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Carolly;822762 wrote: Just wanted to give our Chez a cuddle before I go............no reason......just wanted to:)




Thanks Carol babes, wanna bear hug you wiv tongues...no reason ...just want to

Chezzie;822803 wrote: Hi Peeps

Sorry I been busy sorting out "where the boys are" for carol

Hope you all didnt get to tricked this morning :wah:

Gawd poor suzy living with Jimbo I bet he hasnt stopped lol

Speak soon lovely peeps

And keep the funny email coming gilrs...Love emGotta go out now Babe but hope to be back later.............fanks again for doing that girl.....you are a real star;)............and YES mate I got had on GMTV tele...........bloody cream you rub in and lose stones:-5I was ready to take out a loan to buy a lorry load fgs......as I get older I get more stupid..........mind you whe n I was telling the guys here about it this morning I suddenly read what I had put and thought..........ang on........this aint for real:wah::wah:Lots of love sent matexxxx;)

Chezzie;822805 wrote: Thanks Carol babes, wanna bear hug you wiv tongues...no reason ...just want to :DYou better bleedin not.........dunno where its been:sneaky::wah::wah::p

Carolly;822814 wrote: Gotta go out now Babe but hope to be back later.............fanks again for doing that girl.....you are a real star;)............and YES mate I got had on GMTV tele...........bloody cream you rub in and lose stones:-5I was ready to take out a loan to buy a lorry load fgs......as I get older I get more stupid..........mind you whe n I was telling the guys here about it this morning I suddenly read what I had put and thought..........ang on........this aint for real:wah:Lots of love sent matexxxx;)


oh no u nut job :wah::wah:

Been laughing here at Chez and Ducky about April 1st fings but have to go out now.....talk later guysxxxxxx;)

kayleneaussie;822539 wrote:



JUST HAD A NICE RELAXING BUBBLE BATH:D


hmmmmm! lookin good kaylene!

Jj:-4

jones jones;823101 wrote: hmmmmm! lookin good kaylene!

Jj:-4


Nothing like better than a good bubble bath:-4

kayleneaussie;823132 wrote: Nothing like better than a good bubble bath:-4


oh yes!!!!

Jj:-4

Good morning, its nearly 6am and both babies slept all night and so did I:D

It is 3:04 pm and my kids just walked in the door from school and all I can hear is them getting into the "what can I have for a snack" before I come up and help them with homework.:wah:

Carolly;822616 wrote: Had a panic here before when one of my dogs went mssing in the garden..........she is such a little so and so:-5 but fank gawd we found her and of course give her a big cuddle:rolleyes:.....blimey shes really gonna learn aint she:rolleyes:;)


Glad that you found Honey Petal:-4

Good Morning:-6

Oh, What A Beautiful Morning

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow

The corn is as high as an elephant's eye

And it looks like it's climbing right up to the sky

Oh what a beautiful morning

Oh what a beautiful day

I've got a beautiful feeling

Everything's going my way

All the cattle are standing like statues

All the cattle are standing like statues

They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by

But a little brown mav'rick is winking her eye

Oh what a beautiful morning

Oh what a beautiful day

I've got a beautiful feeling

Everything's going my way

All the sounds of the earth are like music

All the sounds of the earth are like music

The breeze is so busy it don't miss a tree

And an ol' weeping willow is laughing at me

Oh what a beautiful morning

Oh what a beautiful day

I've got a beautiful feeling

Everything's going my way

Have a good one:-4:-6

just popped in to say hi to everyone and hope you all are well ,shame nobody is here though.

Hi Chris hows things...I AM HERE:-5

hoxtonchris;823208 wrote: just popped in to say hi to everyone and hope you all are well ,shame nobody is here though.


Hi Chris!

yeah it looks like everyone is gone for the moment be me, sorry.

kayleneaussie;823209 wrote: Hi Chris hows things...I AM HERE:-5


Hi Kay, i didn't know you were here!:wah:

kayleneaussie;823209 wrote: Hi Chris hows things...I AM HERE:-5
oh kay sorry i didn't see you.carol sends her love and says she hopes you are behaving for a change,sorry dont know what she means lol.

hoxtonchris;823217 wrote: oh kay sorry i didn't see you.carol sends her love and says she hopes you are behaving for a change,sorry dont know what she means lol.


Tell her I always behave;)

Hope6;823213 wrote: Hi Chris!

yeah it looks like everyone is gone for the moment be me, sorry.:)thats ok hope lol.i will tell carol you are here with kay being good girls lol.bye for now.

