Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:21 am

helefra wrote: Jimbo - do you know what your favourite joke is? (apart from taking the p**ss out of me

)

*Hope nobody starts a thread out there asking me questions

*

i try to have a laugh taking the p is diff

no one liked the snow man joke then

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:22 am

Hamster wrote: Is it true???

no i would never ever cheat on sue ever :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:23 am

Hamster wrote: Jimbo what should I use as a pet name for K Synder? :wah:

and how much alcohol should I buy for Pinkster coming?

snyder the spider he will catch you in his web watch it :wah:

you can naver have too much drink when you friends with the pink :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:26 am

Hamster wrote: Jimbo will you let me know when you have answered all these questions? I have a few more!

hamster you have a high boredom threshold dont cha ? must be running round that wheel all day mental conditioning they call i think the sas use it oh no its not its the desert rats :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:28 am

Hamster wrote: Jimbo is it possible to have too much caffiene?

:-3

i dont know to be honest i aviod coffee red bull anything like that if i'm hyped up people tend to find me unbearable :sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:30 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Whats your favourite womans perfume .
jack daniels :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:31 am

Hamster wrote: Jimbo do I ask too many questions?

no and no :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:41 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: OK tell us your best wind up and when was the last time someone played a trick on you .

i dont know my best one but poor suzy gets most of them bless her

we went to the pictures last week i got the tickets while she got the popcorn and drinks , she had a row with some one trying to push in the line i saw this sneaked up and pinched her bum she turned round and stated on this guy its only when she saw evry one laughing that she twigged she had the right hump then when the film was on she went to the loo while she was gone i took the lid off her diet pepsi and tied knots in her straws she was 5 mins sucking away wondering why she could not get any drink i was crying with laughter so was the couple behind us sue was not happy:wah:

i get more than my fair share back

i think the l;ast one was we had a knew landlord my mate told me he was very deaf so i went up shouting HELLO I,M JIM HOW ARE YOU ,YOU DOIN OK ARE YOU

to which he said i dont know whats wrong with you son but you do drugs in my pub again your barred :-5

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:42 am

Hamster wrote: Why?
z ?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:43 am

jimbo wrote: i dont know my best one but poor suzy gets most of them bless her

we went to the pictures last week i got the tickets while she got the popcorn and drinks , she had a row with some one trying to push in the line i saw this sneaked up and pinched her bum she turned round and stated on this guy its only when she saw evry one laughing that she twigged she had the right hump then when the film was on she went to the loo while she was gone i took the lid off her diet pepsi and tied knots in her straws she was 5 mins sucking away wondering why she could not get any drink i was crying with laughter so was the couple behind us sue was not happy

i get more than my fair share back

i think the l;ast one was we had a knew landlord my mate told me he was very deaf so i went up shouting HELLO I,M JIM HOW ARE YOU ,YOU DOIN OK ARE YOU

to which he said i dont know whats wrong with you son but you do drugs in my pub again your barred

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nice one Jimbo, do you hire yourself out as entertainment? If so can I book you for my 40th next year?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:45 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: OK , i am as cockney as arse how would you turn me into a lay-dee.

a sex change :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:47 am

Imladris wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nice one Jimbo, do you hire yourself out as entertainment? If so can I book you for my 40th next year?

believe me guys the amusement soon wears off how would you like to live with some one with a permanant amusement problem:(

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:49 am

i think i,m up todate now if i,ve missed any one repost it super silly rrrrr,s you gona post or just watch me make an idiot of myself on my own

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:51 am

Is old Jimbo a himbo ???

:wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:52 am

OK be honest did you miss us all that much that you couldn't wait to get to the gym just so you could answer all our questions .

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:54 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Is old Jimbo a himbo ???

:wah:
no jimbo is a dimbo

i love cockney accents:-4

i used to live in richmond and was always in hammersmith as a youth

no i did not say hamstersmith nosey rodent :wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:54 am

We want to know all about the old Jimbo suduction technique,

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:55 am

Hamster wrote: and this one....

no hammyterville no injuries so far but people behind me are muttering i,m hogging the pc at the gym

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:56 am

Can we see a picture of old Jimbo , i need something to throw darts at

:rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:57 am

Hamster wrote: Jimbo why do you like football?

being a leeds fan you would not understand :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:58 am

So if jimbos not a himbo but a dimbo in your opinion could i be a bimbo .

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:59 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: We want to know all about the old Jimbo suduction technique,

i can honestly say i have never chatted up any woman ever or asked any one out , any one i,ve ever been with has done all the running :-3 :-3

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:00 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: So if jimbos not a himbo but a dimbo in your opinion could i be a bimbo .

not at all you have a great sense of humour and i like your company mush :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:03 am

Hamster wrote: and you missed this one too.....:wah:

oh sorry if you want people to think your a working girl turn the red light back on :wah: :wah:

sorry maybe you should work in hamsterdam

just joking

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:04 am

My lord and master refuses to give me his new pin number. What should i do -

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:06 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Can we see a picture of old Jimbo , i need something to throw darts at

:rolleyes:

there are a few on here of me allready some one posted on of me once

if you get fed up of playing darts my ex tells me she gets great pleasure by using old photos of me as toilet paper:mad:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:06 am

I love tarantulars , are you scared of them :sneaky:

:rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:07 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: My lord and master refuses to give me his new pin number. What should i do -

sorry i dont mess with pimps

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:09 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I love tarantulars , are you scared of them :sneaky:

:rolleyes:

wild ones yeah hello

tame ones i,d pick one up but i have been bitten twice by spiders in england it happens a lot in my line of work :-3

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:09 am

jimbo wrote: sorry i dont mess with pimps

Cheeky twot .... so you dont think i should twat him .

:rolleyes:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:13 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Jimbo whats the most romantic thing you've ever done .

and have you ever been arrested .

WELL :yh_wait :yh_wait