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Sorry, didn't mean to lash out in bitterness!:D

actionfigurestepho wrote: Extra special my Aunt Fanny.


You have an Aunt Fanny, too? I have an Aunt Fanny and she comes out at the most embarrassing times and she's huge! And she says some of the most awful things to people. :wah:

tmbsgrl wrote: lol!:wah:


^ a random act of funniness

911 wrote: You have an Aunt Fanny, too? I have an Aunt Fanny and she comes out at the most embarrassing times and she's huge! And she says some of the most awful things to people. :wah:


I have an uncle who used to call me "Fanny Liz" because my name is Stephanie Elizabeth. If my brother's future kids ever call me Aunt Fanny I'm going to beat him into a pulp just for pure example.

actionfigurestepho wrote: I have an uncle who used to call me "Fanny Liz" because my name is Stephanie Elizabeth. If my brother's future kids ever call me Aunt Fanny I'm going to beat him into a pulp just for pure example.


Just be sure you dress the part. You must have a large booty, hair in a severe bun, pointed rim granny glasses with a silver chain holding them on, big flowered dress belted at the waist, stockings held up above the knee with rubber garters, old lady stomping shoes, (preferrably black in color and lace up), big huge purse and knitting paraphanelia. Then start wailing on them with your cane. :wah:

911 wrote: Just be sure you dress the part. You must have a large booty, hair in a severe bun, pointed rim granny glasses with a silver chain holding them on, big flowered dress belted at the waist, stockings held up above the knee with rubber garters, old lady stomping shoes, (preferrably black in color and lace up), big huge purse and knitting paraphanelia. Then start wailing on them with your cane. :wah:


Mrs Doubtfire ahahahaha

minks wrote: Mrs Doubtfire ahahahaha


Exactly, only meaner and she really shouldn't have a penis;)

911 wrote: Exactly, only meaner and she really shouldn't have a penis;)


OMG you said the P word ahahahahah

minks wrote: OMG you said the P word ahahahahah


Better than the 'D' word. I hate that word!



Oh, Flop, when somewhere is that white, you have to go to the dollar stores or some cheap store like that. But don't cha just love those pic combs? They're terrif!

flopstock wrote: you guys have any idea how hard it is to buy pic combs in a city this white?:wah:

swear to god 4 stores 8 combs total:rolleyes:Pic combs?

minks wrote: OMG you said the P word ahahahahah


and why wasn't it given the **** treatment like ***** was the other day????



odd??

"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than

submarines in the sky."---From an old carrier sailor

Tomorrow is Friday!

Beef sticks with the cheese, and crackers too..................

Far Rider wrote: I love sharp chedder cheese...mmmmmmm good!




No....no I dont think you do.

Far Rider wrote: *Slices big hunk of sharp chedder cheese and pops into mouth right in front of Nomad*



So There! You gonna make soemthing of it little girl! :yh_rotfl




Rats eat cheese

non alcoholic whiskey ? whats your point lol !

Every once in a while I think I can feel my hair growing.

freak !

BabyRider wrote: Every once in a while I think I can feel my hair growing.
I know what you mean. I have a sensitive nose too.

911 wrote: Exactly, only meaner and she really shouldn't have a penis;)
Ever, or just that day? :-3

Accountable wrote: I know what you mean. I have a sensitive nose too.




nose hair SUCKS !

I wish I loved football. I'm watching the Patriots and the Raiders, and I had to call my daughter so she could explain what a down is, what the heck is offsides, , etc. Ok, I kind of understand that stuff, but the excitement to watch a game...well, it just isn't there. I do love baseball though. But gee, I really WANT to love football. Maybe if I watch enough of it it will grab hold of me?

Nomad wrote: nose hair SUCKS !
Not for me, my moustache hides it.... :yh_rotfl

NursiePoo wrote: I do love baseball though.
Oh that is SO cool!!! NO women like baseball!! Well, besides you and me.

I think if you stick it out, you will learn to like football. Just concentrate on all those finely packed uniforms, bent over, wriggling into position....*sigh*



Oh, and talk to Val, she's a HUGE football fan!

"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough

power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

OK, I'll stick it out...at the very least I'll get a good sleep on Monday nights!:D

Clint wrote: "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough

power left to get you to the scene of the crash."


Yeah, very true.

:eek:

NursiePoo wrote: Yeah, very true.

:eek:
Prophetic isn't it?

if you want a job doing do it yourself!



i gave someone some work to do for me because i was totally swamped and ive no idea what they thought they were doing but its complete bo**ox and i now have to redo the whole flippin thing



thats my afternoon done then



:-5

pink princess wrote: if you want a job doing do it yourself!



i gave someone some work to do for me because i was totally swamped and ive no idea what they thought they were doing but its complete bo**ox and i now have to redo the whole flippin thing



thats my afternoon done then



:-5


Ouch sorry to hear PP, that certainly isn't good. Looks like I'm gonna be the spread the sunhsine guy today by the looks of everyone's day so far!! :-6

BabyRider wrote: Oh that is SO cool!!! NO women like baseball!! Well, besides you and me.

I think if you stick it out, you will learn to like football. Just concentrate on all those finely packed uniforms, bent over, wriggling into position....*sigh*



Oh, and talk to Val, she's a HUGE football fan!




OH...ME...MEEEE! I love, love, love baseball! Go Cards! :-4

chrisb84uk wrote: Ouch sorry to hear PP, that certainly isn't good. Looks like I'm gonna be the spread the sunhsine guy today by the looks of everyone's day so far!! :-6


speading the love huh?



sunshine-iness is much appreciated

pink princess wrote: speading the love huh?



sunshine-iness is much appreciated


Oh ya know I'm happy to spread the love and happiness around PP- here ya go :-4 :-6

JAB wrote: I leave tomorrow for my first vacation in 4 years!!! 5 of us "girls" are heading out to Napa Valley for a week of red and white 'beverages'!!



I can't wait!!! :-6


Lucky u sounds like a load of fun. Have a great time JAB and don't forget to tell us all about it when u get back!! Oh and don't come back to tanned, others may get jealous. :wah:

HEY! I have an idea .........

Accountable wrote: HEY! I have an idea .........


An idea, oh we'd better all duck for cover in that case. :wah:

flopstock wrote: don't worry chris..false alarm...it's usually just gas..:sneaky:


Ah that's a relief in that case. Was worried there for a minute as well.

Accountable wrote: HEY! I have an idea .........


and......... that would be.....



or was your random thought youd had an idea but with no actual idea behind it..... is that even possible?!?



i keep meaning to ask how come you have a man in a kilt in your signature?...