(((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:51 pm

farmer giles;1210294 wrote: bingo

:)

i'm begining to wonder if i have a split personality which has opened an fg account and i am in fact posting to myself :-3:-3:wah:

Great minds think alike

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:43 pm

Apparantly His body was found slumped over a pram he had tripped over.

A police spokesman said it was too early to determine whether they should blame it on the buggy.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:52 pm

Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch following his death.

It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:03 pm

abbey;1210372 wrote: Apparantly His body was found slumped over a pram he had tripped over.

A police spokesman said it was too early to determine whether they should blame it on the buggy.

abbey;1210373 wrote: Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch following his death.

It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.

chuckle :wah::wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:44 pm

tracy829;1210251 wrote: Thanks Farmer and Kathy, its all good, takes much more than a few words to get to me. On the other hand im not over in the MJ appreciation thread posting how wrong it is that the world appreciates a pedo. To each their own i guess.

Proof of molestation? Evidence? Conviction?

shazzoom · Post by **shazzoom** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:30 pm

Carry on as you may persicuting Michael but i for one still believe he was not guilty of molesting children but guilty of being very naieve and silly to think he can recapture the childhood he craved by sharing his room with children.

And as for peodiphilia etc no one knows about any person past on heres who post to threads, but you shouldnt judge others cause things happened to you, or people around you.. (judgements could be clouded).

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:41 pm

shazzoom;1210420 wrote: Carry on as you may persicuting Michael but i for one still believe he was not guilty of molesting children but guilty of being very naieve and silly to think he can recapture the childhood he craved by sharing his room with children.

And as for peodiphilia etc no one knows about any person past on heres who post to threads, but you shouldnt judge others cause things happened to you, or people around you.. (judgements could be clouded).
Bravo.

God help anyone if those who persecute MJ on here ever sit on a jury.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:46 pm

oscar;1210423 wrote: Bravo.

God help anyone if those who persecute MJ on here ever sit on a jury.

Yeah cos you're so fair and objective ain't you?.........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:49 pm

dubs;1210426 wrote: Yeah cos you're so fair and objective ain't you?.........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm probably the most biligerant person one could meet however, proof, conviction, evidence ????

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:57 pm

oscar;1210432 wrote: I'm probably the most biligerant person one could meet however, proof, conviction, evidence ????

It's ok doing the politicians trick of repeating your little mantra..But even you must have rolled your eyes when he gave the family concerned a multi million dollar payoff...

Now what I don't get is the family, especially the mother, had a track record of stuff like that..but he still payed!

shazzoom · Post by **shazzoom** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:00 pm

One reason he payed up i think was to try and get it over with ,, it was costing too much,, he was loosing too much due to the publicity,, was cheaper in long term to pay up..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:03 pm

dubs;1210443 wrote: It's ok doing the politicians trick of repeating your little mantra..But even you must have rolled your eyes when he gave the family concerned a multi million dollar payoff...

Now what I don't get is the family, especially the mother, had a track record of stuff like that..but he still payed!
Proof, conviction, evidence ?? :wah:

Yes, it does pose the question i agree. One of the most obnoxious people to keep springing up any time their is any talk of MJ in my opinion is Uri Geller.

Sure enough, up he pops on tv banging on about what a close relstionship he had with MJ again. However, he said that MJ paid off the Chandler family because he knew their lies would damage his career which happened anyway. he just wanted rid of them. The Chandler family did a deal with MJ shortly after that MJ would never talk of the allegations they made. Even after he had paid them off, the Parents came back for more money and demanded a further $3 million. MJ this time refused to pay. Chandlers parents then launched a civil law suit against MJ but it collapsed before it got to court.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:08 pm

oscar;1210448 wrote: Proof, conviction, evidence ?? :wah:

Yes, it does pose the question i agree. One of the most obnoxious people to keep springing up any time their is any talk of MJ in my opinion is Uri Geller.

Sure enough, up he pops on tv banging on about what a close relstionship he had with MJ again. However, he said that MJ paid off the Chandler family because he knew their lies would damage his career which happened anyway. he just wanted rid of them. The Chandler family did a deal with MJ shortly after that MJ would never talk of the allegations they made. Even after he had paid them off, the Parents came back for more money and demanded a further $3 million. MJ this time refused to pay. Chandlers parents then launched a civil law suit against MJ but it collapsed before it got to court.

It just created doubt in my mind, and where little kids are concerned, there shouldn't be the slightest doubt. Protect the child I say!

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:08 pm

oscar;1210400 wrote: Proof of molestation? Evidence? Conviction?

Proof is he admitted he had boys in his bed. I find it disgusting/criminal when a man has boys that are not his children in bed with him, therefore hes guilty in my eyes. He will never be guilty in your eyes cause you think its ok, you dont want proof so why do you keep asking for it?

