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chrisb84uk wrote: Have you ever picked your nose in public?
No! Of course not! What have you heard?:-3



That wasn't a pick. It was a scratch, I swear!

chrisb84uk wrote: Have you ever told a joke to someone that you thought was funny, but they didn't??
It wasn't my fault. How was I to know she had a parrot that just happened to have been killed by a falling piano? How often does that happen?!?

chrisb84uk wrote: You are locked in a room, where the walls and ceiling are closing in on you. There are no windows, and all you have in the room with u is a double bed and a beautiful naked woman. What would u do??
Probably not notice window status or think to check if the door was locked.

do you wish you could have been born as a girl or do you like being a guy?

Who do you nominate as the next person to have their own ask thread?? Perhaps someone that likes to ask a lot, but not answer!!

pink princess wrote: do you wish you could have been born as a girl or do you like being a guy?
Okay, who's been talking? That was a rumor started by jealous ingrates! Perpetuating such lies only strengthens their resolve. Besides, I'd make an ugly lesbian.

chrisb84uk wrote: Who do you nominate as the next person to have their own ask thread?? Perhaps someone that likes to ask a lot, but not answer!!
Hmmmm. We both have ours. Chonsi, Nomad, ... Action has one ... I'd like to ask Jives.

Do you think our "ask" threads beat "Ask Jeeves"?

minks wrote: Do you think our "ask" threads beat "Ask Jeeves"?
I'm not familiar with "Ask Jeeves"



sorry.

Accountable wrote: I'm not familiar with "Ask Jeeves"



sorry.


search engine

Ah well, in that case, we are far more entertaining, don't you think?

Now that mankind can read and even change our own DNA, what do you think humans will be like in 200 years?

Jives wrote: Now that mankind can read and even change our own DNA, what do you think humans will be like in 200 years?
In about 150 years, I predict some will try to place us on the endangered species list, which will re-ignite the abortion issue. The resultant civil war waged with drones will wipe out what's left of the human race. Then the dolphins will start their experiment over again by teaching cockroaches to make fire.

Accountable wrote: It is popular belief that in the years 120-124 Hadrian reconstructed the rotunda and the baths in Rome. However, that paled in comparison to that was the much more celebrated tower of playing cards constructed by Sputimus VII. Towering a phenominal 32 feet tall, it stood free in an open room for three months before an ill wind finally blew it down.




The Pantheon my friend.

Nomad wrote: The Pantheon my friend.
The thread is "Ask" not "instruct"



Next!

As an alleged Texan, how do you feel about Tom Delay today ?

Accountable wrote: In about 150 years, I predict some will try to place us on the endangered species list, which will re-ignite the abortion issue. The resultant civil war waged with drones will wipe out what's left of the human race. Then the dolphins will start their experiment over again by teaching cockroaches to make fire.
:yh_rotfl :yh_worshp

bump

Nomad wrote: As an alleged Texan, how do you feel about Tom Delay today ?
I feel great frustration about Tom Delay - frustration today and everyday. While naught but bad luck may come my way, I wish no more Delays today.

Accountable wrote: In about 150 years, I predict some will try to place us on the endangered species list, which will re-ignite the abortion issue. The resultant civil war waged with drones will wipe out what's left of the human race. Then the dolphins will start their experiment over again by teaching cockroaches to make fire.
Hysterical, brilliant, and probably pretty close to accurate!! LMFAO, Acc!!! :yh_clap :yh_clap

Accountable wrote: I feel great frustration about Tom Delay - frustration today and everyday. While naught but bad luck may come my way, I wish no more Delays today.


I dont think a Delay is something that readily goes away.

If you were out in the country, and accidentally backed into another car, and no one was around, would you stop?:wah:

Have you ever wrecked a car? Was it your fault?

If you could have any snack to eat right now, what would it be?

Jives wrote: If you were out in the country, and accidentally backed into another car, and no one was around, would you stop?:wah:
I'm struggling between 2 responses:



1. No, I would continue backing and push the car into the lake. :sneaky:



2. Only long enough to put my car into Drive!

Jives wrote: Have you ever wrecked a car? Was it your fault?
Several. None were my fault, not even when I turned a corner and sideswiped a telephone pole. They should never have put that pole so close to the corner! :-5

chonsigirl wrote: If you could have any snack to eat right now, what would it be?
Getting hungry are you? I'm curious what you ate after you posted this.