Bye Chris take care:-4

HELLO EACH !! Chris, Hope, Kay, mrsK, oh and me mate Abbs, oh and I suppose I'd better say hi to Her Majesty as well ! :wah:;):-6

I decided to watch the footie tonight, it was a very good match ! Man United showed Roma how to do it :wah: Footie that is Kay, before you say anything !!!

Chris and Andy went to play snooker tonight, and they went in Chris's little Reliant three wheeler car, just so I would not be worried about it outside here if yobs came by when Chris and Andy were out. Well Andy went outside the club door to have a quick smoke and noticed a yob walkin round the parked Reliant, which was across the road and about 50 yards away. Andy was at the top of a flight of steps and watched this yob go round the car, look in the windows, then disappear round the corner of a wall on this carpark. Andy was just about to go back into the club when he noticed the yob return with three or four others, and they proceeded to rock the Reliant ! Andy (my son) saw them and shouted 'OY' at the top of his bellow, and went tearing down these steps --- the others in the club heard Andy's bellow and dashed out as well, just in time to see the yobs high tailing it away and out of sight. Andy and Chris went to check the car was OK, Andy had murder in his heart, but fortunately there was no damage to the car. They went back to the club, quickly finished the frame and came away before the yobs returned. Shame that they had to come away an hour earlier than they needed to because of the low-life that seems to be on the increase all over the place. I wouldn't say that Andy was really furious - all he said to his Dad was

' If people are polite to me, I'll be polite back, but if they give me attitude I'll give them plastic surgery !!'

They thought the car would be safer down near the club !!:rolleyes:

G#Gill;823285 wrote: HELLO EACH !! Chris, Hope, Kay, mrsK, oh and me mate Abbs, oh and I suppose I'd better say hi to Her Majesty as well !

I decided to watch the footie tonight, it was a very good match ! Man United showed Roma how to do it :wah: Footie that is Kay, before you say anything !!!

Chris and Andy went to play snooker tonight, and they went in Chris's little Reliant three wheeler car, just so I would not be worried about it outside here if yobs came by when Chris and Andy were out. Well Andy went outside the club door to have a quick smoke and noticed a yob walkin round the parked Reliant, which was across the road and about 50 yards away. Andy was at the top of a flight of steps and watched this yob go round the car, look in the windows, then disappear round the corner of a wall on this carpark. Andy was just about to go back into the club when he noticed the yob return with three or four others, and they proceeded to rock the Reliant ! Andy (my son) saw them and shouted 'OY' at the top of his bellow, and went tearing down these steps --- the others in the club heard Andy's bellow and dashed out as well, just in time to see the yobs high tailing it away and out of sight. Andy and Chris went to check the car was OK, Andy had murder in his heart, but fortunately there was no damage to the car. They went back to the club, quickly finished the frame and came away before the yobs returned. Shame that they had to come away an hour earlier than they needed to because of the low-life that seems to be on the increase all over the place. I wouldn't say that Andy was really furious - all he said to his Dad was

' If people are polite to me, I'll be polite back, but if they give me attitude I'll give them plastic surgery !!'

They thought the car would be safer down near the club !!:rolleyes:


Hi Gill, how are you! i'm sorry your guys had all that problem!

now for a couple of my stupid questions, What's footie? and what's snooker?:wah:

Hope6;823292 wrote: Hi Gill, how are you! i'm sorry your guys had all that problem!

now for a couple of my stupid questions, What's footie? and what's snooker?:wah:


Hi Hope :wah: You'll need your sound on by the way

Footie = Football (American Soccer)





Snooker is a very skillful indoor sport =

It is supposed to be played with two players, but if somebody like this fella get on the table and are really rockin' the opponent just doesn't get the chance to come to the table. You use the white ball to hit a red down one of the pockets, if this happens then you have to play a 'coloured' ball next, then if you pot the 'coloured' ball you go for a red again - it alternates till all the balls have been potted ! If a player misses potting a ball, then the opponent takes his turn ! -------->



The red ball scores 1 point and the coloured balls score different points e.g. Black ball is 7 points, pink is 6, blue is 5, brown is 4, green is 3 and yellow is 2.

When a colour is potted, it is brought back onto the table and put on it's 'spot', if a red ball is potted it stays off the table. If the white ball (the cue ball) is potted, this is a foul shot and gives the opponent a minimum of 4 points, and the opponent then takes his turn.

I hope you have taken all that in Hope, cos I shall ask you questions after the lesson :wah:

Sorry Carol

G#Gill;823333 wrote: Hi Hope :wah: You'll need your sound on by the way

Footie = Football (American Soccer)





Snooker is a very skillful indoor sport =

It is supposed to be played with two players, but if somebody like this fella get on the table and are really rockin' the opponent just doesn't get the chance to come to the table. You use the white ball to hit a red down one of the pockets, if this happens then you have to play a 'coloured' ball next, then if you pot the 'coloured' ball you go for a red again - it alternates till all the balls have been potted ! If a player misses potting a ball, then the opponent takes his turn ! -------->



The red ball scores 1 point and the coloured balls score different points e.g. Black ball is 7 points, pink is 6, blue is 5, brown is 4, green is 3 and yellow is 2.