And lets not forget the "Jesus juice", another proven fact, i guess that was ok for him to do too, give kids booze.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:12 pm

tracy829;1210452 wrote: Proof is he admitted he had boys in his bed. I find it disgusting/criminal when a man sleeps with boys that are not his children, therefore hes guilty in my eyes. He will never be guilty in your eyes cause you think its ok, you dont want proof so why do you keep asking for it?

She's asking for proof cos she knows their is non..He payed them off, and the courts let him get away with it!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:15 pm

1993 child sexual abuse accusations against Michael Jackson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Where is Jordan Chandler now? « THE FLOACIST

Jordan Chandler « THE FLOACIST

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:18 pm

tracy829;1210452 wrote: Proof is he admitted he had boys in his bed. I find it disgusting/criminal when a man has boys that are not his children in bed with him, therefore hes guilty in my eyes. He will never be guilty in your eyes cause you think its ok, you dont want proof so why do you keep asking for it?

And lets not forget the "Jesus juice", another proven fact, i guess that was ok for him to do too, give kids booze. During MJ's trial, Elizabeth Taylor gave evidence that the night Gavin Arvizo's parents claimed MJ had molested him, she was actually staying in Never Never land with MJ and the allegations did not take place. She was a key witness.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:19 pm

dubs;1210455 wrote: She's asking for proof cos she knows their is non..He payed them off, and the courts let him get away with it!

So..... all these folk who claim they know for sure that MJ payed them off for their silence....... were they there at the time?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:21 pm

Sorry Ladies.......I find it humorous that this discussion is happening in the 'Michael Jackson Jokes' thread.

I do have a strange sense of humour at times.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:22 pm

Bruv;1210462 wrote: Sorry Ladies.......I find it humorous that this discussion is happening in the 'Michael Jackson Jokes' thread.

I do have a strange sense of humour at times. Beans on toast ?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:26 pm

oscar;1210463 wrote: Beans on toast ?

Human beans ?

boom boom ?

Oh go on..............whats the punchline ?

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:28 pm

Bruv;1210462 wrote: Sorry Ladies.......I find it humorous that this discussion is happening in the 'Michael Jackson Jokes' thread.

I do have a strange sense of humour at times.

maybe i should shoot over to the we love jacko thread and start posting anti wacko jokes seeing as they are taking this one off topic :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:30 pm

I am glad you said that with a smile..........I am still recovering from the last spat :-3

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:31 pm

Bruv;1210464 wrote: Human beans ?

boom boom ?

Oh go on..............whats the punchline ?
I'm having beans on toast....... just wondered if you fancied joining me. Pete's having ribs and noodles if you prefer them?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:37 pm

If there is a choice................... Ribs and Beans ?

So it all gets shared nicely..........

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:43 pm

oscar;1210463 wrote: Beans on toast ?

Nice change of subject.

I like the way you do that and it works really well. :wah::wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:44 pm

Bruv;1210462 wrote: Sorry Ladies.......I find it humorous that this discussion is happening in the 'Michael Jackson Jokes' thread.

I do have a strange sense of humour at times.

You certainly do, calling a poor old beardy bloke a lady!!! My son lives in Kent, I'll get him to come and give you a slap....

:D

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:50 pm

As they say "My bad"

I had a mental picture of you ......curlers and hitching your boosooms Les Dawson styllee.....you know...... mouthing certain words silently.

I apologise most sincerely.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:54 pm

Bruv;1210477 wrote: As they say "My bad"

I had a mental picture of you ......curlers and hitching your boosooms Les Dawson styllee.....you know...... mouthing certain words silently.

I apologise most sincerely.

Ok! I'll call him off....:wah::wah:

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:55 pm

dubs;1210475 wrote: You certainly do, calling a poor old beardy bloke a lady!!! My son lives in Kent, I'll get him to come and give you a slap....

:D

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bruv;1210477 wrote: As they say "My bad"

I had a mental picture of you ......curlers and hitching your boosooms Les Dawson styllee.....you know...... mouthing certain words silently.

I apologise most sincerely.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

dubweena :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:55 pm

Rapunzel;1210474 wrote: Nice change of subject.

I like the way you do that and it works really well. :wah::wah:

It works really well in reducing all threads to their lowest common denominator.... which in FG seems to be food, flowers and fluff.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:56 pm

AussiePam;1210481 wrote: It works really well in reducing all threads to their lowest common denominator.... which in FG seems to be food, flowers and fluff.
Along with puppies, fluffy kittens, and foxes.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:58 pm

Bruv;1210477 wrote: As they say "My bad"

I had a mental picture of you ......curlers and hitching your boosooms Les Dawson styllee.....you know...... mouthing certain words silently.

I apologise most sincerely.
I've seen Dubs....... he's well sexy !!!!!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:00 pm

AussiePam;1210481 wrote: It works really well in reducing all threads to their lowest common denominator.... which in FG seems to be food, flowers and fluff.

I like fluff . . . pretty pale pink stuff with bits of glittery silver in . . .

no, it's no good, I'm snorting with laughter and spraying mouthfuls of tea everywhere ...

