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Hamster;524624 wrote: Jimbo should I have cheese or beans on my baked spud....or both?


i thought you were a veggie i'd go with beans but have you not heard of the potato weevil ? they reckon you eat about for every jacket spud you eat :-3 :-3

Hamster;524649 wrote: Jimbo what should I eat now you've put me off my potato? :-3


just joking no weevils in spuds , see no weevil , hear no weevil, eat no weevil, sorry about my last post i went off topic reading something else and for some reason answered it here to you ...see what happens when jimbo multi tasks :wah: :wah: :wah:

Hamster;524660 wrote: Jimbo does that happen every time you multi-task?


yup just moved my cup of tea instead of the mouse now have a wet keyboard ... ok i'm hopless i admit it

What is your favorite movie?

What is your favorite musical?

How would you describe the perfect women?

How would you describe the perfect man?

Should I paint the grim reeper on the hood of my car and write on the side I am coming to get you?

Hamster;524769 wrote: Jimbo why don't you like "The Time Warp" song? :-3 :wah:


what are you on about i love that song ...

Pinky;524802 wrote: D'ya fancy doing a duet with me Jimbo?



Join in...Let's dooo the time warp agaaaaiiin!:wah:


i love that song...................... but not that much :wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz;524797 wrote: What is your favorite movie?snatch



What is your favorite musical?....sound of music :-3

How would you describe the perfect women?well sue will back me up on this , i dont go for looks , someone i can be at ease with funny , kind , nice but someone that will keep me on my toes, body type i like buxom girls bit of muscle to be honest i prefer my women top heavy but thats an optional extra



How would you describe the perfect man?er big bald funny kind ... modest



Should I paint the grim reeper on the hood of my car and write on the side I am coming to get you? er yeah why not

Pinky;524808 wrote: What's the most random word you can think of?




vacuum i said it to some one once but there was nothing in it ok that was lame

If you were in the rocky horror picture show, who would you be?

Pinky;524821 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Do you think Smelly is a daft name for a cat?

I was calling her at the top of the dell one day, not realising some woman was poking about in the bushes for blackberries!:wah:

She wasn't too impressed!


:wah: That's funny, I had a cat named potang once, I did not name it.

Tater Tazz;524820 wrote: If you were in the rocky horror picture show, who would you be? er the bald one in fishnets

Pinky;524821 wrote: :wah:



Do you think Smelly is a daft name for a cat?

I was calling her at the top of the dell one day, not realising some woman was poking about in the bushes for blackberries!

She wasn't too impressed!




please tell me you were not calling out come here smelly pu55y :wah: :wah::wah:

Who's going to win the superbowl?

Will the giants ever go to the superbowl?

What time is it in china?

How do you make the perfect devils food cake?

How do you tell if a lemon is fresh?

Will I get a new job?

Will my back stop hurting?

Will the doctor stop touching me?

How come men stare at womens chests?

Jimbo...How come we could only scape a draw against Fulham? When by rights, we should have given them a right Royal Arse Kicking!.....

Tater Tazz;524832 wrote: Who's going to win the superbowl? ny jets



Will the giants ever go to the superbowl?when i lived in ct they were my team but no



What time is it in china?at a rough guess 10.25



How do you make the perfect devils food cake?er no idea



How do you tell if a lemon is fresh?its firm



Will I get a new job?yes



Will my back stop hurting?no never you spend to much time on the pc torturing people



Will the doctor stop touching me?eeek er maybe



How come men stare at womens chests?i had not noticed do they :sneaky:

dubs;524840 wrote: Jimbo...How come we could only scape a draw against Fulham? When by rights, we should have given them a right Royal Arse Kicking!.....


mate did you see the newcastle game we had about 100 shots they had 3 yet won , if we beat the gooners wed all will be forgotten

Okay I will only ask you one more question. How do you build a pyramid?:)

Tater Tazz;524844 wrote: Okay I will only ask you one more question. How do you build a pyramid?:)


how come the hamster torture thread is not being used its a conspiracy i tells ya i cant even think of a even slightly funny answer oh well ... maybe hammy can :sneaky: :sneaky:

Dear Jimbo, my cats are called "Grey Boy" and "you", is this wrong?