Peanut butter, preferably a Resse cup. ... Excuse me, I'll be right back.

um......



i cant remember if i asked this but...



if you could be anyone famous who would you be?

pink princess wrote: um......



i cant remember if i asked this but...



if you could be anyone famous who would you be?
I would like to be me ... famous. Yeh, I wouldn't mind being famous. I'd never survive superstardom or anything silly like that. But it is pretty cool to be recognized (positively) by strangers for something I do well. I enjoyed it on a very small scale when I emceed several base-wide functions back-to-back once. For several weeks after, people I didn't recognize smiled & waved or sometimes spoke pleasantly. I liked it.

Accountable wrote: Getting hungry are you? I'm curious what you ate after you posted this.



Peanut butter, preferably a Resse cup. ... Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Good choice! I was hungry when I posted it, hoping you would think up a good snack to eat...............:wah:

Why did you hijack my thread?

i answered them all whew!!!

minks wrote: Why did you hijack my thread?

i answered them all whew!!!
Hey, I stayed on subject. :wah:



I got on a roll and just couldn't stop. You did a great job! :yh_clap

Accountable wrote: Hey, I stayed on subject. :wah:



I got on a roll and just couldn't stop. You did a great job! :yh_clap


Awww shucks gee thanks:D

If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?

Will you answer the above question ? You seem to be avoiding this one. Why ? This makes me very suspicious. Do you have something to hide ?

Nomad wrote: Will you answer the above question ? You seem to be avoiding this one. Why ? This makes me very suspicious. Do you have something to hide ?
I'm checking swatches! Don't you understand anything at all about interior decoration?? These things can't be rushed.



Minks, it would have to be something to tie together the reds in the shackles, natural wood tones, and unavoidable stains. I know that's inadequate, but Nomad's in a hurry. :yh_tongue

well ok then

your about to be reincarnated and your choice of beings is

cheesy sparkly jacket wearing, orange tanned gameshow host

dodgy tight trousered club singer

or one armed window cleaner with afear of heights

who would you come back as?:-3

Accountable wrote: Getting hungry are you? I'm curious what you ate after you posted this.



Peanut butter, preferably a Resse cup. ... Excuse me, I'll be right back.


Sure ! A Reeses is always a solid choice, you really cant go wrong there but all the same I have to wonder why you didnt say summer sausage with sharp cheddar on a Ritz. Can you explain this please ?

chervil wrote: your about to be reincarnated and your choice of beings is



cheesy sparkly jacket wearing, orange tanned gameshow host



dodgy tight trousered club singer



or one armed window cleaner with afear of heights



who would you come back as?:-3
If those are the only choices, and I can't be a squirrelly little faceless alien with a snobbish gutteral voice, I'd pick the gameshow host. I can always buy other clothes.

Accountable wrote: If those are the only choices, and I can't be a squirrelly little faceless alien with a snobbish gutteral voice, I'd pick the gameshow host. I can always buy other clothes.




be careful friend...check the location on that one there is no Shropshire....seems to be some kind of sick hey Ill just make up a name game......watch out !!!

Nomad wrote: be careful friend...check the location on that one there is no Shropshire....seems to be some kind of sick hey Ill just make up a name game......watch out !!!


Ay what!!!!? Shropshire is in the west midlands UK

chervil wrote: Ay what!!!!? Shropshire is in the west midlands UK
Who you callin Uk, shrimp?



Nomad! he's callin' you an Uk! You gonna take that??

Nomad wrote: be careful friend...check the location on that one there is no Shropshire....seems to be some kind of sick hey Ill just make up a name game......watch out !!!


There certainly is a Shropshire...just to the right of Wales

I give up i'm going for a lie down in a dark flying saucer.........

ok then acc

if you could change one thing in history what would it be?:p

Is Ludlow in Shropshire?

chervil wrote: I give up i'm going for a lie down in a dark flying saucer.........
Ahhh. He shows wisdom that belies his whiskbroom cap. :yh_think

Perhaps we underestimated this one.

Just nipped back from my space nap to say i'm a she not a he alien, i've checked in the mirror and double checked in the very reliable book of alien anatomy and i'm definately a she, broom wearing space cadet. :yh_alien

theia wrote: Is Ludlow in Shropshire?


Yep it is.

:-6