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Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:45 pm**

........I know was my friend, Sherman.

My favorite dog is.....

Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:53 pm**

..........."Live It!"

Onions always make me think of.......

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:29 am**

.... a bloke I used to work with who must have eaten them for breakfast and liked to share

Whenever people ask me to sing...

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:33 am**

AussiePam;494664 wrote: .... a bloke I used to work with who must have eaten them for breakfast and liked to share

Whenever people ask me to sing...

i do it willingly.

When i go to the doctor i am asked to.............

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:35 am**

sign autographs.. It's tough being famous, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

When it starts to snow...

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:59 am**

Bread and milk become very valuable.

Every time the sun comes up...................

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:10 am**

............... it's getting dark somewhere else.

Would you ever refuse..................

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:31 am**

...Little Lulu a luxury yacht to cruise in over christmas?

I wouldn't. Happy holidays Lulu!

Santa is...

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:04 am**

....someone who loves you.

Christmas tree needles in the carpet........

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:10 pm**

Lulu2;494881 wrote:

Christmas tree needles in the carpet........

make me want to go artificial next year :rolleyes:

Don't forget to pull the drapes shut . . .

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:13 pm**

Don't forget to pull the drapes shut . . .

So the neighbors won't see Mama kissing Santa Clause....

Who is that standing under the Mistletoe???

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:15 pm**

CARLA;495006 wrote: Who is that standing under the Mistletoe???

Why . . . it's CHER, who is giving a big holiday kiss to each of the handsome FG men! :-4

You'd better watch out . . .

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:40 pm**

You better watch out cause guppy is right behind cher kissing all the men to!:)

It's going to be.......

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:04 pm**

guppy;495013 wrote: It's going to be.......

A really wild holiday season here in the garden.

All I want for Christmas is......

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:13 pm**

All I want for Christmas is......

All the money back that I spent.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it........................

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:28 pm**

.........melt quickly and neatly, too!

I was arrested because the neighbors complained when my snowman.........

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:32 pm**

came to life and started hitting on their snow woman!

I want a.....

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:35 pm**

............. wish a day for the rest of my life! (Dream BIG!)

Queen bees have interesting..................

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:36 pm**

Fibonacci;495210 wrote:

I want a.....

..picture of that snowman hitting on the snowwoman, :wah:

If all else fails.....

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:18 pm**

If all else fails.....

Have Nomad bartend and let's all get hammered.

Just for the fun of it let's ....

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:26 pm**

Rain;495473 wrote: If all else fails.....

Have Nomad bartend and let's all get hammered.

Just for the fun of it let's ....

.....have a chinese fire drill!!

I want you to............

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:55 pm**

I want you to............

go down to the store and buy some limes for margaritas!

The little boy shoved his sister and...

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:59 am**

Rain;495496 wrote: I want you to............

go down to the store and buy some limes for margaritas!

The little boy shoved his sister and...

she fell in the mud.

don't eat fish unless.........

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:40 am**

Tater Tazz;495562 wrote: don't eat fish unless.........

. . . it's the most pristine cut of sushi! :p

If you dare to do that, . . .

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:15 am**

............you'll remember those immortal words of Ricky Nelson..."You can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself."

Quicksand is........

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:05 pm**

[QUOTE=Lulu2;495654

Quicksand is........

..what you may be standing in if you are suddenly feeling an odd sinking feeling.

A bird in the hand is worth....

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:12 pm**

.........letting go, before it bites you!

People who live in glass houses.....

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:17 pm**

Lulu2;495840 wrote: .........letting go, before it bites you!

People who live in glass houses.....

.....really should buy some curtains!!!

To think is...........

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:49 pm**

to exist!

Change is necessary when.....

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:58 pm**

Fibonacci;495937 wrote: Change is necessary when.....

. . . boredom sets in!

If you just bend over a little bit . . .

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:28 pm**

................... everyone can see your underwear!

The best reason to shave is......

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:11 pm**

Lulu2;495987 wrote: .............

The best reason to shave is......

........you would look funny walking around all day with a face full of shaving cream.

If looks could kill.......

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:33 pm**

................. an open fire are likely to burn a hole in the carpet, if you drop them!

After-Christmas sales are......

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:56 pm**

for the smart ones.

A new year will probably bring...

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:13 pm**

A new year will probably bring...

12 more months of bills, bills, bills.

When the telemarketer calls, tell them.................

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:30 pm**

When the telemarketer calls tell them ......

to get a life.

You know you have went to far when........

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:33 pm**

You know you have went to far when........

the telemarketer shows up on your doorstep with a gun

When you brighten your bedroom...

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:34 pm**

........you wake up too early!

Little things mean...........

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:00 pm**

Lulu2;497035 wrote: ........you wake up too early!

Little things mean...........

That it's the best he could do.

The trouble with moonlight....

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:21 pm**

RedGlitter;497048 wrote: That it's the best he could do.

The trouble with moonlight....

Friggin moonlight, its when the axe murderers all come out.

He sharpened his axe...

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:27 pm**

Nomad;497058 wrote: Friggin moonlight, its when the axe murderers all come out.

He sharpened his axe...

...and then drove to Super Lube.

The thing about Taco Bell's burritos...

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:29 pm**

RedGlitter;497064 wrote: ...and then drove to Super Lube.

The thing about Taco Bell's burritos...

are you can't eat just one.

Nomad started typing and thinking at the same time and......:p

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:42 pm**

guppy;497067 wrote: are you can't eat just one.

Nomad started typing and thinking at the same time and......:p

he might have fallen out of his chair. (maybe maybe not)

When the axe was sharpened....

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:44 pm**

Nomad;497084 wrote: he might have fallen out of his chair. (maybe maybe not)

When the axe was sharpened....

nomad shortened his chair...so he would have far to fall.:wah:

a pamby wamby is ....

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:12 pm**

............an Austrian goulash, made with kangaroo meat.

The worst thing about eating liver is.....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:52 am**

Lulu2;497104 wrote: ............an Austrian goulash, made with kangaroo meat.

The worst thing about eating liver is.....

That liver quivers!! :yh_sick

When Nomad was behind the drapes....

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:09 am**

Nothing is so beautiful as ...

...Nomad sleeping with his teddy bear.

The most ridiculous thing I've seen is.......................

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