Other notable cats in my life (35 years)

Jean Luc

Xavier Gonzalez (tabby)

Minstrel (B&W)

The So Solid Crew (3 unamed cats who just hung out a lot)

The Mother Cat (ancestor of So Solid Crew)

Blues

Experiment X

Farley Granger

Fraidey Cat

Do I have any issues surrounding the naming of cats would you say?

Galbally;524850 wrote: Dear Jimbo, my cats are called "Grey Boy" and "you", is this wrong?





Other notable cats in my life (35 years)



Jean Luc

Xavier Gonzalez (tabby)

Minstrel (B&W)

The So Solid Crew (3 cats)

The Mother Cat

Blues

Experiment X

Farley Granger

Fraidey Cat



Do I have any issues surrounding the naming of cats would you say?


for the first time on f g i'm speachless ...:wah: :wah: wow

Pinky;524854 wrote: :wah: :wah:

My friend had one called Tosser. Imagine having to call that!

Other ones have been called Spud, and Pizza!


Cool, I forgot we had a cat called "Herb Albert" as well, good mouser.

jimbo;524853 wrote: for the first time on f g i'm speachless ...:wah: :wah: wow


Then my work is done.



Seriously they were all cats, and many were damn fine cats! Grey Boy is the best looking cat I ever had, he is like the pop idol cat, but he knows it as well, he just lazes around looking cool, the little food-eating waster.

Galbally;524860 wrote: Cool, I forgot we had a cat called "Herb Albert" as well, good mouser.


Those are good names you have for cats

Okay I lied, how do you say medical doctor in china?

Tater Tazz;524864 wrote: Those are good names you have for cats


Yes, fluffy and tibbles get boring after a while don't they?

Pinky;524863 wrote: Excellent!!! The funnist names for cats i know of are the ones called normal names...a couple of mates have cats called Matthew and Michael!

By far the best one I've ever heard of is a dog called Itchy. The vet always calls the owners now as their last name is Cox!:wah:


No comment. :rolleyes:

Pinky;524863 wrote: Excellent!!! The funnist names for cats i know of are the ones called normal names...a couple of mates have cats called Matthew and Michael!

By far the best one I've ever heard of is a dog called Itchy. The vet always calls the owners now as their last name is Cox!:wah:


:wah: :wah: :wah:

Pinky;524872 wrote: :yh_rotfl

I used to have one called Gaspode (Podie for short) named after the talking dog in the Pratchett books. Just shows how much of a nerd I am really!:wah:


Well my dog is called Frodo, and she's a girl, what does that make me? The best thing is when you walk her down the river and people pass and you can say "get off the road frodo" "the black riders are coming", the looks you get, I tell ya.

Galbally;524877 wrote: Well my dog is called Frodo, and she's a girl, what does that make me? The best thing is when you walk her down the river and people pass and you can say "get off the road frodo" "the black riders are coming", the looks you get, I tell ya.


God, i really must wear my contacts, thought it said back rider :-5

SuzyB;524883 wrote: God, i really must wear my contacts, thought it said back rider :-5


And you said I was naughty! :yh_pray I think you may have to go to hammy's confessional after that one.

Pinky;524884 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

At least you don't have another one called Gandalf, hehe!

I had a hamster called Frodo when I was younger!


No, but if I get another male black cocker I will call him Sam. That will raise eyebrows down the river.

Pinky;524899 wrote: Aw!!! There are so many great names from LOTR...you could always call one Legolass or Boromir!


Well, if I ever have an "evil" dog I will call him "Morgoroth", (but in public Morgy) or an evil spider I will call it "Ungoliant" (in public Ungy) hows that?