...

a failing i have ... sigh ... :-4

so those of you who know me will probably be surprised to learn that i am

actually a very vain man ... i am not modest ... i blow my own trumpet ... i am

no shrinking violet ... i do not hide my light under a bushel ... i am ever so slightly

arrogant ... in short ... i am Jj ... the chosen ...

so it will also come as a surprise to you that i was once dumped by a woman ...



sob :-1 :-1



excuse me while i go get myself together ...

brb ...

evenin all,

havin a lazy nite, just had chinese and have got a voddy and coke with my name on it and its going down a treat.

the weather has taken a turn for the worst, rain and gales so its nice to be in the warm:D

Hi Kay, yes those were the days - Chris and Andy reckon I sounded very similar, certainly when I sang Carpenters songs :wah::wah: I do regret not keeping up with my singing though :-1

So Carol you'd better look after that voice of yours Mrs !!!!

Hi Chris and JJ

carol,

my boss has just bought a sort of mini oven fron the jml shopping channel, it looks like one of those steamers you can get. you can roast any sort of meat or roast potatos, parsnips etc. she was going to try it out tonight so dont know yet if it was any good.

jones jones;834580 wrote: i shall take the strained silence as a yes ...

now i have been posting her on FOC on and off for quite a while ...

sometimes i stay away for some time ... but i always return ... why? its cos i just

can't stay away from women ... espeically beautiful women ... for long ...

a failing i have ... sigh ... :-4

so those of you who know me will probably be surprised to learn that i am

actually a very vain man ... i am not modest ... i blow my own trumpet ... i am

no shrinking violet ... i do not hide my light under a bushel ... i am ever so slightly

arrogant ... in short ... i am Jj ... the chosen ...

so it will also come as a surprise to you that i was once dumped by a woman ...



sob :-1 :-1



excuse me while i go get myself together ...

brb ...


jj get on with it:p

Well I have had me bath and got dressed waiting waiting waiting for this dump letter:D

so i met angela thru a "mutual friend" :rolleyes: she was a university lecturer ... a

professor of languages or something like that and she was seperated from her

husband ... also a professor ...

she was also six years older than me and we were together for about eighteen months i think ... we did many things together and i think she was very glad to have me as her escort ... no i was not a gigolo or a tart carol ...

we went to the opera the ballet the theatre as this was her scene and i do believe that she loved me very much in a sort of "motherly" way ... not that my mother would ever have asked me to do the things angela did!

however ... and i hate having to admit this here on FOC in front of carol especially ... i cannot remain faithfull to a single woman for long ... i have so much love to give ... too much for ONE woman in fact ..

i CAN love more than one woman at a time and love them each equally as much ... funny ... women can't do this or understand this ...

anyway after angela had caught me sort of .... er ... WITH other random women a few times ... she decided she'd had enough and one night .. after telling me in a very restrained and polite way exactly what she thought of me ... she asked me to get out of her life for good ..

in other words angela dumped me ...

also she wrote me a letter telling me exactly what she thouight of me ...

pride prevents me from posting all of it here but i shall in my next post let you read SOME of what she said about me ...

mostly nice stuff i might add!

Jj:-4

Helen;834582 wrote: evenin all,

havin a lazy nite, just had chinese and have got a voddy and coke with my name on it and its going down a treat.

the weather has taken a turn for the worst, rain and gales so its nice to be in the warm:D


never tried vodka with coke

Helen;834582 wrote: evenin all,

havin a lazy nite, just had chinese and have got a voddy and coke with my name on it and its going down a treat.

the weather has taken a turn for the worst, rain and gales so its nice to be in the warm:D


Hi Helen, I don't blame you one bit, I wish I could join you !!:(:-5

jones jones;834628 wrote: so i met angela thru a "mutual friend" :rolleyes: she was a university lecturer ... a

professor of languages or something like that and she was seperated from her

husband ... also a professor ...

she was also six years older than me and we were together for about eighteen months i think ... we did many things together and i think she was very glad to have me as her escort ... no i was not a gigolo or a tart carol ...

we went to the opera the ballet the theatre as this was her scene and i do believe that she loved me very much in a sort of "motherly" way ... not that my mother would ever have asked me to do the things angela did!

