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jimbo;522252 wrote: mash ,veggies or buns ? why not all three ... i have just been to the pub with my sons and a few mates they are all very drunk and having a laugh i'm drinking soda water .... i just cant get on the same wave length ... being sober is horrible ..... i hate it :-1 :-1 :-1


Good for you Jimbo...I know it's hard...but in the long run it's the best!!

I want a cigarette so bad right now, something about friday eve....It's almost time to leave work, and I want a cigarette...I even tested myself today...went to the cigar shoppe that I used to buy my ciggs at...and walked in and said hi to the owners (we became friends, was in there every day to get a stinkin' pack!!)...and told her I quit for 18 days now!! and then RAN out of there as fast as I could!:driving:

WonderWendy3;522257 wrote: Good for you Jimbo...I know it's hard...but in the long run it's the best!!



I want a cigarette so bad right now, something about friday eve....It's almost time to leave work, and I want a cigarette...I even tested myself today...went to the cigar shoppe that I used to buy my ciggs at...and walked in and said hi to the owners (we became friends, was in there every day to get a stinkin' pack!!)...and told her I quit for 18 days now!! and then RAN out of there as fast as I could!:driving:




i have not drank this year , that in itself is not too bad i never ever drank at home any way , its when you go out and every one says cheer up have a drink I'll buy it one wont hurt you, then after hearing it 50 times you start to think hang on maybe i am miserable , then you start to feel miserable , i have a mate who is in the same boat as me but he had to stop smoking and drinking ... he gave up for three days .He said life is not worth living if you cant have a fag (in the UK this means ciggy )and a beer , i thought wow you have two kids thats not good ,so stop drinking or the drink stops me its not a hard decision for me to make but even so it sucks :wah: :wah:

jesse b;522260 wrote: jim lies he has no mates

or he drunk again







how dare you have fun without me:-5




jes that was not fun





its about time you came out ... ronnie biggs gets out more than you lately buddy

Pinky;522259 wrote: Yeah, what Gal said...and yell 'BACON IN AN ASHTRY!!!' at them:D

Life will seem a whole lot better for not drinking, hehehe!


is that the wichy way to get smoked bacon pinks ???

How do you cook swordfish? What sidedish would you have with it? Would you have white wine or red wine with it? Would you first serve a salad? What kind of salad?:-6

Tater Tazz;522866 wrote: How do you cook swordfish? What sidedish would you have with it? Would you have white wine or red wine with it? Would you first serve a salad? What kind of salad?:-6


never had sword fish ,but if i could i'd have red wine and white wine and salad every sal;ad going:D

Wendybird;522993 wrote: Well duh! :rolleyes: Of course we are! lol!



We should make ourselves the official Hammy protection league lol. Even jimbo couldn't handle the 2 of us on E numbers!



Oh and I don't like Monster Munch but I DO like Maraschino cherries and apparently they are FULL of E numbers!



:yh_tong2


i cant drink, dont smoke i dont do drugs .... why didnt i think of it before .....e numbers yes ..... smarties have the answer ... i'm saved mwaaaaoooohhh mwaaaoooohh thanks wendy :-4

Pinky;523368 wrote: Jim do I really have to go out in a minute? Things are just livening up!:(


did we keep you busy enough while hambo was taking a break , f g is not the same without her is it :-6

Hamster;523389 wrote: Jimbo have you tried the blue ones?? They make you see things...if you eat enough of them!


no but i will ...... will i see deaf people ... i think i have a sixth sense

Hamster;523415 wrote: No but I reckon that you have a "sick sense" :wah:


is the plan counter torture thread for jimbo .. is this an f g first two people torturing each other oon the ask anything threads at the same time

Pinky;523439 wrote: Jim, how the hell can I stop laughing my head off at the moment?:D



Should I carry on driving Hammy potty with my bizarre confessions?:wah:


f g is fun when its like this , i'm cracking up as well





yes please do and dont forget the ask hammy thread too :sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;523412 wrote: no but i will ...... will i see deaf people ... i think i have a sixth sense




But I really do see dead people.....usually do in a funeral home!!!!!







Jimbo, how do you feel now that you have answered so many questions?



Are there any more questions left for you to answer?



How much longer can we keep this up?



And back to a very much earlier question - you hacked off yet?:sneaky:

Here is a tough one. What two coins equal thirty cents, but one is not a nickle?

Tater Tazz;523650 wrote: Here is a tough one. What two coins equal thirty cents, but one is not a nickle?




i know nothing about cents or common sense thinking about it , i was going to say a 20 and a ten we have a 20p coin i'm not so sure you do though .... i give up there has tobe a joke here but for once i cant see it .... and you other guys i will be answering your very well thought at questins later :rolleyes: :rolleyes: i will not give up

Tater Tazz;523650 wrote: Here is a tough one. What two coins equal thirty cents, but one is not a nickle?
Is it a 1 cent coin and the lesser-known 29 cent coin?

Ha Haaaa....bet you didn't think I'd be smart enough to get that :wah: ...........oh hang on......:-3

jimbo;524096 wrote: i know nothing about cents or common sense thinking about it , i was going to say a 20 and a ten we have a 20p coin i'm not so sure you do though .... i give up there has tobe a joke here but for once i cant see it .... and you other guys i will be answering your very well thought at questins later :rolleyes: :rolleyes: i will not give up


That would be a quarter and a nickle. I only said one is not a nickle.:wah:

But, you did anwser before hammy.

Why is the sky blue?

How do birds fly?

Explain the laws of gravity.

Tater Tazz;524176 wrote: Why is the sky blue? reflection of the sea



How do birds fly? a birds pecs are 80 times stronger than a humans so when they flap they lift



Explain the laws of gravity. er the earths gravitational pull makes things on newtons head



who is gona give up first me or that hamster

Hamster;524362 wrote: You for sure matey!!!




he hee hammy you have about four threads on the go ...well done i think i'd of gone offline sometime today had i'd of been you :-6 :-6

Hamster;524607 wrote: Multi-tasking!!!! A girls best friend




er hunter gatherer as close to it as i guy can get .... besides i can do several things at once ...ok badly and nothing ever gets finished :-3 :-3

Hamster;524624 wrote: Jimbo should I have cheese or beans on my baked spud....or both?


hammy i read a book and believe me i have real troubles reading . it was called the elephant and the twig by geof thompson and it changed my whole life , i see what your saying hambo and i totally agree with most of it , i have tried to be the best human i can be before i go to sleep at night , what could i have done better ? have i been unfair or nasty to any one ? do my loved ones know i love them ? and do you know what 99 out of a hundred times i'm very happy with the answers , i try to change the things i'm not happy with , and i try to live with the things i'm not happy with but have no control over eg my family's health and other things that are bad but i cant change , and i'm strive to be as wise as you hamster so i can know the difference between the two so i can lead a contented life :-6 :-6