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sunny104 wrote: ...barn because Woppy was yelling "run towards the barn!!" Once they were all safely inside....


....."Do you allways do everything I say?" said woppy with a mischievious grin:sneaky:.......

woppy71 wrote: ....."Do you allways do everything I say?" said woppy with a mischievious grin:sneaky:.......


He then promptly ran OUT of the barn, giggling hysterically and yelling "I'm free, I am finally free of that...."

Marie5656 wrote: He then promptly ran OUT of the barn, giggling hysterically and yelling "I'm free, I am finally free of that...."


.....nagging headache because I used Headon...apply directly to the forehead, Headon..apply directly to the......

Grumpaz wrote: .....nagging headache because I used Headon...apply directly to the forehead, Headon..apply directly to the......
Woppy quickly changed the radio station so he wouldn't have to hear that annoying commercial anymore and backed the car up to the barn so BR and Nomad could get in and they could.....

sunny104 wrote: Woppy quickly changed the radio station so he wouldn't have to hear that annoying commercial anymore and backed the car up to the barn so BR and Nomad could get in and they could.....


........Head to the nearest interstate.........

....to escape to the underground world of...

weber wrote: ....to escape to the underground world of...


.....Sex, drugs and rock n' roll.....

weber wrote: ....to escape to the underground world of...


Sex drugs rock and roll and refrigerated butter where angels and elephants fear to tread. BUT Fate had other plans... and as they leapt into the Greyhound bus...

....Pam gunned that bus right back onto the interstate heading for.......

weber wrote: ....Pam gunned that bus right back onto the interstate heading for.......


....Amarillo....:wah:

Pinky wrote: 'Cos every night she's been hugging her pillow....
pretending that it's Nomad, thinking to herself that as soon as she sees him she is going to.....

Pinky wrote: fiddle with his antenna so he can....


.....get right down to business and........

Pinky wrote: get tuned into...


Radio Luxembourg, but.......

Pinky wrote: all he can seem to get is Radio 4! He heard Terry Wogan suggest..


That things were better in the old days when....

Pinky wrote: instead of all this new fangled technology, you made do with....


outhouses and ice boxes and Model T Ford cars and stuff like....

weber wrote: outhouses and ice boxes and Model T Ford cars and stuff like....


Leave it to Beaver on the tele. But as they sped down Route 66, in a cloud of Chanel No 5 and dust. ....

AussiePam wrote: Leave it to Beaver on the tele. But as they sped down Route 66, in a cloud of Chanel No 5 and dust. ....


Marie's chinchilla, Trixie saw the dust, and started rolling around in it, thinking it was a bath for her.

In the meantime, after years of debate and discussion it was determined that Bigfoot and the aliens from Area 51.......

Marie's chinchilla, Trixie saw the dust, and started rolling around in it, thinking it was a bath for her.

In the meantime, after years of debate and discussion it was determined that Bigfoot and the aliens from Area 51.......



Were up in Oregon visiting Rain, and Pam drove that Greyhound bus right up to the...

Were up in Oregon visiting Rain, and Pam drove that Greyhound bus right up to the...


...church and crashed right on through scattering people everywhere, smashing right through the back and out........

.... where Bill was waiting with the team... and a hail of bullets..

Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...



..... but the FGers in the Greyhound bus didn't wait to hear the rest. On they sped towards...

AussiePam wrote: .... where Bill was waiting with the team... and a hail of bullets..

Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...



..... but the FGers in the Greyhound bus didn't wait to hear the rest. On they sped towards...
...Texas, so they could get some BBQ and beer and then....

.. of course they remembered that sunny, the oil baron, had promised ....

AussiePam wrote: .. of course they remembered that sunny, the oil baron, had promised ....


......Untold riches and black gold......

Wendybird wrote: ...............so they all jumped back onto the Greyhound bus and shouted........................................................................


...........YeeHa!!..........

Wendybird wrote: ...............but then realising that they were definately not dressed as cowboys they decided to find a local Mall and design a new uniform for themselves but it had to include the colour .........................................


Purple so that they would all stand out against the muted tones of..........

Wendybird wrote: ..........pink and green, the same eye colours as..........................


you would find in barf and other disgusting.......

Wendybird wrote: ..........pink and green, the same eye colours as..........................


Marie's Chinchilla Trixie was displaying after swigging from Bill's canteen which was full of........................

chocoholic wrote: Marie's Chinchilla Trixie was displaying after swigging from Bill's canteen which was full of........................




...White lightning, Hooch straight from the hills of Arkansas where hillbillys..........

Grumpaz wrote: ...White lightning, Hooch straight from the hills of Arkansas where hillbillys..........


frolic and dabble in the early morning dew... or sometimes squeal like a piggy if ..

frolic and dabble in the early morning dew... or sometimes squeal like a piggy if ..

...proded long enough. So, Nomad, Pam, the FG'rs and Bigfoot, headed for...

Rain wrote: frolic and dabble in the early morning dew... or sometimes squeal like a piggy if ..



...proded long enough. So, Nomad, Pam, the FG'rs and Bigfoot, headed for...


Las Vegas because Nomad had perfected a system that couldn't lose, they pooled all their money and persuaded Pam to hock her diamonds so that they could bet all on number....................

Wendybird wrote: ...........eleventy seven which seemed a bit.............................................


of an obvious choice, so Nomad decided that he would make a side bet on............

chocoholic wrote: of an obvious choice, so Nomad decided that he would make a side bet on............


the eleventy in the grand abount of $1.280 which if he won would net him a profit of.....

Grumpaz wrote: the eleventy in the grand abount of $1.280 which if he won would net him a profit of.....


6 cents. but, he felt it was worth the effort, in order to prove to the rest of society that.....

6 cents. but, he felt it was worth the effort, in order to prove to the rest of society that.....

... he actually was a serious contender. So up he went to the table and just before he placed his bet....

Rain wrote: 6 cents. but, he felt it was worth the effort, in order to prove to the rest of society that.....

... he actually was a serious contender. So up he went to the table and just before he placed his bet....


...the cell phone in his tinfoil hat began to chime. He answered the call to find out it was the Tooth Fairy asking him to.............................

...please return that dollar she'd left under his pillow recently, since she'd determined it was a FALSE tooth, and that wasn't allowed!

..."I'm betting this dollar along with the other money I've saved". He slammed the money onto the table, the ball was spinning around and around, then it fell.....

into the tiny hand of the angry tooth fairy, who stuffed it into her little tutu and said,

It's not nice to mess with the tooth fairy. She waved her magic wand, lightning bolts and confetti flew out, all over Nomad, who turned into a....