however ... and i hate having to admit this here on FOC in front of carol especially ... i cannot remain faithfull to a single woman for long ... i have so much love to give ... too much for ONE woman in fact ..

i CAN love more than one woman at a time and love them each equally as much ... funny ... women can't do this or understand this ...

anyway after angela had caught me sort of .... er ... WITH other random women a few times ... she decided she'd had enough and one night .. after telling me in a very restrained and polite way exactly what she thought of me ... she asked me to get out of her life for good ..

in other words angela dumped me ...

also she wrote me a letter telling me exactly what she thouight of me ...

pride prevents me from posting all of it here but i shall in my next post let you read SOME of what she said about me ...

mostly nice stuff i might add!

Jj:-4


As I said before jj women dont like male tarts;)

so angela's letter dumping me went ... dadadadada ... and then the final paragraph ... and remember that she was a professor of languages so her style isn't like dudespeak or stuff ...

"...so essentially my dear, you were a strange blend of cold, detached reason and sentimental sensuous emotions. So much so that i was never quite sure which part of you i was going to see on any given day. On the exterior you were cool, elegant and utterly charming. But the inside was a place that in my experience very few people got to go. Suffice to say that you were gorgeous, eternally unfaithful and able to lie through your teeth with the most perfect of smiles. Goodbye."

so ... anyone (apart from my lil' ol' pussycat) agree with angela?

jeez ... i hope not!

Jj:-4

jones jones;834642 wrote: so angela's letter dumping me went ... dadadadada ... and then the final paragraph ... and remember that she was a professor of languages so her style isn't like dudespeak or stuff ...

"...so essentially my dear, you were a strange blend of cold, detached reason and sentimental sensuous emotions. So much so that i was never quite sure which part of you i was going to see on any given day. On the exterior you were cool, elegant and utterly charming. But the inside was a place that in my experience very few people got to go. Suffice to say that you were gorgeous, eternally unfaithful and able to lie through your teeth with the most perfect of smiles. Goodbye."

so ... anyone (apart from my lil' ol' pussycat) agree with angela?

jeez ... i hope not!

Jj:-4


Totally agree with her:)

ok I am off now got things to do:-4

jones jones;834642 wrote: so angela's letter dumping me went ... dadadadada ... and then the final paragraph ... and remember that she was a professor of languages so her style isn't like dudespeak or stuff ...

"...so essentially my dear, you were a strange blend of cold, detached reason and sentimental sensuous emotions. So much so that i was never quite sure which part of you i was going to see on any given day. On the exterior you were cool, elegant and utterly charming. But the inside was a place that in my experience very few people got to go. Suffice to say that you were gorgeous, eternally unfaithful and able to lie through your teeth with the most perfect of smiles. Goodbye."

so ... anyone (apart from my lil' ol' pussycat) agree with angela?

jeez ... i hope not!

Jj:-4


hi Jj,

i cant say that i agree with her cos i dont know you:-3

but i know someone like that !! he has the capabilty to make you love him with every thing you've got, treats you like you're the only woman in the world,makes you believe theres nothing you cant achieve.

then suddenly you realize that the pedestal he has put you on gives you a veiw of all the other women he is saying the same thing to and believe me ......... that hurts !!

Im Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:DWheres JJ gone......was just give him a friendly chat:rolleyes::D;)

jones jones;834642 wrote: so angela's letter dumping me went ... dadadadada ... and then the final paragraph ... and remember that she was a professor of languages so her style isn't like dudespeak or stuff ...

"...so essentially my dear, you were a strange blend of cold, detached reason and sentimental sensuous emotions. So much so that i was never quite sure which part of you i was going to see on any given day. On the exterior you were cool, elegant and utterly charming. But the inside was a place that in my experience very few people got to go. Suffice to say that you were gorgeous, eternally unfaithful and able to lie through your teeth with the most perfect of smiles. Goodbye."

so ... anyone (apart from my lil' ol' pussycat) agree with angela?

jeez ... i hope not!

Jj:-4NOOOOOOO!!!!!!SHOCK........HORROR!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Carolly;834661 wrote: Im Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:DWheres JJ gone......was just give him a friendly chat:rolleyes::D;)


i am right here darlin' ... just waitin' for you!!!!



Jj:-4