Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
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koan wrote: What happens when you contrive a random post? Is it still random?Now I need Tylenol........
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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David813 wrote: THIS IS SOOO COOL!!!! There's some things I cannot figure out but I already LOVE it !!!!oh Christ Anastrophe, what HAVE you done???? opened pandora's box, unleashed evil on the world. God save us now.
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I hate finishing 4th out of 10 players at a poker tournament. The money starts at third place! 4th is worse than 10th.
I probably posted that in an ambien trance-soryy
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I wish I was playing Euchre right now....
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
If I was a poor Indian and a bunch of Conquistadors came up to me and asked, 'Where's all the gold?' , i don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it, so sue me!"
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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I'll bet the main reason that police put up ropes and keep everyone away from a plane crash is because they don't want someone to go walking up to the crash, lying down in the crash stuff and then, when one of the rescue people comes up, they act like they just woke up and go, "What the Hell was THAT?!!!"
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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I want to make this world a better place for our children, but not our children's children...because I don't think children should be having sex.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Too bad there's no such thing as a Golden Skunk, because you'd probably be proud to be sprayed by one.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
If I had a mineshaft, I don't think I'd just abandon it, because there's got to be a better way.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Too bad you can't buy a VooDoo Globe so that you could make the Earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Jives wrote: Too bad you can't buy a VooDoo Globe so that you could make the Earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.what is Jives smoking today ?......
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What if you could make the world spin backwards to see if time reversed?
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lady cop wrote: what is Jives smoking today ?......
Jeopardy answer is......"What is banana peels?"
Correct for $200!
Jeopardy answer is......"What is banana peels?"
Correct for $200!
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
My wife says that the interesting thing about fly fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. C'mon Mrs Ives! Grow up.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Ever notice that if you miss the "i" and hit a key to the right of it, you get and "o"? So if you are typing "thing" and miss you get a "thong"?
That is the conection of underwear to the Universe. Everything is right next to everythong.
That is the conection of underwear to the Universe. Everything is right next to everythong.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'd like to see more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our Solar System.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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My wife was watching football games with me when she said, " You know, most sports are based on the idea of one group trying to protect it's territory from invasion of another group." "Yeah." I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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I''l bet that what happened was that they invented the wheel and fire on the same day. then, that night, they burned the wheel.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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I think someone should have had the decency to tell me that the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with lunchmeat and cheese in their hands, pretending to throw up, is not what I call hospitality.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Jives wrote: My wife says that the interesting thing about fly fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. C'mon Mrs Ives! Grow up.
i dig her thinking
i dig her thinking
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new birthday sneakers make me feel cool.
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I HATE working on Sunday's and I'm out of hair gel.
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I'll bet you could really see it in the genitals.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
If you're a horse and somebody gets on you and falls off, then gets back on, I think you should buck them off right away.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Jives wrote: I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I'll bet you could really see it in the genitals.:-3 Ummmmm. Is it Happy Hour in your area?
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Jives wrote: I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I'll bet you could really see it in the genitals.
yuck!
yuck!
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Since I have joined this site...the word "bollocks" has snuck into almost my daily vocabulary.
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lady cop wrote: what is Jives smoking today ?......;)Took the words right outta my mouth, LC! Was thinking I'd post that
and then got to the next page and there you were!! I think Jives
is just trying to get into the "700 Club"!!!
Okay I don't remember the writer (maybe one of you will) but here's
a quote that should qualify as a randumb thought:
"If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds
out of a dill pickle?"
:p
and then got to the next page and there you were!! I think Jives
is just trying to get into the "700 Club"!!!
Okay I don't remember the writer (maybe one of you will) but here's
a quote that should qualify as a randumb thought:
"If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds
out of a dill pickle?"
:p
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hotsauce wrote: Since I have joined this site...the word "bollocks" has snuck into almost my daily vocabulary.I know what you mean! I say CHEEKY all the time now! "Sir, would you like ketchup & salt with that?" "Why yes! That would be CHEEKY!":wah:
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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David813 wrote: I know what you mean! I say CHEEKY all the time now! "Sir, would you like ketchup & salt with that?" "Why yes! That would be CHEEKY!":wah: you swiped that from Bothwell! and i notice you still like the pretty colors. you are very easily entertained eh?
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8:00am This Morning I'm going to "Babysit" for my Grandson, while my Daughter goes shopping!!! That should be a hoot!!! (He's 1-1/2 yrs old, and runs around like crazy and never sits down!!)
Cars :driving:
Cars :driving:
Cars
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might! If they screamed all the time for no good reason!
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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You shouldn't take a dog on the space shuttle, because he might stick his face out the window and burn it off.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
What is "cheeky" anyway?
Someone called me that the other day. Good thing? Or, bad thing?
Someone called me that the other day. Good thing? Or, bad thing?
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Anytime I see a thing screech across a room and latch onto some guy's neck, and the guy screams and tries to pull it off, I have to laugh because Hey! What is that thing?
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
If you ever fall offa high building, just go limp and look like a dummy, and maybe somebody will try to catch you, because Hey! Free dummy!
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Most people don't know that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull with screws, can make an enemy look like a deer.
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
he was a cowboy mister, and he loved the land. he loved it so much that he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Ashes to ashes" , some people laughed, so the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in Heaven...with a gun."
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
If a kid asks you why it's raining, I think a cute thing to tell them is "God is crying." If the kid asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell them is , "It's probably something you did."
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Jives. Were you reading Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? I just recognised the style.
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koan wrote: Jives. Were you reading Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? I just recognised the style.
Rats!! I'm found out! Uncovered! Exposed to the light! Oh the shame of it all! I'm melting, melting! What a world, what a world!
Darnit, Koan! I had six more to go too! :wah:
Rats!! I'm found out! Uncovered! Exposed to the light! Oh the shame of it all! I'm melting, melting! What a world, what a world!
Darnit, Koan! I had six more to go too! :wah:
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
I hate wordiness, just say it and get to the point.
ie. I used to live on *** deer lane road. Ok give me a break too many words for one street name, now I am researching some boring stuff like composite tubes, and found another crazy street name..."girls school road" yep that is the actual street name
I think that is crazy.
What happened to 1st street or 12th Avenue huh??????
ie. I used to live on *** deer lane road. Ok give me a break too many words for one street name, now I am researching some boring stuff like composite tubes, and found another crazy street name..."girls school road" yep that is the actual street name
I think that is crazy.
What happened to 1st street or 12th Avenue huh??????
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
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Get this - In Manning Iowa - there is a street named....ok you ready???
No Name Street...No kidding look on the map! What a town..
No Name Street...No kidding look on the map! What a town..
~~The Family~~
Happiness is knowing where you come from...
Who you are...
And why you are here.....
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Why do people expect you to be clear headed, rational and have the ability to speak clearly when you first wake up?
I probably posted that in an ambien trance-soryy
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devist8me wrote: Why do people expect you to be clear headed, rational and have the ability to speak clearly when you first wake up?
...on a monday morning to boot
...on a monday morning to boot
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
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I'm on my 14th hour on the clock here at work and I do believe I shall go mad if I don't get out of here soon! :driving:
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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minks wrote: ...on a monday morning to boot........is this PRE-coffee?? Because if it is, well that's just plain criminal....
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
David813 wrote: I'm on my 14th hour on the clock here at work and I do believe I shall go mad if I don't get out of here soon! :driving:
What do you do to be there so many hours?
What do you do to be there so many hours?
I probably posted that in an ambien trance-soryy