Ask Imladris all those questions you were afraid to ask me and Jimbo!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:29 am

i know you work in a funeral place thingy here is a sorta related true story my grandfather on my mums side got a job just after the war in the morgue ,on his first week day he was working at night and they had a guy who had died but he had some thing wrong with his spine it was severely bent and to try and straighten him out they tied the guys body down at both ends , well my grandad who was scared at the very thought of being alone in there and he was terrified , when the rope that had been holding this guy with the severe spinal curvature gave way , causing the corpse to appear to suddenly sit up ,well my grandad promptly fainted ,his workmates found him coming to screaming that the dead were coming alive he quite then and there and run home , it was really funny the way he told it... have you got any stories like that igal

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:02 am

Hamster;527823 wrote: Immy why am I so excited? I just found a way to make something hapen and I can't sit still!

What are you going to make happen - you probably can't sit still because jnr is jumping on your bladder

Hamster;527856 wrote: Immy are you awake yet?

Yes, but had to take my daughter to the podiatrist's this morning.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:03 am

SuzyB;527898 wrote: Immy,

I now have both children off school ill, do you think it'll be ok if i leave them at home and i'll go to school??????

Yep, put your hair in pigtails, slip on the gymslip and you'll be every male teachers fantasy!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:05 am

jimbo;528028 wrote: i know you work in a funeral place thingy here is a sorta related true story my grandfather on my mums side got a job just after the war in the morgue ,on his first week day he was working at night and they had a guy who had died but he had some thing wrong with his spine it was severely bent and to try and straighten him out they tied the guys body down at both ends , well my grandad who was scared at the very thought of being alone in there and he was terrified , when the rope that had been holding this guy with the severe spinal curvature gave way , causing the corpse to appear to suddenly sit up ,well my grandad promptly fainted ,his workmates found him coming to screaming that the dead were coming alive he quite then and there and run home , it was really funny the way he told it... have you got any stories like that igal

Mine are much more gruesome - ask me this weekend;)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:06 am

[quote=Magenta flame;528082][ Ask Imladris all those questions you were afraid to ask me and Jimbo! /QUOTE]

what's the time in england at the mo?

11.07 am

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:07 am

Imladris;528085 wrote: [quote=Magenta flame;528082]

11.07 am

No it's not it's 1.07 pm

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:11 am

Imladris;528077 wrote: Yep, put your hair in pigtails, slip on the gymslip and you'll be every male teachers fantasy!

:wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:13 am

Magenta flame;528084 wrote: NO really I'm scared to ask jimbo and hammy:wah:

I know dear, they are a bit scary. And you never get a sensible answer from either.

Just ask your Auntie Immy when you want to know something important.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:54 am

Can you post a piccy of yourself? I want to see who i'm talking to

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:03 am

What shall i do for dinner? Something quick and easy please

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:05 am

Are Spurs going to win tonight?? :yh_pray

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:05 am

SuzyB;528217 wrote: What shall i do for dinner? Something quick and easy please

Pasta, bacon, musrooms, and green pesto, easy peasy!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:08 am

Galbally;528219 wrote: Pasta, bacon, musrooms, and green pesto, easy peasy!

No can do, kids hate mushrooms and none of us eat pesto:(

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:40 am

SuzyB;528217 wrote: What shall i do for dinner? Something quick and easy please

I like 'help yourselves' - let the family into the kitchen, open the cupboard doors and tell if they see it they can have it.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:41 am

SuzyB;528164 wrote: Can you post a piccy of yourself? I want to see who i'm talking to

I have been trying to find one - honestly, but I hate having my photo taken so much that I usually hide or am pulling a stupid face:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:42 am

SuzyB;528218 wrote: Are Spurs going to win tonight?? :yh_pray

Sorry, I know nothing about football, I like rugby (players)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:43 am

Imladris;528079 wrote: Mine are much more gruesome - ask me this weekend;)
:(

er maybe not i'll be talking football , pinky singing time warp is better than that :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:52 am

Dear imladris, talking about pictures, you know Wendybird reminds me of someone famous do you have any ideas?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:01 pm

Galbally;528516 wrote: Dear imladris, talking about pictures, you know Wendybird reminds me of someone famous do you have any ideas?

Wendybird's avatar reminds me of the little green monster in Monsters Inc.

But I will wait until I see Wendybird for real before I pass comment.

I personally am the spitting image of someone famous.........

The vicar of dibley with a bag of her head

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:21 pm

Imladris;528523 wrote: Wendybird's avatar reminds me of the little green monster in Monsters Inc.

But I will wait until I see Wendybird for real before I pass comment.

I personally am the spitting image of someone famous.........

No, I think I have seen her real picture and I was thinking of something a little more nice looking than that. So who are you like eh? Don't tell me, helen mirren, no helen baxindale, no, angela rippon, no, penelope keith, no wait, no its gone again........:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:24 pm

Pinky;528549 wrote: Dear Immy, why are Polos round?

So that you can just put the very tip of your tongue in the hole and talk in a silly voice

Why are nettles stingy?

'cos if they weren't they wouldn't be stinging nettles they would be tickling nettles and that doesn't sound very butch

Why do boys get hairy toes?

Because they have decended from Hobbits whereas us girlies have decended fron the elegent and non-hairy Elves

Why can't you wrap an easter egg back up like it was before you unwrapped it?

Because you silly-billy you're not supposed to wrap it up again, you're supposed to eat it whole, very quickly before anyone can ask for some

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:27 pm

Pinky;528561 wrote: :wah: :wah:

I like that answer a lot, hehe!

Immy, am I allowed a couple of bottles of cider tonight or should I lay off?

Oh yes, have one for me!! I like cider

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:31 pm

Pinky;528561 wrote: :wah: :wah:

I like that answer a lot, hehe!

Immy, am I allowed a couple of bottles of cider tonight or should I lay off?

Are you sure you are not from the west country pinky? I can't tell with that posh accent you have!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:39 pm

Hamster;528579 wrote: Immy why do I have a banging headache?

That'll be all this :-5 that you do - stop it!!

No seriously, if it lasts make sure you get it checked out won't you.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:42 pm

Hamster;528589 wrote: Immy why has my eldest daughter decided to have a tantrum when my head is already banging? :rolleyes:

Because all kids have the ability to know when we are vulnerable and how to exploit it. Just remember that one day she will be a teenager and you will have the power to embarrass and humiliate her without any effort at all:sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:43 pm

Pinky;528590 wrote: Posh accent, hehe!

I'm about the least posh person there is!!:o

Divil a bit of it, you have a lovely accent you ding dong! Anyway, I'm Irish, we wouldn't know posh if it hit us in the face, actually we would and we usually hit back, we are quite famous for it actually! :sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:44 pm

Dear Immy, when will my lamb stew be ready, approximatley?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:46 pm

Galbally;528595 wrote: Dear Immy, when will my lamb stew be ready, approximatley?

In about 30 mins.*

*N.B the author of this post takes no responsibility for food poisoning the may occur as a result of the failure to cook said stew sufficiently.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:48 pm

Imladris;528602 wrote: In about 30 mins.*

*N.B the author of this post takes no responsibility for food poisoning the may occur as a result of the failure to cook said stew sufficiently.

No I have been poisoned once too often already this week, I will make sure and check!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:57 pm

Hamster;528605 wrote: Immy when the kids go to bed can I go too? :yh_pray

(My ex is here to see his kids and he is gonna take OM to the pub to watch the Arsenal game...so I will have the bed all to myself!)

What are you waiting for? Bed, hot drink, biccies and a book!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:00 pm

Pinky;528611 wrote: It's lovely isn't it? I'm on the sofabed at the mo and it's heaven!!!

SPRAWL SPACE!!!:wah:

Hubby and I used to both be Special Constables - we used to take it in turns to go on duty. When he went out I'd have the tv to myself, choccies and the bed to myself until the early hours - bliss!

Sadly we both left and he doesn't go out that late anymore

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:07 pm

Dear immy, you were not too far out with the thirty minutes you know, impressive womans intuition you have there! So really, who do you look like thats famous? Kate Moss? No, Nigela Lawson, no, angleica huston? no, its gone again.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:14 pm

Galbally;528620 wrote: Dear immy, you were not too far out with the thirty minutes you know, impressive womans intuition you have there! So really, who do you look like thats famous? Kate Moss? No, Nigela Lawson, no, angleica huston? no, its gone again.

Miriam Margoyles (hee hee)