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:02 pm

AussiePam;1210481 wrote: It works really well in reducing all threads to their lowest common denominator.... which in FG seems to be food, flowers and fluff.

Could be worse, I suppose.....

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:03 pm

farmer giles;1210480 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

dubweena :yh_rotfl

Pork Belly!.........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You tosser

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:03 pm

Rapunzel;1210488 wrote: Could be worse, I suppose.....

It could........ it could be a thread on Gordon Brown or the BNP.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:06 pm

oscar;1210484 wrote: I've seen Dubs....... he's well sexy !!!!!

He didn't do much for me....

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:08 pm

oscar;1210484 wrote: I've seen Dubs....... he's well sexy !!!!!

See! Now I don't know how to take that, being as you also think Gordo is sexy..

Gordy boy fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch!..

I look like my face caught fire, and they put it out with a shovel!..

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:12 pm

dubs;1210496 wrote: See! Now I don't know how to take that, being as you also think Gordo is sexy..

Gordy boy fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch!..

I look like my face caught fire, and they put it out with a shovel!..

and a tractor tyre ... still on the wheel which was still on the tractor :driving::driving:

oi any more taking this thread off topic i will start posting rap songs on your john peel rock out thread :sneaky::sneaky:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:14 pm

dubs;1210496 wrote: Gordy boy fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch!..

I'm sorry I can't help it but . . .

:wah::wah::wah: lmfao! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:17 pm

farmer giles;1210499 wrote: and a tractor tyre ... still on the wheel which was still on the tractor :driving::driving:

oi any more taking this thread off topic i will start posting rap songs on your john peel rock out thread :sneaky::sneaky:

OY! I never took it off topic, all the bloody MJ lovers did that! I was just responding to stuff! Oh and nobody will notice your rap vids cos you don't know how to embed 'em...Ha!:wah::wah::wah:

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:18 pm

Rapunzel;1210500 wrote: I'm sorry I can't help it but . . .

:wah::wah::wah: lmfao! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and i think he bounced

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:20 pm

dubs;1210501 wrote: OY! I never took it off topic, all the bloody MJ lovers did that! I was just responding to stuff! Oh and nobody will notice your rap vids cos you don't know how to embed 'em...Ha!:wah::wah::wah:

off course you are right there

but i'm sure a link to youtube rap vids or even an mj vid

no i have gone too far allready :-3:-3

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:24 pm

farmer giles;1210502 wrote: and i think he bounced

And landed on Michael Jackson.......

See what I did there, I got it back on track

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:28 pm

dubs;1210507 wrote: And landed on Michael Jackson.......

See what I did there, I got it back on track

from black

to white

to brown

he really was a colourful performer

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:46 pm

dubs;1210496 wrote: See! Now I don't know how to take that, being as you also think Gordo is sexy..

Gordy boy fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch!..

I look like my face caught fire, and they put it out with a shovel!..

You men just have no idea of how us girls rate sexiness.

Now, Gordon Brown is sexy is a one-eyed, dour, miserable, Scottish type way.

Mick Jagger is sexy is a liptabulous type way.

Nicholas Cage is sexy in a phsycotic nutjob type way.

Fabio Capella is sexy in an Italian pasta type way.

Your sexy in a face caught fire, put out with a shovel type way.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:55 pm

oscar;1210511 wrote: You men just have no idea of how us girls rate sexiness.

Now, Gordon Brown is sexy is a one-eyed, dour, miserable, Scottish type way.

Mick Jagger is sexy is a liptabulous type way.

Nicholas Cage is sexy in a phsycotic nutjob type way.

Fabio Capella is sexy in an Italian pasta type way.

Your sexy in a face caught fire, put out with a shovel type way.

Oh well, that's err, ok then!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:58 pm

dubs;1210518 wrote: Oh well, that's err, ok then!

You said it :yh_rotfl Look, i think your sexy so that's an entry on your cv at your next job.

You have passed the Oscar test of sexiness.

BTW........ Have you got the tv on? I've got Bruce Springstein on at Glastonbury and he's S H I T

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:02 pm

You men just have no idea of how us girls rate sexiness.

Now, Gordon Brown is sexy is a one-eyed, dour, miserable, Scottish type way.

I'd replace the word sexy with strong, but otherwise yeah okay. :wah:

Mick Jagger is sexy is a liptabulous type way.

Old rubberlips? Gross. :p

Nicholas Cage is sexy in a psychotic nutjob type way.

OMG...those eyes. This guy is sex on legs! Yummmmmm. :-4:-4

Fabio Capella is sexy in an Italian pasta type way.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Yuck. He looks like an older and uglier Tom Jones. :p

Your sexy in a face caught fire, put out with a shovel type way.

I don't know what you look like Dubsy, but with Oscars taste I'd say you've got a 50/50 chance of either looking sexy or looking like Quasimodo.

:wah::wah: :rolleyes: