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Uncle Kram;547540 wrote: I am NOT the father of Anna Nicole Smiths child


You have evidence to back this up do you?

Pinky;547713 wrote: Like earlier...I wanted to go have a bath and Jack informed me he'd been for a poo but it was gone down the toilet now, but better wait in case it smelt:-3 :wah:

They said they heard me and Hammy laughing last night, when we went to bed, we got into this whole quickfire wordplay thing..it was so funny!

We're off down the pub when she gets back from seeing a client. She's taking me local-bothering, hehe!
Well as a sporting gesture, you could always give the locals a 3-minute warning

We call them trouser burps. Phhh

Uncle Kram;547786 wrote: Well as a sporting gesture, you could always give the locals a 3-minute warning
Or light a match

OMG I nearly got caught flicking. :yh_ooooo :yh_blush

I need a poo.

crazygal;549034 wrote: I need a poo.


:wah: can i offer some advice....head to the toilet -------->

Red;549037 wrote: :wah: can i offer some advice....head to the toilet -------->


I can't see the TV from there, lol.

crazygal;549039 wrote: I can't see the TV from there, lol.


lmto! mad girl :wah: :wah: aha that explains the pain post.. aw poor you, havent u got a cordless telly u cud take to the lavvy? :wah:

holy buckets! i got some serious Kung Pao heartburn going on over here.

Red;549043 wrote: lmto! mad girl :wah: :wah: aha that explains the pain post.. aw poor you, havent u got a cordless telly u cud take to the lavvy? :wah:


Ha ha no, only ten more minutes to wait, I love Holby City. The way I am with the iron tablets I'll be sat on the throne for ten minutes otherwise and miss the ending. :wah:

Wolverine;549047 wrote: holy buckets! i got some serious Kung Pao heartburn going on over here.


try sucking an aniseed ball wolverine...always worked for me when i was pg :rolleyes:

crazygal;549048 wrote: Ha ha no, only ten more minutes to wait, I love Holby City. The way I am with the iron tablets I'll be sat on the throne for ten minutes otherwise and miss the ending. :wah:


lol throne..queen crazy daisy:yh_tong2

Red;549050 wrote: lol throne..queen crazy daisy:yh_tong2


lol.

OMG he is gonna try to kill himself on Holby! Is it because of his big nose?

crazygal;549055 wrote: lol.

OMG he is gonna try to kill himself on Holby! Is it because of his big nose?


well if its that big then its obviously a problem...but fear not he's in the right place if he does

He shocked himself and a nurse, I dunno what happened as I was too busy typing. lol

Ooh, poo time!

crazygal;549061 wrote: He shocked himself and a nurse, I dunno what happened as I was too busy typing. lol

Ooh, poo time!


snorting here i hope you know :wah: :wah:

*disappears to the bathroom, who knows how long for*?

well....are you still on the throne crazy daisy?

Oh no but off to bed now, Jade is trying to get out but the wrong way and it's painful, lol.

Goodnight XX

crazygal;549118 wrote: Oh no but off to bed now, Jade is trying to get out but the wrong way and it's painful, lol.

Goodnight XX


oky doky diddly pokey...sleep well mi dear!

xxx

Thanks.

Does he ever actually do proper posts or just post clips and stuff?

crazygal;549127 wrote: Thanks.

Does he ever actually do proper posts or just post clips and stuff?


he...who? eh? wah?

Well it is random.

Why have my friends I invited a few days ago not registered?

crazygal;549135 wrote: Well it is random.

Why have my friends I invited a few days ago not registered?


were they the invisible kind? :rolleyes:

LOL no.

Why are their members in the Members List that have been there since 2005 and never ever posted not been deleted?

crazygal;549137 wrote: LOL no.

Why are their members in the Members List that have been there since 2005 and never ever posted not been deleted?


Why is it you even have the energy to know this?? lol

I used the Advanced Search, I'm not that bothered. lol

ive programmed my fingers to click 'quote' or 'post reply' anything is is beyond my comprehension tonight im afraid :rolleyes:

How are you typing then? :wah:

crazygal;549149 wrote: How are you typing then? :wah:


i have a spare set :rolleyes:

Ha ha.

Well I really better get my head down now. This 4 pounder feels more like two bags of potatoes, not sugar. lol

crazygal;549158 wrote: Ha ha.

Well I really better get my head down now. This 4 pounder feels more like two bags of potatoes, not sugar. lol


righto missy...cya later potato

xx

Ooh my son is SO cute but hyper tonight, gotta try get him to sleep first. :-3

crazygal;549163 wrote: Ooh my son is SO cute but hyper tonight, gotta try get him to sleep first. :-3


he's still up??? jesus h christ on a mountain top...hyper is right!

