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A Karenina wrote: the trailer park. It would very romantic except for the __________.



(I thought it was stuck, so....)
except for the constant intrusion by the jerry springer show roadies.-----i thought it was stuck. so i sprayed it with WD-40._____________________whenever i see a police car in my rear-view mirror, i_________________________________

lady cop wrote: except for the constant intrusion by the jerry springer show roadies.-----i thought it was stuck. so i sprayed it with WD-40._____________________whenever i see a police car in my rear-view mirror, i_________________________________
...start weaving side to side, and squeal my tires on the pavement at stop lights. The reaction from the cop is invariably________________________

BabyRider wrote: ...start weaving side to side, and squeal my tires on the pavement at stop lights. The reaction from the cop is invariably________________________
...to drag your happy butt out of the car! _____________has anyone seen the ___________________ new FG logo? (fill in the blank)

lady cop wrote: .has anyone seen the interesting new FG logo?
Yes, it's little green people who look like they are ___________________

Cass wrote: Yes, it's little green people who look like they are ___________________
...trying to imitate Superman. I like to imitate______________________

Cass wrote: Yes, it's little green people who look like they are ___________________ constipated. -----------------i should go to sleep right now but______________

BabyRider wrote: I like to imitate______________________ Richard Simmons when I do 'sweatin' to the Oldies'



Last time I did this I had a problem with ______________________

blue wrote: flooding. After getting that mopped up I _____________________________ :p


Was so exhausted I crumpled to the couch with a bag of doritos, package of hostess twinkies, 3 pop tarts and a jug of Ma Tilly's root beer.

My stomach began to grumble so loud__________________

Poof is good!



I have to go to bed now... see you in the morning lymi



minks wrote: Was so exhausted I crumpled to the couch with a bag of doritos, package of hostess twinkies, 3 pop tarts and a jug of Ma Tilly's root beer.



My stomach began to grumble so loud__________________ that it started an avalance and the whole mountain face came down on my house..... it was really really lucky that I had remembered to ___________

Cass wrote:

that it started an avalance and the whole mountain face came down on my house..... it was really really lucky that I had remembered to ___________....put on clean underwear! I was dug out of my house shortly after by ________________

blue wrote: two hunky firemen who________________


Who were fighting with each other to ________________ .

Suresh Gupta wrote: Who were fighting with each other to ________________ .
see who got to cut my clothes off when i had a heart attack and called 911. ____________________ EMBARRASSED....topic--firemen you know from work cutting your clothes off. and then you run into them in the convenience store two weeks later..... oops...sorry, i digress.

rachelg wrote: beans, beans, the musical fruit!

Did I hear ____________________?


A space ship or did the pneumatic door close behind me.

Once upon a time there were___________________________________

see who got to cut my clothes off when i had a heart attack and called 911.
As I slipped into a trance I thought I heard

A space ship or did the pneumatic door close behind me.

Once upon a time there were


Little green men who liked to hide behind Paula's couch and steal her pickles.

They also are responsible for ________________________

koan wrote: Little green men who liked to hide behind Paula's couch and steal her pickles.

They also are responsible for ________________________


They also are responsible for leaving Paula's pickles at Koan's place.

Did she __________________ .

Suresh Gupta wrote:



Did she __________________ .
realize that there is a fine line between a pickle and a cucumber?



These questions weigh on my mind and I just can't stop _____________________

Cass wrote: realize that there is a fine line between a pickle and a cucumber?



These questions weigh on my mind and I just can't stop _____________________


this feeling of love for my cucumber.

Many people would say __________________

koan wrote: this feeling of love for my cucumber.



Many people would say __________________it's unhealthy... but I say.. pass the vinegarette and cut me some _____________

Cass wrote: it's unhealthy... but I say.. pass the vinegarette and cut me some _____________


slack.

It is so cold out there that______________________

(sorry Canadian mentality)

kensloft wrote:



It is so cold out there that______________________




I've had high-beams all day thank goodness I remembered to ________________

Cass wrote: thank goodness I remembered to ________________
wear my lambs wool underpants. They go with the latest fashion of _____________

koan wrote: wear my lambs wool underpants. They go with the latest fashion of _____________ "Sherpa wear" of kathmandu :-2 anyway, speaking of Nepal.. I am on my way up to base camp at 14,000 feet... there I expect to _____________

be woozy from the air.

Opening the door________________

kensloft wrote: be woozy from the air.

Opening the door________________


Opening the door of heaven.

But Nepal is now _______________ .

Suresh Gupta wrote:



But Nepal is now _______________ .
calling me back, it's in my blood.. I must continue my search for the elusive yeti, I feel that it is only a matter of time before ________________

Cass wrote: calling me back, it's in my blood.. I must continue my search for the elusive yeti, I feel that it is only a matter of time before ________________


I feel that it is only a matter of time before I catch up with him.

And then we will __________________ .

Suresh Gupta wrote: I feel that it is only a matter of time before I catch up with him.

And then we will __________________ .


find out what we're doing.

But when she/he ( no genderficatin around here. no siree) asked______________

kensloft wrote: find out what we're doing.

But when she/he ( no genderficatin around here. no siree) asked______________


But when she asked me to come and meet her family I declined.

She was _________________ .

Suresh Gupta wrote: But when she asked me to come and meet her family I declined.

She was _________________ .


very telling.

Psycho analysis is something_______________________

kensloft wrote:

Psycho analysis is something_______________________
that I avoid like the plague... I don't want anyone delving into my ____________________

Cass wrote: that I avoid like the plague... I don't want anyone delving into my ____________________


underwear drawer. The good things in life_______________

koan wrote: underwear drawer. The good things in life_______________
cost big bucks!!! get that free stuff away from me it can only lead to _________________

Cass wrote: get that free stuff away from me it can only lead to _________________


garage sales. My pockets aren't big enough for ___________________

koan wrote: garage sales. My pockets aren't big enough for ___________________
picking. In fact, pick pockets leave me alone and _________________

Cass wrote: In fact, pick pockets leave me alone and _________________
ask me if I need a cigarette or spare change. Maybe they think I'm homeless because _______________________

koan wrote: ask me if I need a cigarette or spare change. Maybe they think I'm homeless because _______________________
I push a shopping cart with all my worldly belongings in it..... really I just like shopping carts and hey, they are free for the taking.... sometimes _______________

Cass wrote: I push a shopping cart with all my worldly belongings in it..... really I just like shopping carts and hey, they are free for the taking.... sometimes _______________


I sit on top of the cart and pretend I am Noah looking for land. I don't know why the police _________________

koan wrote: I sit on top of the cart and pretend I am Noah looking for land. I don't know why the police _________________
harass me about that? it's not like I am causing trouble for anyone ~ well ~ except that time I had a bum cart with the one wheel that spins and I hit a parked Jeep Cherokee. Wow does that bring back some memories.... I remember it like it was yesterday..... _________________

Cass wrote: harass me about that? it's not like I am causing trouble for anyone ~ well ~ except that time I had a bum cart with the one wheel that spins and I hit a parked Jeep Cherokee. Wow does that bring back some memories.... I remember it like it was yesterday..... _________________
actually, it WAS yesterday. The Cherokee was silver and reflected the sidewalk so clearly I didn't know it was there. Luckily I had some tin foil in my cart so I could cover the scratches. As I was quickly wheeling away ___________________

koan wrote: aAs I was quickly wheeling away ___________________
That damn wonky wheel on the cart got stuck again and the whole thing capsized, I cut my forehead on the pavement and as I lay there noticed the shiny black shoes of a police officer standing before me, I looked up and he did not look friendly, he ______________________

Cass wrote: I looked up and he did not look friendly, he ______________________
started writing me a ticket when, suddenly, his tummy grumbled. Seeing a bag of Doritos in my cart, I tried to bribe him but _______________________

koan wrote: started writing me a ticket when, suddenly, his tummy grumbled. Seeing a bag of Doritos in my cart, I tried to bribe him but _______________________


he said he was on the new donut diet and doritos were too fattening. I was fascinated to know_________________________

kensloft wrote: I was fascinated to know_________________________
that he only eats the holes :-2 anyway, he suddenly took pity on me and did not give me the ticket after all. I continued on my way.. just me and my wonky wheeled shopping cart, the next thing I remember is ___________

Cass wrote: that he only eats the holes :-2 anyway, he suddenly took pity on me and did not give me the ticket after all. I continued on my way.. just me and my wonky wheeled shopping cart, the next thing I remember is ___________
seeing a bright light and blacking out. I woke up to the sight of an alien smoking a strange smelling cigarette and saying____________________

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koan wrote: smoking a strange smelling cigarette and saying____________________
"Dude ~ where's my car?" to which I tried to reply but my throat had gone dry... who was this Alien and why was he talking to me? It all came back to me in a flash... the table, the bright lights and the anal probe.



I quickly rose to my feet and ___________________

Cass wrote: "Dude ~ where's my car?" to which I tried to reply but my throat had gone dry... who was this Alien and why was he talking to me? It all came back to me in a flash... the table, the bright lights and the anal probe.



I quickly rose to my feet and ___________________


remembered the last time this happened.

Right there and then I_________________

kensloft wrote: remembered the last time this happened.

Right there and then I_________________


Then I woke up.

It was another long ___________________ .

Suresh Gupta wrote: Then I woke up.

It was another long ___________________ .


tunnel that stood before me in the darkness. A strange creature arrived and said he would show me how to get to _________________________

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