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Nomad!

Don't talk with you mouth full of Peach

No its Stephy that likes peaches not me !

Can you read minds?

:yh_think ?

Do you answer every question?

Do you really answer every question?

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long

does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill

pickle?

If I win the church bingo tournament, and the preacher asked me to tithe my winnings, isn't that double tithation?

Accountable wrote: Can you read minds?


No. I consider myself blessed the few days I understand whats going on in my own mind. :-5

Accountable wrote: Do you answer every question?




What happened now ?:-3

valerie wrote: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long

does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill

pickle?
Steinway makes a wonderful piano.

Accountable wrote: If I win the church bingo tournament, and the preacher asked me to tithe my winnings, isn't that double tithation?




Yes it is. Renounce your church at once and retreat. I understand the the Davidians are up and running again.

Nomad wrote: What happened now ?:-3
Why do you answer questions with questions? Is it to string out this Ask Nomad thread?

You missed one:

Accountable wrote: :yh_think ?

Accountable wrote: Why do you answer questions with questions? Is it to string out this Ask Nomad thread?




Why ask why ?

Nomad wrote: Why ask why ?


why not?

If you have a group of kids who like to bully and humiliate other kids, is each kid mean? Should you punish the group as one or try to figure out who the ringleader is and punish that kid more?

Nomad wrote: Why ask why ?
"Try Bud Dry"

Nomad wrote: No its Stephy that likes peaches not me !
Reeeeee-ally???

veddy inta-res-tink

Wolverine wrote: Reeeeee-ally???

veddy inta-res-tink
:wah: *gosh Wolfy, when I read that, I heard the voice.....................

yeah, the guy from "Laugh In":wah:

And Ruth Buzzi, the little old lady, wacking the old man on the head-that was funny show...................

I remember watching the re-runs with my dad. all those chickies in Bikinis

cooooool

Umm excuuuuse me people but this is the Ask Nomad thread !!! Helloooo !

This isnt some playground for people to talk about bikinis and old shows from the 70s. This is a place for real people with real problems to come and seek help ok ? So if your just out for a romp go play in the ask accountable thread and let me do my work ! :rolleyes:

Why is the moon made out of green cheese?

Outstanding question bunny ! You go girl !



Next please.

*wiggling little bunny nose*

Oh Answer Man, why did the dish run away with the spoon?

This is a question thats been perplexing minds far greater than my own since the beginning of time. There are numerous theories many of which are pure speculation. As a mad scientist of course Ive studied every angle and believe Im headed in the right direction. This being said it would be irresponsible of me to just throw caution to the wind and blurt it out. I will tell you to keep your eye out for the Nov. issue of Scientific Monthly. There very well might be A Nomad article on this very subject.

Prof. Nomad, did your latest theory on the Absurdity of Lunar Bungee Jumping have any applications in your recent article? I noted that footnote 13 from your colloquim on "One Thousand and One Ways to Mainstream Hyperactive Posts" mentioned your recent excursions to Tibet? Would you care to elaborate on this?

okay ixnay on making Nomaday look stupiday :wah:

:wah: Mi querido Nomad, nunca..........................

HEY ! ixnay ixnay !!! :-3

Uh ... do you work out?

being a Mad scientist i thought i'd ask you, Which chemical concoction will make the biggest loudest Bang?

preferably without killing me.

Ok, I know you would love this one.

Usually when someone is down right nasty to me I simply stay stoned face, or just say let me see what I can do!



I am talking about at work, no, oh,no some people think that I ccntrol the world and destiny back here behind the counter at the pharmacy.

-lighten up people I am not screwing with your co-pay just to see what your reaction is!!!!

Laughing hystericall because I enjoy watching your face turn purple!

Ok-

Nomade think of something that I can say that I can NOT loose my job for, that will put small, and I do mean small minded people in their place!!!!



Thanks

Where is your lovely wife lately? She hasn't posted in awhile!

Accountable wrote: Uh ... do you work out?




No pain......no pain

actionfigurestepho wrote: Where is your lovely wife lately? She hasn't posted in awhile!




Shes shy

Alfred wrote: being a Mad scientist i thought i'd ask you, Which chemical concoction will make the biggest loudest Bang?



preferably without killing me.


A really nifty thing to do is mix up a big vat of bleach & ammonia.

Nice knowing you.

jasmund wrote: Ok, I know you would love this one.



Usually when someone is down right nasty to me I simply stay stoned face, or just say let me see what I can do!





I am talking about at work, no, oh,no some people think that I ccntrol the world and destiny back here behind the counter at the pharmacy.



-lighten up people I am not screwing with your co-pay just to see what your reaction is!!!!

Laughing hystericall because I enjoy watching your face turn purple!

Ok-



Nomade think of something that I can say that I can NOT loose my job for, that will put small, and I do mean small minded people in their place!!!!







Thanks


Serious answer Jazzy...take the high road. It makes you a better human being and its easier to live with yourself. Wish well to even your enemies. Especially your enemies.

Socks or no? Over-the-calf or footies?

Hi nomad, I was just wondering......why is it always now?

Perhaps you can settle an arguement Nomad.

can a cosmological redshift be used as evidence in the Big Bang theory.

Should we boycott France?

do like michael savage, the radio host?

Alfred wrote: Perhaps you can settle an arguement Nomad.

can a cosmological redshift be used as evidence in the Big Bang theory.


Hi alfred 've seen that you've been trying to discuss that with Mike CT in the science forum, my advice is let it go, he's not listening.

Accountable wrote: Socks or no? Over-the-calf or footies?




For me footies w/ Adidas or Pumas.

For you knee high black wool socks w/ wing tips.

Galbally wrote: Hi nomad, I was just wondering......why is it always now?


Its not. --->NOW<--- is gone.

Alfred wrote: Perhaps you can settle an arguement Nomad.



can a cosmological redshift be used as evidence in the Big Bang theory.




I think I can wrap this up for you in a tidy little explanation. The Big Bang was actually babyrider being dropped on her head. The echo was resoundingly enormous.

Accountable wrote: Should we boycott France?


No. They have some redeeming qualities.

Oui magazine

The Awful Tower

French Silk Pie

French fries

Jerry Lewis