When a colour is potted, it is brought back onto the table and put on it's 'spot', if a red ball is potted it stays off the table. If the white ball (the cue ball) is potted, this is a foul shot and gives the opponent a minimum of 4 points, and the opponent then takes his turn.

I hope you have taken all that in Hope, cos I shall ask you questions after the lesson :wah:

Sorry Carol


wow, that's very interesting. I thought footie might have meant soccer but i've never heard of snooker before!:wah::wah:

Watcha Guys.....xxxx;)

Hope6;823339 wrote: wow, that's very interesting. I thought footie might have meant soccer but i've never heard of snooker before!:wah::wah:


Another name for snooker is billards:)

Hi Gill how is ya. Still got Latesha sick:(

kayleneaussie;823344 wrote: Another name for snooker is billards:)


oh okay so snooker is what we call pool! i gotcha now!:wah:

Hope6;823347 wrote: oh okay so snooker is what we call pool! i gotcha now!:wah:


Yea thats right Hope:)

Carolly;823342 wrote: Watcha Guys.....xxxx;)


Hi Sis

i'm still asking more of my stupid questions!:wah::wah:

Hope6;823349 wrote: Hi Sis

i'm still asking more of my stupid questions!:wah::wah:Hi babe.....no questions are silly if you learn from them Sis remember that;)

)Hope6;823349 wrote: Hi Sis

i'm still asking more of my stupid questions!:wah::wah:


ya dont learn if ya dont ask sis:)

I have to say i really do learn a lot from talking with y'all, it's amazing to see the different words we all have for the same things!:wah::wah:

kayleneaussie;823357 wrote: )

ya dont learn if ya dont ask sis:)Oi stop copying what Im telling her!!!!!!:-5:p

Hope6;823363 wrote: I have to say i really do learn a lot from talking with y'all, it's amazing to see the different words we all have for the same things!:wah::wah:
Sis you can learn loadsssss off of me...........but watch yer other Sis........I will say no more:sneaky::rolleyes:

Carolly;823366 wrote: Oi stop copying what Im telling her!!!!!!:-5:p


Oh shut up Pommie bird:p

Carolly;823367 wrote: Sis you can learn loadsssss off of me...........but watch yer other Sis........I will say no more:sneaky::rolleyes:


She can learn more from me than you:p

kayleneaussie;823372 wrote: She can learn more from me than you:pFrom me she can learn......charm.....good manners.....good English.....and loads of stuff........from you she will learn........tarting........tarting.......tarting and even more tarting:rolleyes::p

Carolly;823374 wrote: From me she can learn......charm.....good manners.....good English.....and loads of stuff........from you she will learn........tarting........tarting.......tarting and even more tarting:rolleyes::p


Well whats wrong with that:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;823382 wrote: Well whats wrong with that:yh_rotflErgood point:-3

She dont want to learn Posh anyways cause thats boring she wants to learn funl from a funloving, caring, refined, upstanding, and educated chick who is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:p

Carolly;823374 wrote: From me she can learn......charm.....good manners.....good English.....and loads of stuff........from you she will learn........tarting........tarting.......tarting and even more tarting:rolleyes::p


well i guess every girl needs to know a little bit about tarting!:wah:

Hope6;823395 wrote: well i guess every girl needs to know a little bit about tarting!:wah:


stick with me sis, we will have a good time:D........at the playground with the babies:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;823401 wrote: stick with me sis, we will have a good time:D........at the playground with the babies:yh_rotfl


yeah, i bet the babies would have fun together!:)

Hope6;823403 wrote: yeah, i bet the babies would have fun together!:)


Jacob would loveeeeeeeeeee Latesha:-4

kayleneaussie;823393 wrote: She dont want to learn Posh anyways cause thats boring she wants to learn funl from a funloving, caring, refined, upstanding, and educated chick who is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:p
Ye and Im a virgin:rolleyes::sneaky:

Hope6;823395 wrote: well i guess every girl needs to know a little bit about tarting!:wah:Sis not as much as she does though:rolleyes::mad:

Carolly;823407 wrote: Ye and Im a virgin:rolleyes::sneaky:


yea right:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;823405 wrote: Jacob would loveeeeeeeeeee Latesha:-4


i have to warn you Jacob is very affectionate he's probably be kissing on her all the time and you too!:wah::wah: