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Am so glad he's home with you and very happy! :-6

So tell us...what kind of patient was he during his hospital stay? A nurse's nightmare or the nurse's didn't want him to leave? I know with my own husband, they would have liked to duck taped his mouth and tied him down! :wah:

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, Hey, I'm Vine Man.

I guess thats not really a question but Id be interested in hearing your thoughts.

mrsK wrote: Great news for you both:-6

It's good to get some happy news:-6


AMEN to that!!!

Lil~Basco wrote: Am so glad he's home with you and very happy! :-6

So tell us...what kind of patient was he during his hospital stay? A nurse's nightmare or the nurse's didn't want him to leave? I know with my own husband, they would have liked to duck taped his mouth and tied him down! :wah:
He is an excellent patient, actually. He tries to make light of things when things are actually serious, and while he was in pre-op, he got hold of some 2 inch medical tape and a pen and made stickers for his head. Bikers usually decorate their helmets with different stickers and sayings, so, bored and loopy as he was, he did it to his bald head.

The first thing I saw when I got to his room after his surgery were these stickers all over his head with sayings like "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing at himself, and another that said "I'm not going bald, I'm getting more head" and "Warning: does not play well with others."

He had the whole pre-op ward, nurses and patients alike laughing their asses off.

He's a great guy with an awesome sense of humor.:-4

Far Rider wrote: I have a very tough question and I'm gonna ask it on all the "ask" threads:



BR,



How can we live with the "Militant Radical Islamic Fundamentalist" that follows a Jihad order?



How does this differ from the Islamic fundamentalist that supports the Jihad but wont fight?



And What percentage of peaceful Muslums exist on the earth in contrast to the Milatant Radical Islamic Fundamentalist?
Far, I am not educated enough in this area to make any guesses, give answers, or advice.

All the terminology is beyond me, I don't understand 90% of it, and I just don't know.

I wish we didn't have all the current sh!t that's going on, is the best answer I can give you. I'm learning, mostly from reading here at FG, but I just cannot give you an answer.

mrsK wrote: Great news for you both:-6

It's good to get some happy news:-6
Thanks, MrsK, all the good thoughts are a great help. This is an extraordinary group of folks in here. I love a bunch of you.

What are some of the best concerts youve been to ?

Nomad wrote: What are some of the best concerts youve been to ?
The A-#1 best concert I've been to is Creed. I took my son to his first rock concert when he was 13 and we saw Creed at the Palace. Scott Stapps voice is so incredible and distinctive, and the pyrotechniques were mind-blowing. We were both cracked when Creed broke up, but thankful we'd seen them in concert.

2nd best has got to be Ozzfest at Pine Knob. We saw Rob Zombie, Iron Maiden, Black Label Society and of course, Black Sabbath. I was deaf and hoarse for 3 days after that concert, and I will go every year he's here.

Creed maybe...the rest ? Honest to God I dont think I could sit through it, Id rather do needlepoint :wah:

Nomad wrote: Creed maybe...the rest ? Honest to God I dont think I could sit through it, Id rather do needlepoint :wah:
Sit? SIT??!?! Through Ozzfest?? You must be joking!! You don't sit through Ozzfest, you jump around screaming your head off, mosh, stand on your chair.....anything but sit!!! :yh_rotfl

ArnoldLayne wrote: What , you mean you didnt set up a couple of picnic chairs and hummed along to the toons ? Yup love all of them, Zakk Wilde's BLS good and heavy ( his band Pride & Glory were pretty good too)

I took my son to his first concert, it was...............................erm.....Pink Floyd. 15 years old and opened mouthed. he was gobsmacked


I took my son to his first gig when he was 11 months old in Cambridge and it was.....*whispers* Lindisfarne

And before you ask, yes, the NSPCC were notified

Nomad wrote: Creed maybe...the rest ? Honest to God I dont think I could sit through it, Id rather do needlepoint :wah:


I'm into knitting.................

would you rather have a 2006 flhtcui ultra classic electra glide or a 2006 honda gold wing ? .totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2006models/ black leather or brown ? how come japanese bike riders don't have as many clubs , organizations , bike runs and charity runs as harley riders do ? and why do the japanese bike riders adopt a lot of things that harley riders do . i have always wondered about these 2 things . i'm not wearing this helmet by choice . FTW

hdfxsb83 wrote: would you rather have a 2006 flhtcui ultra classic electra glide or a 2006 honda gold wing ? .totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2006models/ black leather or brown ? how come japanese bike riders don't have as many clubs , organizations , bike runs and charity runs as harley riders do ? and why do the japanese bike riders adopt a lot of things that harley riders do . i have always wondered about these 2 things . i'm not wearing this helmet by choice . FTW
Gotta go with the gold wing, brown leather.

I'm not sure your assumption about Japanese bike riders is totally accurate. The M/C that my ol' man belongs to has tons of rice burners. There's also a group called the Southern Cruisers, (that's R/C, not M/C) that is to metric what the HOGS are to Harleys and they do TONS of charity work and are nationwide and in Canada. Something like 30,000 members.

What "things" are you referring to that Jap bike riders adopt? Need a little clarification on that one, please.

If you don't mind, I'm going to add your quote here, "I'm not wearing this helmet by choice" to my sig line.

Nice to see you back again.

FTW

Dear babyrider,

Are you well travelled ?

Where have you been that blew you away ?

Have you ever thought about leaving the Detroit area ?

I know you like the mountains, would you go south to the Smokies or west to the Rockies ?

Whats in your cd player right now ?

This is a fantasy question so dont think about it too much....If you could change one thing about yourself what would you change ?

Whats the last random act of kindness you yourself outwardly demonstrated ?

What was your favorite toy as a little girl ?

Were you good in school ?

If Orange County Choppers knocked on your door and said what do you want us to build you, what do you tell them ?

What about the colors ?

Are you well travelled ?

Not particularly. I've only been out of the country to Canada, and for us Detroiters that's like a day trip. I've been to most of the states, (Alaska and Hawaii are a couple exceptions) but it's been years since I travelled.

Where have you been that blew you away ?

Right here in my home state, the Porcupine Mountains and Lake of the clouds.

Have you ever thought about leaving the Detroit area ?

Every single day of my life.

I know you like the mountains, would you go south to the Smokies or west to the Rockies ?

The Smokies, definitely

Whats in your cd player right now ?

Kenny Wayne Shepherd

This is a fantasy question so dont think about it too much....If you could change one thing about yourself what would you change ?

I'd have perfect boobs.

Whats the last random act of kindness you yourself outwardly demonstrated ?

I could write something very, very bad here, but instead I'll tell you about the little old couple who's car had died on them in a parking lot I was leaving. They were obviously confused, and no one was stopping to help them. I pulled up, got out my jumper cables and jumped the car, only to find it was out of gas. So I drove to the gas station and brought them back their gas, and made sure they were running before I left them. The little old dude kept trying to shove money at me, but that's not me. I felt awful for those people totally confused about their car and others walking by going, "Oh, look at the poor old people."

What was your favorite toy as a little girl ?

The nearest mud puddle.

Were you good in school ?

Well behaved good, or academically good?

I was usually well-behaved, except when the teacher would misspell a word, then I would get very irate when she didn't believe I was spelling it correctly. By the time I got to high school, I was a total hellion.

Academically, I was excellent. I started scool in 2nd grade. No pre-school, kindergarten or first grade, just straight to 2nd grade. I was reading at a college level by 4th grade. Then I got bored, and started blowing stuff off. I graduated by the skin of my teeth.

If Orange County Choppers knocked on your door and said what do you want us to build you, what do you tell them ?

All I care about is mini-apes, loud exhaust, and a springer front-end. The rest they could have creative freedom with.

What about the colors ?

TONS of chrome, Deep purple metal flake paint with a phantom black peace sign on the tank.

I know you like the mountains, would you go south to the Smokies or west to the Rockies ?

The Smokies, definitely



Why as opposed to out west ? Wyoming, Montana and Colorado are stunning.

Whats in your cd player right now ?

Kenny Wayne Shepherd

This is a fantasy question so dont think about it too much....If you could change one thing about yourself what would you change ?

I'd have perfect boobs.



Could you describe your boobs in some detail so I can make that determination for myself ?

Whats the last random act of kindness you yourself outwardly demonstrated ?

I could write something very, very bad here, but instead I'll tell you about the little old couple who's car had died on them in a parking lot I was leaving. They were obviously confused, and no one was stopping to help them. I pulled up, got out my jumper cables and jumped the car, only to find it was out of gas. So I drove to the gas station and brought them back their gas, and made sure they were running before I left them. The little old dude kept trying to shove money at me, but that's not me. I felt awful for those people totally confused about their car and others walking by going, "Oh, look at the poor old people."



Nice !

Why as opposed to out west ? Wyoming, Montana and Colorado are stunning.

There's just something eerie and mystical about the Smokies. Can't really explain it. And I've seen Colorado and Wyoming. Only driven through the Smokies briefly.

Eventually, Bullet and I will ride through most of the country, I presume. Our honeymoon in July will be packing up the bikes and just going, wherever the breeze takes us, with our final destination being Florida.



Could you describe your boobs in some detail so I can make that determination for myself ?

36D, but motherhood, age and gravity has them heading south. I miss perky.

BabyRider wrote: Why as opposed to out west ? Wyoming, Montana and Colorado are stunning.



There's just something eerie and mystical about the Smokies. Can't really explain it. And I've seen Colorado and Wyoming. Only driven through the Smokies briefly.

Eventually, Bullet and I will ride through most of the country, I presume. Our honeymoon in July will be packing up the bikes and just going, wherever the breeze takes us, with our final destination being Florida.



Yea they are. You need to get off your bike to really experience the scenery, do some hiking, stretch your legs (and boobs)

Morning is way cool when the mist meets the sun. We were hiking up to a waterfall one day, we were about 5000' up and the trail opened up and dropped straight down to the left.

I freaked out, Im not real good with heights. I had to crouch there about 10 min hanging onto a small tree that was growing out of the rock.

Once we got to the top though whoooooo what a sight !





Could you describe your boobs in some detail so I can make that determination for myself ?



36D, but motherhood, age and gravity has them heading south. I miss perky.


I dont know perky has never really been my thing. Im sure theyre spectacular.

Nomad wrote: I dont know perky has never really been my thing. Im sure theyre spectacular.
I just read our exchange to Bullet and he TOTALLY agrees with the above comment! :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: I just read our exchange to Bullet and he TOTALLY agrees with the above comment! :yh_rotfl


thats great cuddles :rolleyes: :wah:

What is it about FG that draws the greatest minds and boobs?

SOJOURNER wrote: What is it about FG that draws the greatest minds and boobs?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :yh_rotfl

I love double meanings like this....VERY clever Sojo.....LMMFAO.

What is the most expensive mixed drink you serve? What makes it so expensive?

Sheryl wrote: What is the most expensive mixed drink you serve? What makes it so expensive?
Because my bar is annexed to a Mexican restaurant, we have several margaritas and tropical-type drinks that run 7 or 8 bucks a pop. One being a "Toasted coconut." It has real cream of coconut, (we don't use the phoney pina colada mix), amaretto, spiced rum, Kalhua, and pineapple juice all blended with ice. Really REALLY yummy. There's also a margarite called a "Si, si si." It has three very expensive tequilas in it, along with Grand Marnier, (as opposed to triple sec) and I believe that one is 8 bucks. The amount and type of liquor is what determines the price. We offer one of the largest varieties of tequilas in the area.

Clipper wrote: IMO....all boobs are great......
YES indeedy. Wonder Muffins are wonderful

Clipper wrote: I don't care how good or expensive that stuff is...I will NEVER drink it again in my lifetime.

A fading memory of a weekend in Mexico City, a church ceremony,and exchanging vows with a burro have made a believer outta me to not even look at that stuff................
have you noticed that EVERYONE who drinks or did dronk has a Bad Tequilla story? and that 8 of 10 have sworn off the stuff?

i know i have.

stupid guy asking....

i see women all over the Downtown area walking around. some of the, how should i say, "curvier" ladies look as tho they have 4 boobs instead of 2.

2 little "manboobs" above their normal "tig ol' bitties"

why is that? bra too small? what?

Wolverine wrote: stupid guy asking....



i see women all over the Downtown area walking around. some of the, how should i say, "curvier" ladies look as tho they have 4 boobs instead of 2.

2 little "manboobs" above their normal "tig ol' bitties"

why is that? bra too small? what?
Yep, that's it exactly. Put large boobs in a too small bra, the excess squishes up over the top. Just like a chunky person's gut squishes over the top of their pants.



I too, have a tequila horror story that I will share at a later date. Right now, I gotta go get ready for work. Then 2 days off!!! WOOHOOOOOO!!!! You guys are gonna get SOOOOO sick of having me around the next two days it's not even funny.....

BabyRider wrote: Because my bar is annexed to a Mexican restaurant, we have several margaritas and tropical-type drinks that run 7 or 8 bucks a pop. One being a "Toasted coconut." It has real cream of coconut, (we don't use the phoney pina colada mix), amaretto, spiced rum, Kalhua, and pineapple juice all blended with ice. Really REALLY yummy. There's also a margarite called a "Si, si si." It has three very expensive tequilas in it, along with Grand Marnier, (as opposed to triple sec) and I believe that one is 8 bucks. The amount and type of liquor is what determines the price. We offer one of the largest varieties of tequilas in the area.


both of those do sound yummy, but I love tequila..

Clipper wrote: Naaaaawwwww.....bring it on Liquor gal......
You asked for it Clipper!!! I'm home from work, (it's 3:20 in the morning) and I'm all alone here in the Garden. Got nothing but fun stuff planned for the next two days, no "necessary" stuff, just frivolous. Mainly hanging here and shooting the breeze with you guys. You'll be glad to see me go on Friday, believe me....:sneaky:

Been meanin' to ask ya... how did the mission statement thingie go?



:-6

valerie wrote: Been meanin' to ask ya... how did the mission statement thingie go?



:-6
Beautifully.

I ended up just getting the floor at the meeting and telling the girls just what I thought of their constant whining, tattling, complaining and general negative, miserable attitudes. I believe I made an impression, as they aren't coming to me with their complaints and they aren't tattling on each other to me anymore. We'll see how long it lasts, but for the time being, it worked like a charm.

BabyRider wrote: Beautifully.

I ended up just getting the floor at the meeting and telling the girls just what I thought of their constant whining, tattling, complaining and general negative, miserable attitudes. I believe I made an impression, as they aren't coming to me with their complaints and they aren't tattling on each other to me anymore. We'll see how long it lasts, but for the time being, it worked like a charm.




Sure wish you'd tell me off once in awhile.

Maybe on my birthday ? :-6

Nomad wrote: Sure wish you'd tell me off once in awhile.

Maybe on my birthday ? :-6
If you're very, very good, I will consider giving you what-for on your birthday. :yh_bigsmi

Senerio....

You and Bullet were chosen for the TV show "Trading Spouses."

For a week you were sent to a country setting like Little House On the Praire and that woman came to live with Bullet. What do you think you would have learn about yourself from such an experience?

Lil~Basco wrote: Senerio....

You and Bullet were chosen for the TV show "Trading Spouses."

For a week you were sent to a country setting like Little House On the Praire and that woman came to live with Bullet. What do you think you would have learn about yourself from such an experience?
A way to hide a body so that it would never be found.

Name one thing you wish you could be stronger at?

minks wrote: Name one thing you wish you could be stronger at?
Hiding my fears about the current situation with Bullet from him.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?:D

BabyRider wrote: Hiding my fears about the current situation with Bullet from him.


Tough thing to hide hunny Not a weakness either, just a normal human being kinda thang.

BabyRider wrote: Hiding my fears about the current situation with Bullet from him.


BR, Bullet seems like a down to earth "savvy" guy, and therefore, he knows your fears are out of your overwhelming love for him. In some respects it must even make him love you just that much more then he already does, knowing how deeply conserned you are for his well being. Just look at it as : There can be a Silver lining in every cloud!!!:)