I have a sore throat, its really annoying, but I have been off the fags since last sunday week, thats pretty good. I am also waking up ridiculously early lately, which I do not understand (maybe its linked). Anyways I am off to bed. Night all. :-6

Galbally;549248 wrote: I have a sore throat, its really annoying, but I have been off the fags since last sunday week, thats pretty good. I am also waking up ridiculously early lately, which I do not understand (maybe its linked). Anyways I am off to bed. Night all. :-6


Night Dr G, and well done with leaving the cigs alone

Galbally;549248 wrote: I have a sore throat, its really annoying, but I have been off the fags since last sunday week, thats pretty good. I am also waking up ridiculously early lately, which I do not understand (maybe its linked). Anyways I am off to bed. Night all. :-6


well done mr man!! keep it up!

hope the throat gets better...sleep well

xx

Wolverine;549047 wrote: holy buckets! i got some serious Kung Pao heartburn going on over here.


It must have been good. I Love that stuff.

Galbally;549248 wrote: I have a sore throat, its really annoying, but I have been off the fags since last sunday week, thats pretty good. I am also waking up ridiculously early lately, which I do not understand (maybe its linked). Anyways I am off to bed. Night all. :-6


You probably have your appetite back. I know I got mine back after I quit. Everything smells and tastes so much better. You might be waking up hungry.

Okie;549318 wrote: You probably have your appetite back. I know I got mine back after I quit. Everything smells and tastes so much better. You might be waking up hungry.


Yeah, things are coming back slowly but surely, I think I just caught a bit of a dose as well, sure as long as I stay off them, thats the main thing.

((((( Okie, Galbally ))))). I've been away for almost four weeks and I come back and can find almost none of the people here any more that I came in to be with in the first place. I did see Pinky, and you two now. Where the heck have they all gone???? WTF's going on??????

AussiePam;549469 wrote: ((((( Okie, Galbally ))))). I've been away for almost four weeks and I come back and can find almost none of the people here any more that I came in to be with in the first place. I did see Pinky, and you two now. Where the heck have they all gone???? WTF's going on??????


Oh I am here pammy, I dunno, they have been at each other again over various crap, what can I say, not everyone though, there are still plenty of the old school here, but people have also been having some real-life issues as well so thats made them less able to be here. How are you anyways me dears? I am well as always, you know me, the old dog for the hard road, I am not going anywhere so don't worry about that, and you can always talk to me pammy me luves! :-6

Galbally;549449 wrote: Yeah, things are coming back slowly but surely, I think I just caught a bit of a dose as well, sure as long as I stay off them, thats the main thing.
Congrats, G! It's tough to do but you're tough too. You can do this. Just hang out around babies or something till the urges pass.

AussiePam;549469 wrote: ((((( Okie, Galbally ))))). I've been away for almost four weeks and I come back and can find almost none of the people here any more that I came in to be with in the first place. I did see Pinky, and you two now. Where the heck have they all gone???? WTF's going on??????
Everybody thought you'd left, so they saw no reason to stick around anymore. :yh_flower Guess you'll have to make your appearances more often eh, beautiful? :-6

Galbers, Acc - you guys are great!!! :-4 :-4 Grin. I did enjoy the skiing. Needed the break (from RL, not FG). And I'm very fond of throwing myself down assorted mountains anyway, while yodelling maniacally - as one does. Four weeks away makes a HUGE intray of work to face in jetlagged mode and I'm barely* getting a chance to read up on all the stuff I've missed here. A few shocks!

Acc - thanks for the flower!!! I shall hold it unto my heart as a rosy Valentine, or perhaps clench it in my teeth and dance the habanera ole!.. :sneaky:

Galbers - keep up the good work. It's worth it!! grin. :-6



*[Editor: Barely !!! Hardly. AP is sporting shorty pajamas, it being 3am - this is a Family Forum]

AussiePam;549469 wrote: ((((( Okie, Galbally ))))). I've been away for almost four weeks and I come back and can find almost none of the people here any more that I came in to be with in the first place. I did see Pinky, and you two now. Where the heck have they all gone???? WTF's going on??????


(((((((((((((Pam)))))))))))) So good to see you. I just made Karen and I a bagel with cream cheese and a fried egg on it. Very tasty. I made a prune cake last night so had a bit of that too. You had a great trip then? We are getting a light snow right now. And yeterday we got another earthquake. What is going on here? As long as I have lived here I never knew of an eartquake no I have felt four in the last two months. I hope it dont wreck my house.

I have to get my root canal redone! :-5

At least the antibiotics I'm on now should get rid of my chipmunk cheek!

can I still drink beer when I'm taking antibiotics?? :wah: