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*checking out the lobby's gift store*

Oh, is there a lounge show?:D

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, is there a lounge show?:D


Oh THIS I gotta see! :sneaky:

*checking out the lobby sign*

Hmm, there's a dinner show tonight!:)

Pinky wrote: He's good ya know, very expressive!

I always was a sucker for words!:-4


I read his stuff, nery good.

Whatch out guys! There's a new guy in town!

There was a big international conference here in Canberra last week, in the old Parliament House. Academics and scientists discussing global warming. The organisers, in their wisdom, hired a group of balloon clad strippers to do a burlesque show at the official dinner. Male scientists were encouraged to pop the girls' cherry coloured balloons. Many guests walked out considering this entirely inappropriate. (Of course outside official functions, conference delegates are given the opportunity quite legally here to indulge in entertainments worthy of The Bothwell). BUT I felt sorry for the showgirls. Mostly they were students and it wasn't their fault their show got canned. So... I've invited them all round here, to do their thing. And they're bringing along their footie team mates - so we ladies don't feel left out.

All part of the service, Guys. Capeesh.. :sneaky:

Oh, a convention is here!

I might be able to arrange some big bronzed aussie lifeguards too, Pinky!!!

It's who ya know!!! :sneaky:

I don't know how large your jacuzzi is, Pinky. But you know what they say, it's not the size that counts!!!

The question on minks and my mind is-do we have a pool here? And a poolboy?:D

Where's the lifeguards!:-6

Gimme time.... OK, here's the first lot... they had to transport themselves across the Big Pond. Or to wherever we actually are. Where are we, actually? California? Idaho? Or is cyberspace just in the Blue Nowhere... ? Anyway..

Oh, lifeguards! Pammie sent them!

CheshireCat wrote: Hey! Where is that Gygz? Gets a girl all hot and bothered and takes off.


He's like that!!

Pinks...c'mere......you & I are going to "drown" in my hot tub!

OH, LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!:wah:

Pinky wrote: So, what's the entertainment? Does the management do poetry readings for us in the bar?

Go on Gygz, ya know you want to.


You must be kidding .....oh ok then ,.sit down..

er,.. Welcome to my great hotel

please excuse the funny smell.

I hope you do enjoy your stay;

just don't take all my towels away.

The rooms are big, The rooms are tall

have some fun against the wall.



errr.

Gygz wrote: You must be kidding .....oh ok then ,.sit down..



er,.. Welcome to my great hotel

please excuse the funny smell.



I hope you do enjoy your stay;

just don't take all my towels away.



The rooms are big, The rooms are tall

have some fun against the wall.







errr.


:wah: Against the wall!!! lol



What no four posters to swing on?



No heart shaped beds with silk sheets and rose petals to seduce on?



Only one jacuzzi? eeeuuuggghhhh



Pinky and Lulu pleeeease tell me you guys left the jacuzzi as soon as those lifeguards rescued you! :-3

Bettyboopboopadoo wrote: Against the wall!!! lol

What no four posters to swing on?

No heart shaped beds with silk sheets and rose petals to seduce on?

Only one jacuzzi? eeeuuuggghhhh

Pinky and Lulu pleeeease tell me you guys left the jacuzzi as soon as those lifeguards rescued you!


*Leads Betty up the Bothwell penthouse suite. She gazes in awe at the huge four poster draped in dark silks and scattered with rose petals. A waiter enters the room carrying a tray of champagne.. The room is low lit and the water in the sunken bath steams gently and plays light across the intricate stucco plaster ceiling as the sound system softly infuses the elegant room with a smouldering Latin serenade... *

You don’t have to f**k slowly with the rhythm against the cool marble of the bathrooms if you don’t want to ..but I can recommend it.

Gygz wrote: *Leads Betty up the Bothwell penthouse suite. She gazes in awe at the huge four poster draped in dark silks and scattered with rose petals. A waiter enters the room carrying a tray of champagne.. The room is low lit and the water in the sunken bath steams gently and plays light across the intricate stucco plaster ceiling as the sound system softly infuses the elegant room with a smouldering Latin serenade... *

You don’t have to f**k slowly with the rhythm against the cool marble of the bathrooms if you don’t want to ..but I can recommend it.


Oh My! Weak now.

Such a way with words

CheshireCat wrote: Oh My! Weak now.

Such a way with words




LOL.. Yes,.. I thought my poem was great too..

Gygz wrote: LOL.. Yes,.. I thought my poem was great too..


Oh yeah! The poems are great :rolleyes:

Hamster wrote: Well..I step out for two minutes and I miss everything...Hmmnn.. Betty?????:wah:


Huh?? mmm oh oopps



'Hammy you're worse than the kids always showing up right at the wrong moment!' :rolleyes:

scandalous. :sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Hey! Thats my job and I do it well!!


I wondered what your job was here .. Nice uniform ..very.....

ARgi wrote: scandalous. :sneaky:


It is ..it was .. and it's not going to get any better..



I hope. :sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Er..Is that why you are looking at me that way then Gygz?? Is it because you are admiring my uniform?? :rolleyes:


nice pendant ahoy. *inspects*

Gygz wrote: It is ..it was .. and it's not going to get any better..



I hope. :sneaky:


oh look ...i just found that errant cucumber. :wah:

Hamster wrote: Er..Is that why you are looking at me that way then Gygz?? Is it because you are admiring my uniform?? :rolleyes:


No... it's the way it's unbotted like that . I wasn't going to metion it but ..

(better not mention the tiny mark on the bra though ,..

ARgi wrote: oh look ...i just found that errant cucumber. :wah:


Errant ? .. I thought it was the wayward Cucumber.. Let's lead it into bad ways,.. and then corrupted, exhausted and covered in cream. We'll unleash it on an unsuspecting world..





:sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Oops I didnt see that mark was there...I don't know where that kinda stain comes from?? :-3


You don't ? ... well your the only one who does't ..

Gygz wrote: Errant ? .. I thought it was the wayward Cucumber.. Let's lead it into bad ways,.. and then corrupted, exhausted and covered in cream. We'll unleash it on an unsuspecting world..





:sneaky:


wayward and errant are different words for the same thing, just like thrusting and unleashing on unawares... the good, the bad, and the kinky.

Hamster wrote: Oops I didnt see that mark was there...I don't know where that kinda stain comes from?? :-3


ask your mother.

Hamster wrote: Can you explain please Mr Manager?? Thanks!! :sneaky:


Yes.. a man an a woman get certain urges and ..err.. well..

I think it's toothpaste... I hear the phone

Hamster wrote: OMG I am in WAY over my head here!! Lol....

You and Gygz are a class above!!

*Hammy backs away and looks for the door*

I'm off to the pub! Unless yo udo drinks in here? :sneaky:


don't go anywhere! what do you like to drink?

Gygz wrote: Yes.. a man an a woman get certain urges and ..err.. well..

I think it's toothpaste... I hear the phone


your mother calling?

ARgi wrote: wayward and errant are different words for the same thing, just like thrusting and unleashing on unawares... the good, the bad, and the kinky.


Thrusting and unleasing are not the same at all.. As the bard said in the Taming of the brew "

"Though takest awayward that wayward cucumber yonder and up thy goodly arse thrust it, Though art nought to be but chumberchunks in a privy come eventide."